I found three of these in my garage

[toyschoketoys]

like in the cure video , that gave me nightmares

[Kahlo]

aye. but just wee house spiders. not that scary. just curious I guess, or attracted to the heat of my mouth? who knows. creepy wee fuckers.

[Eulogy]

i know i've posted about this before

but i have a very, very strange relationship with creepy spiders and insects. i think they are the coolest fucking things ever. but i cannot deal with them if they are around me indoors or...whenever i'm sitting or lying down. if i'm standing up and can walk away or know that i have the ability to stomp on the motherfucker then i'm totally ok.

a few months back there was MASSIVE cockroach in my roommate's guitar case. he tapped me on the shoulder and was like "hey, look at this." and he had the case standing up with that fucker sitting in it and i flipped the fuck out.

i want to observe them while knowing they can't touch me. like i want one of those giant centipedes or a tarantula as a pet. but if it ever got out somehow and i saw the cage/tank open and empty i'd probably just kill myself. or move out and leave all my shit.

[Eulogy]

i mean holy FUCK, right?

[Kahlo]

JESUS

[Eulogy]

AHHHHHHH

do most zoos have cool insect areas or what? because i want to go to one.

[Kahlo]

not reading this thread no mores

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by Kahlo

not reading this thread no mores

no this one's the best!!!




NO WORSE THAN A BEE STING MY ASS

[Kahlo]

I return, because I can't stop looking at things Iam afraid of.

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by Kahlo

I return, because I can't stop looking at things Iam afraid of.

yeah i hear you

[skipgo]

spiders scare me so much. i want to puke just looking at this thread.
I also have an irrational fear of wasps that makes me run around flailing my arms whenever one comes near. it's a little embarrassing.

[toyschoketoys]

killing machines

inch long fangs

[Ol' Couch Ass]

Looking at those vids Eulogy posted makes me wonder how the hell Billy got "Tarantula" out of "I don't want to fight, every single night, everything I want is in your eyes."

It is even more of a headscratcher than Mayonaise.

[Richard III]

Originally Posted by Ol' Couch Ass

Looking at those vids Eulogy posted makes me wonder how the hell Billy got "Tarantula" out of "I don't want to fight, every single night, everything I want is in your eyes."

It is even more of a headscratcher than Mayonaise.

Dont spiders have 8 eyes? They can see all around them cant they?

[murgle]

I do not like spiders. Nope. But I don't get nasty poisonous ones in the house. If they're little house spiders, I'll take them outside and fling them.. Roaches? I scream and run around and flail my arms- it's ridiculous.. I've been told that it's fun to watch though.

My mom told me that when she was little, she went to her Aunt's house in the country and was out in the woods and wandered into a giant cul de sac of JUMPING SPIDER webs. UGH. She said they were bigger than her hand and there were about 10 of them.

I seriously would've shit myself.

[Lola]

Originally Posted by To Starla

http://hobospider.com/info/index.html

We have those here too but apparently they are very rare and look almost exactly the same as some other "harmless" spider, (as if there is such a thing) that is a lot more common. I fucking hate spiders. Last summer the town I was living in became infested with black widdows, they were every where. I would see at least 40 a day just walking to work and they got in the house... it was horrible.

[Lola]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

My irrational fears are spiders, flying, and there's one more...oh open bodies of water e.g. oceans, lakes, rivers, I WILL NOT swim in them EVER.

No, thats not irrational. they are horrible, horrible, disgusting creatures.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by toyschoketoys

why ?
dont you go wake boarding ? i was swimming in the loch once and i saw the biggest fucking pike ever, i swear to fuck it was something like scobby doo the speed i got out the water at

yeah that shit makes me freak the fuck out. no way. there's scary living slimy things in the water, sharks, barracuda, pike, snapping turtles.

EEeesssh. It is irrational, though. I think they call it agoraphobia or something, fear of open water.

Way too fat to do wakeboarding man. If I'm in a river I'm in an inntertube drinking a beer.

[Ever]

Agoraphobia is fear of open spaces/crowds etc. I believe the agora is the market or town square in greek, equivalent to the latin "forum".

[Trotskilicious]

well what would be open water then, mr. unhelpful.

[Ever]

Hydrophobia probably. Although you might be right with agoraphobia cause it does also mean open spaces and you did say open water.

[Trotskilicious]

hydrophobia is fear of water, guy.

I'm not scared of taking a bath.

[Trotskilicious]

Main Entry:
ag·o·ra·pho·bia Listen to the pronunciation of agoraphobia
Pronunciation:
\ˌa-g(ə-)rə-ˈfō-bē-ə\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
New Latin, from Greek agora + New Latin -phobia
Date:
1873

: abnormal fear of being helpless in an embarrassing or unescapable situation that is characterized especially by the avoidance of open or public places

anxiety, in otherwords so that's not what we're looking for

[Trotskilicious]

and good work on that greek conjugation

[Ever]

Halmophobia?

[Ever]

I'm not even sure if that's a real phobia but if it exists it means fear of the sea.

[Trotskilicious]

i wish i still had my roget's super thesaurus

it had an entry under phobia that listed like 30-40 different phobias

[Ever]

Thalassophobia! That for sure is fear of the sea. I don't think there is fear of open water, it really might just be agoraphobia after all cause of the open spaces thing.

[Starla]

Originally Posted by Lola

Last summer the town I was living in became infested with black widdows, they were every where. I would see at least 40 a day just walking to work and they got in the house... it was horrible.

holy shit