WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE MICHADELJ FOX IN THE TIME MACHINE?typer

[Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR]

I OWULD WANT TO GO TO ANCIENT MESSOPOTAMIA ADN CONJURE UP A SUMERIAN GOD AND THEN SACRIFICE A VIRGIN TO THE GOD AND THEN MAYBE GAS UP THE TIME TRAVEL SPACE CAR AND TAKE IT TO THE FUTURE JUSTL LIKE INTHE MOVIE AND GO TO A COWBOUY SPACE BAR WHERE HOOKERS PAY YOU TO HAVE SEX WTIH THEM! THATS HOW ITS GOING TO BE DONE IN THE FUITRE AFTER ALL WHERE WOMEN ARE DESPERATE TO DO IN ADN NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!

THEN I WOULD GO TO THE SPACE BUFFET AND LOAD OUP ON SOME NICE VITTLES AND TRY OUT SOME BRAISED SPACE MONKEY! IT WOULD BE ROASTED OVER A VOLCANO FOR 45 DAYS UNTIL VERY TENDER SO TENDER THAT IT MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH! AND THEN I WOULD GET INTO THE TIMEMACHINE DELORAN AND TAKE IT BACK TO WHEN I WAS BORN TO SEE MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER DOING IT BECAUSE MY MOTHER WAS VERY PRETTY BAKC THEN AND I WOULD THINK THAT IT WOULED BE SEXY AND MAYBE A LITTLE ENTICING IF YOU CATCH MY DIRFT.

AND THEN I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH MORE I WOULD DO BECAUSE WHAT I9 LEARNED FORM MOVIES IS THAT IF YOU MESS WITH THE PAST THEN IT MESSES WITH YOU AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW THE WHALES ARE EXTINCT AND YOUD BE SCREAMING GOODDAMNNNED YOU FUCKING APE GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF O ME!!!! AND YOU 'RE BEEING DRAGGED AROUND IN A NET AND EATING OUT OF A DOG DISH AND NOT IN THE FUN WAY.

SO WAHAT WOULD YOU DO IN YOUR TIME MACHINGTE??

[Nimrod's Son]

I'd shake like a son of a bitch and curse god for giving me the fucking Parkinson's.

[noir cat]

I'd kill people.