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Old 04-29-2003, 07:01 PM   #1
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Default HANDGUNS SHOULD BE HANDED OUT LIKE CONDOMSa!

THAT WAY YOU COUDL GO TO A SCHOOL AND JACK SOME LOW RENT LOW RIDER LOW PANTS WEARING TEEN AND MAKE HIM GIV EUP HIS GIRLFIRNED IN A FIREFIGHT! EVERYDAY AT SCHOOL WOULD BE LIKE A JOHN WAYNE MOVIE AND THEY COUDL FIX THE PROBLEM WITH TEEN PREGNANCY BY EITHER USING A CONDOM OR SHOOTING THOSE UNFORTUNATE GIRLS WHO GETT KNOWFCKED UP! WHY WHOULD YOU WANT A CHILD TO LIVE A TERRIBLE LIFE WITH A TEENAGE MOTHER WHEN INSTEAD YOU COULD TAKE OUT THE MOTHERE WHOS OBVIOUSLY A SLUT ANYWAY AND CAP HER FUTURE WELFARE STATE BABY WHILE YOUR AT IT?? AFTER ALL GUNS ARE PRETTY COOL ANDY WAY AND I COULD TAKE SOME GANSGTAS AND THUGS OUT AND THERE WOULD BE NO MORE EAST COAST WEST COATS RIVALRIES AND TUPAC AND BIGGEI SMALLS WOULD GET TYHEIR WINGS AND GO TO HEAVEN FINALLY!!1 IT'S A WIN WIN SITUATION AND IT'S ONLY PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO ARE KEEPINGIT FROM HAPPENING!! SHANME ON YOU FOR NOT SUPPORTING THE GUNS AND CONDOMS HAND OUTS BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONESE KEEPING AMAERICA BACK.

UP YOUR NETPHORIA I HOPE YOU MOTHER GETS AIDES FROM YOU SARS INFECTED FATHERE!!!
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Old 04-29-2003, 07:21 PM   #2
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Old 04-29-2003, 07:31 PM   #3
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Old 04-29-2003, 09:02 PM   #4
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what the fuck are you talking about?? We shouldn't be handing out condoms!!!

 
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Old 04-29-2003, 09:46 PM   #5
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I'd hollow out my English-lit book to carry my glock inside, bes' recognize.

 
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Old 04-29-2003, 09:50 PM   #6
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So this is what Charleton Heston is doing with his newly founded free time?
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Old 04-30-2003, 12:00 AM   #7
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I know I want to put a condom on a gun and have sex with it. That way, I'll be safe when the gun blows its load.

 
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Old 04-30-2003, 12:07 AM   #8
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I know I want to put a condom on a gun and have sex with it. That way, I'll be safe when the gun blows its load.
Ceci, that's the most fucked up thing i've ever heard you say!!
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Old 04-30-2003, 12:15 AM   #9
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Ceci, that's the most fucked up thing i've ever heard you say!!
BUT AREN'T CONDOMS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR PROTECTION?!?!


 
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