Have you ever had an orgasm at work and how?

[jczeroman]

Originally Posted by slunken

i had sex in a carpet warehouse once

That sucks because no matter where you are doing it, you're probably on the floor.

[jczeroman]

Originally Posted by redbull

since when is giving birth not sexual

Since always. What a freaking turn off!

[Starla]

My introduction to the concept that birth could be orgasmic came via my college roommate Kim. We were discussing painless birth (I had just read Childbirth without Fear) when Kim casually said, "You know, some women actually have orgasms as they're giving birth. My mom had one with me."

http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/.../orgasmic.html

okayyyy

[Starla]

"It was the ultimate climax. I felt open, loose and free. Words cannot explain the feeling as my baby's body slithered out. To this day I can still sense that wonderful feeling inside. It makes me tingle."


lol holy shit

[loser2d]

Originally Posted by To Starla

"It was the ultimate climax. I felt open, loose and free. Words cannot explain the feeling as my baby's body slithered out. To this day I can still sense that wonderful feeling inside. It makes me tingle."

[Starla]

damnit lol i feel so cheated now. all i got was searing pain and a bitchy masochistic nurse who refused to help me get drugs

[loser2d]

why not go and have another child.

[Travis Meeks]

Originally Posted by To Starla

damnit lol i feel so cheated now. all i got was searing pain and a bitchy masochistic nurse who refused to help me get drugs

wait, you have a kid? How old are you?


check please

[Travis Meeks]

now that I think about it, didn't the baby die?

[Thaniel Buckner]

Originally Posted by To Starla

damnit lol i feel so cheated now. all i got was searing pain and a bitchy masochistic nurse who refused to help me get drugs

that would make the nurse sadistic.

[dean_r_koontz]

del. good job thaniel buckner

[Gish08]

Can't say I've ever had one of these experiences, BUT

Years ago, a retarded kid who was the water boy for the football team in high school was caught jerking off into the team's gatorade supply. A couple of the players caught him when they returned from practice. Still makes me laugh every time I think about it.

[Lucy Sky Diamonds]

I got laid in my office when I was a TA at the university during work hours.

I've masturbated a few times in the washroom during work, often before a date. I haven't done that in a while though.

[Starla]

Originally Posted by Travis Meeks

now that I think about it, didn't the baby die?

I'm only going to answer this one more time. I'm tired of repeating it. My oldest daughter died in a car accident, and, I have a 4 1/2 year old daughter. (who is alive)

[Starla]

On second thought, I think you already knew this. You were just bringing it up as a jab. Fuck you. It's not the first time someone has pulled this shit because they think it's funny.

[Travis Meeks]

It wasn't a jab... I first I forgot about the baby

[SlingeroGuitaro]

ive fucked several times on a tour bus, does that count?

[M.Night]

i had one in school
and i have a video of it

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by beef curtains

you people and you walk in fridges and freezers. its too cold to fuck in there!

hell no it's not. the difference between 98.6 degrees and 32 degrees is exhilarating

[Caine Walker]

Originally Posted by M.Night

i had one in school
and i have a video of it

POST THE VID.

[M.Night]

Originally Posted by Caine Walker

POST THE VID.

ok ...but not today

[MrPantyFAce]

Originally Posted by Ol' Couch Ass

10. Believing one orgasm is enough. She’s just had a mind-blowing orgasm, maybe two. So she should be perfectly content, right? Wrong.

Women are not nearly as quick to come down from their aroused state as men are post-sex. Many can be launched right back to bliss, and many women do crave more action and orgasms, even if they were perfectly satisfied by the first sexperience.

Even if you’re exhausted, don’t rule out Round 2. There are other ways of pleasing her, so go ahead and do it all over again.

this is sexist trash... i am a terrific lover and once i reach an orgasm, i want to leave the room. i dont want the girl to look or speak to me for at least an hour. to expect you keep going after your done is neglect the mans needs.