Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

The Jesus · 03-21-2008, 02:07 PM

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A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

Click hear Dr. Manny talk about medical errors.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html

I wonder if her new anus performs better than her old one?

metal · 03-21-2008, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by The Jesus

Hochfranken

??? · 03-21-2008, 06:50 PM

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-21-2008, 06:52 PM

she should try to walk on her new anus and film it and put it on youtube and then use that in court let's see how they handle that eh i bet they've never had to deal with anus walkers.

Richard III · 03-21-2008, 07:00 PM

I wonder what they did to her anus.

The Shit · 03-21-2008, 07:42 PM

the doc should've just fixed her leg once he realized his mistake and then been like "the new anus is on the house"

??? · 03-21-2008, 08:21 PM

only in germany, man.

it would be cool if they implanted the new anus on her leg. or her foot.

then she could do crapsteps.

smashingjj · 03-21-2008, 11:13 PM

hahah germans

Mablak · 03-21-2008, 11:26 PM

What's this girl complaining about, clearly the surgeons saw the wear and tear and wanted to help her out. I bet this new anus will add years to her life, and all she can do is bitch.

Travis Meeks · 03-21-2008, 11:26 PM

I bet they don't even make her pay for the new anus. Some people get all the luck

noyen · 03-21-2008, 11:34 PM

who doesn't want a new anus?

Travis Meeks · 03-21-2008, 11:37 PM

I feel bad for that chick who's now stuck with a beat up anus since they gave her new one away

exactlythesame · 03-21-2008, 11:48 PM

who donates their anus to a hospital

noyen · 03-21-2008, 11:49 PM

i will pray for her. every night of my life.

wait, what if the female jackhammered anus goes to a man. a man with a females butthole.

would you fuck it?

i think this topic may need it's own thread.

RopeyLopey · 03-22-2008, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by ???

only in germany, man.

it would be cool if they implanted the new anus on her leg. or her foot.

then she could do crapsteps.

with regards to the state of the health care system in your country, I would shut up. I rather don't want to know what they would do with her over there.

wally · 03-22-2008, 12:31 AM

i hope she wasn't too attached to her old anus

D. · 03-22-2008, 01:12 AM

i loled

twice · 03-22-2008, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by noyen

who doesn't want a new anus?

i don't know, i'm pretty attached to mine.i mean. we've been through so much together.

cork_soaker · 03-22-2008, 01:42 AM

so much has been through you

Rockin' Cherub · 03-22-2008, 09:01 AM

i dont think this is as bad as the high number of patients dying from false operations every year. i think it was more than 1000 last year for germany alone.

smashingjj · 03-22-2008, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockin' Cherub

germany

lol

Rockin' Cherub · 03-22-2008, 09:06 AM

you're in for a serious anal operation by doctor rc dude

smashingjj · 03-22-2008, 09:17 AM

kommen sie mal hier

Luke de Spa · 03-22-2008, 09:27 AM

i feel like this story needs a punchline

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter... COME ON!!

JapanAlex · 03-22-2008, 09:28 AM

ok so does she have two anuses now?

..or did they just do a little refurbishing on the old one?

Thaniel Buckner · 03-22-2008, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ???

it would be cool if they implanted the new anus on her leg. or her foot.

if she was a prostitute, she'd be able to make some money on the side.

03-21-2008, 06:50 PM	#3
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03-21-2008, 06:52 PM	#4
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,763	she should try to walk on her new anus and film it and put it on youtube and then use that in court let's see how they handle that eh i bet they've never had to deal with anus walkers.

03-21-2008, 07:00 PM	#5
Richard III Pledge Location: Edinburgh Posts: 155	I wonder what they did to her anus.

03-21-2008, 07:42 PM	#6
The Shit Demi-God Posts: 254	the doc should've just fixed her leg once he realized his mistake and then been like "the new anus is on the house"

03-21-2008, 08:21 PM	#7
??? Minion of Satan Location: ¯\(º_o)/¯ Posts: 8,660	only in germany, man. it would be cool if they implanted the new anus on her leg. or her foot. then she could do crapsteps.

03-21-2008, 11:13 PM	#8
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,615	hahah germans

03-21-2008, 11:26 PM	#9
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,413	What's this girl complaining about, clearly the surgeons saw the wear and tear and wanted to help her out. I bet this new anus will add years to her life, and all she can do is bitch.

03-21-2008, 11:26 PM	#10
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,548	I bet they don't even make her pay for the new anus. Some people get all the luck

03-21-2008, 11:34 PM	#11
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	who doesn't want a new anus?

03-21-2008, 11:37 PM	#12
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,548	I feel bad for that chick who's now stuck with a beat up anus since they gave her new one away

03-21-2008, 11:48 PM	#13
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,680	who donates their anus to a hospital

03-21-2008, 11:49 PM	#14
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	i will pray for her. every night of my life. wait, what if the female jackhammered anus goes to a man. a man with a females butthole. would you fuck it? i think this topic may need it's own thread.

03-22-2008, 12:31 AM	#16
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	i hope she wasn't too attached to her old anus

03-22-2008, 01:12 AM	#17
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	i loled

03-22-2008, 01:42 AM	#19
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,181	so much has been through you

03-22-2008, 09:01 AM	#20
Rockin' Cherub Braindead Location: the amazing year 400 million Posts: 18,192	i dont think this is as bad as the high number of patients dying from false operations every year. i think it was more than 1000 last year for germany alone.

03-22-2008, 09:06 AM	#22
Rockin' Cherub Braindead Location: the amazing year 400 million Posts: 18,192	you're in for a serious anal operation by doctor rc dude

03-22-2008, 09:17 AM	#23
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,615	kommen sie mal hier

03-22-2008, 09:27 AM	#24
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	i feel like this story needs a punchline The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter... COME ON!!

03-22-2008, 09:28 AM	#25
JapanAlex Apocalyptic Poster Location: Mr. Donut's Posts: 1,216	ok so does she have two anuses now? ..or did they just do a little refurbishing on the old one?