kicking a roommate out

[jigga]

i would think its the landlord's responsibility to make sure whoever is living there is under some kind of contract right? all the places i've lived required credit checks and deposits...etc.

[Caine Walker]

you would think, but some landlords do business pretty loosely and have no problems. then you get some idiot like my soon to be former roommate who fucks everything up, and they're forced to do it the right way. i'm sure stacy would agree that this is probably how it should be done anyway, but it's so much easier when things can be off the cuff.

[Caine Walker]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

just put a knitting needle in her ear while she sleeps. this way you can avoid further confrontations and the landlord will be happy too.

this is on the tamer end of things i've thought about doing to her...

[jigga]

yeah from now on (unless you have shitty credit) i'd definitely recommend setting up some kind of document in writing in order to prevent shadyness and miscommunications ending up in small claims court

[jigga]

hydrogen peroxide in the shampoo is something particularly henious that i've only heard about, but always wanted to see happen

[Nate the Grate]

I'm working for a law firm this summer that mainly represents low income people that are being evicted by their landlords (along with some family law stuff). I'm going to get to go to housing court twice a month and help fill out paperwork for people that are getting divorced. I'm hoping I'll have some kick-ass stories of pissed off poor (and now homeless!) people to report back here.

Oh yeah, is your roommate poor? And does she live in Maine? I could be of assistance.

[murgle]

Nate, your job this summer kind of reminds me of something that my mom had to deal with recently.

She's the attorney ad litem for a 9 year old kid. The kid's mom refused to pay rent to the apartment management because they refused to respond to her complaints. The water heater was actively leaking, pipes were leaking.... the carpet in the entire apartment was soaking wet. The apartment people flat out refused to send people out to (1) fix the leak and (2) remove the carpet. The 9 year old kid finally pulled up the carpet himself one day because it started to smell.

THEN the apartment starting charging the mom all of these late fees associated with not paying rent (included in rent was water/electricity). She refused to pay the late fees because it's the management's responsibilty to respond to these issues, especially when there's a kid there!

So, the apartment shuts off the electricty and water to the apartment. THEN they call CPS on the mom saying, "She's living with her kid in this unit and they don't have water or electricity!" so CPS comes out and takes the kid away. Then, the apartment management kicks her out of the apartment.

My mom's going to take this shit to those 'investigative reporters' on the news here, because it's some bullshit.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by jigga

put whorcestershire in her liquor!

knitting needles!

[Caine Walker]

Originally Posted by Nate the Grate

Oh yeah, is your roommate poor? And does she live in Maine? I could be of assistance.

HA! no, she actually makes more money than i do. she's just a drunk idiot living in chicago.

[agenda suicide]

hahaha well I'm glad you've got shit figured out, and hopefully she moves out when she's supposed to. My sister had a similar problem with her apt in Chicago except her roommate wasn't on the lease. My sister paid two-thirds of the rent for a few months instead of kicking the bitch out and splitting the rent 50/50 with the other roommate. My sister didn't have the balls to kick the girl out until she owed over $1k in rent she never paid, and of course none of that money was ever seen again.
It's definitely easier to just get rid of someone before it becomes a bigger problem.

[KrazeeStacee]

FYI - Leases (in Chicago) don't even have to be in writing if they're 1 year or more. Receipt of rent is evidence of tenancy.

Also - if a year lease is held over and landlord still accepts rent, it is a legal month-to-month tenancy.

Not sure if this sheds light on any of this but netphoria keeps making it impossible for me to not get frustrated reading threads.

[agenda suicide]

hah. I didn't feel bad for my sister at all because it was her fault for getting dicked out of all that money.
plus my sister was stupid enough to sign a lease for a 3 bedroom apt and forge the 3rd persons signature when they weren't 100% sure if he was going to move in or not. she was doomed from the start.

[Caine Walker]

Originally Posted by agenda suicide

plus my sister was stupid enough to sign a lease for a 3 bedroom apt and forge the 3rd persons signature when they weren't 100% sure if he was going to move in or not. she was doomed from the start.

>_<

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[agenda suicide]

Originally Posted by Caine Walker

>_<

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basically. although he paid for two parts of the deposit and the first two or three months rent until they found someone to replace him.. which was very nice of him. he dropped a couple thousand on an apt he never stepped foot in.
it was when the girl moved in to take over his part that they started having money problems.

[teh b0lly!!1]

i really like these threads like this one, threads with a plot and shit
that have developments as the thread progresses
kind of like isle's freak out thread that went 7 pages only to find out on page 8 that his girlfriend was asleep or something

[fluxequalsrad]

I've kicked out a roommate before, best decision I ever made, really alleviated the tension in the house. He didn't pay rent, still doesn't pay rent via the people he mooches off of. Freeloaders get what they deserve.

[Caine Walker]

oh jesus... now she's trying to pay less on the rent. fucking hell, man!! the good thing is that my other roommate has money from her for something different that he can take it out of. HA.

but i suppose i can completely fucking forget about the 50 dollars she owes me for the electric bill.

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by Caine Walker

oh jesus... now she's trying to pay less on the rent. fucking hell, man!! the good thing is that my other roommate has money from her for something different that he can take it out of. HA.

but i suppose i can completely fucking forget about the 50 dollars she owes me for the electric bill.

threaten to kill her cat if she doesn't give you the money

(er, just kidding, stacy.....)

[Nimrod's Son]

List of big-bust models and performers

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This is a list of notable women known for modeling or performing in big-bust adult entertainment — that is, magazines, videos, websites and other media focusing on breast fetishism. These are women who are notable for the size of their breasts, whether natural or surgically enhanced. For inclusion on this list, the performer should have a U.S. cup size of 'DD' or larger. Although "large breasts" is a difficult concept to define quantitatively, the consensus among many independent web sites is that a DD cup size and larger qualifies as "large".^[1]

[edit] Introduction

Many adult models and performers use pseudonyms or stage names such as "Peaks" or "Topps" to advertise their oversized bust.
It is fairly common for this category of models and dancers to publish misleading measurements. Though some appear to make up measurements out of whole cloth, a common middle ground is to give what appears to be a bra size (e.g. 43G) but is actually a bra cup size combined with a bust circumference; which includes an offset normally added to the number. For example, a woman who wears a (U.S.) 36G bra has a band size measurement (chest circumference beneath the breasts) of 36 inches, while the "G" indicates a circumference over her nipples 8 inches greater ("G" being the seventh letter).^[2] She might report a bust measurement or 36+8 or 44 inches. Some performers use metric system measurements and often do not indicate if the measurement is centimetres or inches. This practise caused stripper Crystal Storm some legal difficulties when Philadelphia's Department of Licenses and Inspections objected to her advertising her 50-inch bust as "127" without clearly stating that she was using centimeters.^[3]

[edit] Big bust models and performers in Japan

Though large breasts were not traditionally valued in Japan,^[4] buxom actresses had been admired in Japanese erotic cinema since at least the 1950s. Anderson and Richie mention busty 1950s actress Michiko Maeda, and a nation-wide search for other breasty models which followed in the wake of her popularity.^[5] However, it wasn't until the mid-1980s that large breasts became very popular in Japan. Eri Kikuchi, who debuted in AVs (Adult Videos) in 1984, was probably the first Japanese adult performer whose career was based mainly on the size of her large breasts.^[6] Nikkatsu capitalized on this change in cultural preference by naming as their Roman Porno "Queen of SM" for 1986, Ran Masaki whose 100cm (39in) bust was very large for Japan at the time.^[7] In 1989, Adachi says, the "Big Bust Boom" (巨乳ブーム - "Kyonyu Buumu") was set "on fire" with the AV debut of Kimiko Matsuzaka, who had an advertised 110.7cm bust.^[8] Following Matsuzaka's retirement, a new leading big-bust model appeared on the Japanese scene every few years, including Mariko Morikawa in 1994, and Anna Ohura in 2000. By the mid-1990s, a "Big Bust" genre had become established in adult entertainment in Japan with video companies, magazines such as D-Cup Japan, and websites dedicated exclusively to Big Bust models.

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[edit] A Tracey Adams Rimma Agafoshina Rachel Aldana Alexis Amore Pamela Anderson Brittany Andrews Eva Angelina Julia Ann Sora Aoi Yuko Aoki Danni Ashe Ebony Ayes [edit] B Briana Banks Michelle Barrett Virginia Bell Nikki Benz Vanessa Blue Veronica Brazil Dolly Buster Tylene Buck [edit] C Christy Canyon Mary Carey Greta Carlson Kim Chambers Chelsea Charms Chaz Ramona Cheorleu Summer Cummings [edit] D Kikki Daire Stormy Daniels Dasha Jana Defi Ava Devine Devon Uschi Digard Carol Doda Angelique dos Santos Busty Dusty [edit] E Keisha Evans [edit] F Rita Faltoyano Lolo Ferrari Jada Fire Samantha Fox Leanna Foxxx Toni Francis Fuko Cindy Fulsom

[edit] G Aria Giovanni Shoko Goto Crystal Gunns Barbie Griffin [edit] H Ourei Harada Robyn Hilton Fumie Hosokawa Keeley Hazell [edit] I [edit] J Jenna Jameson Nadine Jansen Jelena Jensen Aurora Jolie Jenaveve Jolie Debbie Jordan Ashley Juggs [edit] K Reon Kadena Kelly Kay Bridgette Kerkove Kayla Kleevage Yoko Kumada Mirei Kuroda [edit] L Vixen Lamoore Chasey Lain Danuta Lato Dyanna ****** Eve ******ce Miko Lee SaRenna Lee Lisa Lipps Little Oral Annie Lovette Trinity Loren Janet Lupo Amber Lynn

[edit] M Kelly Madison Michelle Marsh Yoko Matsugane Marina Matsushima Kimiko Matsuzaka Teresa May Linsey Dawn McKenzie Amber Michaels Devon Michaels Gianna Michaels Minka Hanai Miri Blake Mitchell Mimi Miyagi Carolyn Monroe Tara Monroe Ashton Moore Chessie Moore Chesty Morgan Mariko Morikawa Maxi Mounds Cynthia Myers [edit] N Rio Natsume Harumi Nemoto Yulia Nova [edit] O Olivia O'Lovely Anna Ohura Stacey Owen Hiromi Oshima [edit] P Kay Parker Julia Parton Via Paxton Pandora Peaks Tawny Peaks Roberta Pedon Nicole Peters Lucy Pinder Katie Price [edit] Q Alexandria Quinn [edit] R Alicia Rhodes Rocki Roads Daphne Rosen Roxy

[edit] S Savannah Miki Sawaguchi Avy Scott Sakura Sena Christi Shake Sharday Sierra Dominique Simone Charmaine Sinclair Anna Nicole Smith Ewa Sonnet Lisa Sparxxx Krystal Steal Adele Stephens Adele Stevens Norma Stitz Crystal Storm Tempest Storm Shyla Stylez Helga Sven Maria Swan SaRenna Lee [edit] T Nozomi Takeuchi Brandy Talore Mika Tan Traci Topps Tiffany Towers Treasure Chest Bianca Trump [edit] U [edit] V Stacy Valentine Roberta Vasquez Petra Verkaik Vicky Vette Chloe Vevrier Milena Velba [edit] W Taylor Wane Letha Weapons Wendy Whoppers Wifey [edit] X Lilli Xene XXXena [edit] Y Saori Yamamoto [edit] Z Veronika Zemanová

[edit] See also

• Breast expansion fetish
• Breast fetishism
• Breast implant
• Glamour photography
• List of erotic actors

[edit] References

1. http://www.007b.com/large-breasted.php 007b.com
2. Calculating Your Bra Size at double-d.com
3. Chuck Shepherd's News of the Weird. www.newsoftheweird.com. Retrieved on 2007-03-03.
4. Connell, Ryann. (2006). "Japan's latest titillating trend: Hiding those huge hooters!" at Mainichi Daily News, December 8, 2006.
5. Anderson, Joseph L. and Donald Richie (1982). The Japanese Film: Art and Industry (Expanded Edition). Princeton, New Jersey: Princeton University Press. ISBN 0-691-00792-6. , p.266-267
6. 菊池えり 巨乳 (Kikuchi Eri Kyonyu) at xxx.xcity.jp/SHIN-TOHO/HISTORY/
7. *Weisser, Thomas and Yuko Mihara Weisser. 1998. Japanese Cinema Encyclopedia: The Sex Films, p.156
8. Adachi, Noriyuki. (1992). "Adult" People (アダルトな*********びと - Adaruto na Hitobito) Kodansha. ISBN 4-06-205546-5. p.50

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[Mariner]

Originally Posted by Caine Walker

but you know what? i'm better off.

i don't need people like this in my life.

feel the rain on your skin, man. no one else can do it for you