Dudes: can you tell when a chick is faking it?

Mason R Butler · 04-29-2003, 05:28 AM

And doesn't it just make you want to smack her? Jesus fucking christ.

I Ate My Hamster · 04-29-2003, 05:30 AM

Yes. And it's starting to damage my fragile ego.

Cactuar · 04-29-2003, 05:46 AM

dont they realise their muscles tense/clench

BlueStar · 04-29-2003, 05:48 AM

I don't believe in faking it.

The Gaddrow · 04-29-2003, 05:52 AM

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Originally posted by BlueStar
I don't believe in faking it.

<3

crescentfresh · 04-29-2003, 07:45 AM

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Originally posted by Cactuar
dont they realise their muscles tense/clench

I can make mine do that anyway, so it's pretty hard to tell if I'm faking, if I really wanted to do so.

I haven't had to do that in over a year though, so...yeah. But that's not a nice thing to do. I would take mine back if I could.

Nimrod's Son · 04-29-2003, 01:39 PM

You should title this "do you care when a chick is faking it." I don't believe I've ever been faked, but if that's what they want to do, so be it. That just means I have the green light in the future to only think about my needs.

crescentfresh · 04-29-2003, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
You should title this "do you care when a chick is faking it." I don't believe I've ever been faked, but if that's what they want to do, so be it. That just means I have the green light in the future to only think about my needs.

how is faking an orgasm caring for your own needs?

Junebug · 04-29-2003, 02:03 PM

dude. what the crap do you do when you realize she is? Well maybe I don't want to know but...that's gotta ruin the mood. or something. eww sex.

Nimrod's Son · 04-29-2003, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

how is faking an orgasm caring for your own needs?

Faking is not being honest. If someone isn't honest with me, I could really care less about their needs.

KrazeeStacee · 04-29-2003, 02:10 PM

If I don't finish my work my boss doesn't give me a fake raise.

I just don't understand faking an orgasm.

Nimrod's Son · 04-29-2003, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin
If I don't finish my work my boss doesn't give me a fake raise.

I just don't understand faking an orgasm.

But when you give him orgasms, I bet he gives you real raises.

KrazeeStacee · 04-29-2003, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

But when you give him orgasms, I bet he gives you real raises.

If you can call paying me in crack a real raise, then yeah.

Nimrod's Son · 04-29-2003, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

If you can call paying me in crack a real raise, then yeah.

Hey, I'm not judging you because you're a crack whore, I'm just pointing it out.

oui henri · 04-29-2003, 02:40 PM

I've never faked. I don't think it's nice.

ammy · 04-29-2003, 02:55 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

how is faking an orgasm caring for your own needs?

faking is a stupid stupid thing to do. Because if you fake it, they don't know that what they're doing isn't working. Therefore, they never learn, and sex never improves.

KrazeeStacee · 04-29-2003, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

Hey, I'm not judging you because you're a crack whore, I'm just pointing it out.

*tear* thanks man.

Mason R Butler · 04-29-2003, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by Junebug
dude. what the crap do you do when you realize she is? Well maybe I don't want to know but...that's gotta ruin the mood. or something. eww sex.

Exactly.

NeverTonightA · 04-29-2003, 03:42 PM

If you don't feel the squeeze on your dick while shes doing her "moaning", you know you suck

Elvis The Fat Years · 04-29-2003, 03:59 PM

haha when i fake it haha i just make her close her eyes loolol and throw mayonnaise on her face LOL!

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I Ate My Hamster Apocalyptic Poster Location: jersey Posts: 3,091	Yes. And it's starting to damage my fragile ego.

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Cactuar Apocalyptic Poster Location: ur pants lol Posts: 2,915	dont they realise their muscles tense/clench

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Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	You should title this "do you care when a chick is faking it." I don't believe I've ever been faked, but if that's what they want to do, so be it. That just means I have the green light in the future to only think about my needs.

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Junebug Minion of Satan Posts: 7,072	dude. what the crap do you do when you realize she is? Well maybe I don't want to know but...that's gotta ruin the mood. or something. eww sex.

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KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	If I don't finish my work my boss doesn't give me a fake raise. I just don't understand faking an orgasm.

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oui henri Minion of Satan Location: Fuckoffity Land Posts: 5,270	I've never faked. I don't think it's nice.

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NeverTonightA Pledge Location: some city, nothing then, nothing now Posts: 227	If you don't feel the squeeze on your dick while shes doing her "moaning", you know you suck

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Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	haha when i fake it haha i just make her close her eyes loolol and throw mayonnaise on her face LOL!