Looking for a funny reply to this email

MonteLDS · 02-26-2008, 01:45 PM

I got this email from a friend and was hoping netphoria could give me a funny reply.

this place hasn't been funny recently. so i am looking for you people to redeem my faith in netphoria..

Quote:

I had to tell you this one...

So I was lying here in bed with my Wife tonight. She is writing in her journal, about to read her scriptures and I was surfing the net.
Out of the blue, Nicky asks me "So if you wanted to find a prostitute, where would you go?"

Tranzor Z · 02-26-2008, 01:47 PM

"Come to SF on my dime."

MonteLDS · 02-26-2008, 02:01 PM

next...

Nimrod's Son · 02-26-2008, 02:01 PM

He should have told her he can't afford one because he's already paying too much for not enough sex as it is

aurel · 02-26-2008, 02:35 PM

Honesty is the best policy.

MonteLDS · 02-26-2008, 02:36 PM

I don't think that is the case. They are newly weds and this girl always seemed a little wild- she is big on pda, its kind of scary.
Originally I thought I read that line asking if she was a prostute where should she go

D. · 02-26-2008, 02:40 PM

you find PDA scary?

Nimrod's Son · 02-26-2008, 02:42 PM

Tell him to give her 20 bucks and stick his dick in her ass

MonteLDS · 02-26-2008, 02:58 PM

I find those two expressing pda scary. Because its really gross

BumbleBeeMouth · 02-26-2008, 03:01 PM

MY NUMBER IS 07812647421

ASK FOR SHITHEAD

I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT

topleybird · 02-26-2008, 03:22 PM

Calmly and pedantically explain that your friend would go to Hell if he wanted to find a prostitute because such thoughts are a sin against the Lord and against your friend's strangely capitalized Wife

Follow up with an exhaustive list of exceptions, like "unless you are looking for the prostitute only because you want to save her from her life of sexual degradation" or "unless you are looking for her because she is the only compatible organ donor on file"

Finish by letting him know you will be praying for him and his wife

Starla · 02-26-2008, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonteLDS

I find those two expressing pda scary. Because its really gross

And I thought I was old fashioned!

Future Boy · 02-26-2008, 03:27 PM

Id PM Brady and have her ask her boyfriend.

Eulogy · 02-26-2008, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonteLDS

I got this email from a friend and was hoping netphoria could give me a funny reply.

this place hasn't been funny recently. so i am looking for you people to redeem my faith in netphoria..

yeah well you're not helping much, are you

BumbleBeeMouth · 02-26-2008, 03:30 PM

why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So he can suck you off before he dies!

wHATcOLOR · 02-26-2008, 04:21 PM

your faith in netphoria's ability to entertain you is not something i care about, and i refuse to partake in this demeaning dance

yo soy el mejor · 02-26-2008, 09:53 PM

this thread made me laugh two or three times. >_<

sickbadthing · 02-26-2008, 10:08 PM

Do most Mormons read scriptures before bed?

I understand the journal thing. My dead bitch Mormon grandmother tried to get me to do that when I was a kid.

yo soy el mejor · 02-26-2008, 10:10 PM

so you're part mormon?

sickbadthing · 02-26-2008, 10:11 PM

There are family members I have that are Mormons. I don't talk to them though.

metal · 02-26-2008, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonteLDS

this place hasn't been funny recently. so i am looking for you people to redeem my faith in netphoria..

Quote:

Originally Posted by metal

they are moderately amusing

Ol' Couch Ass · 02-26-2008, 10:17 PM

Tell her to go to the basement and dig down about two feet

Mariner · 02-27-2008, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonteLDS

she is big on pda

i thought they were a christian band

Mo · 02-27-2008, 12:43 AM

In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.
Little Girl: "Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!"
Doctor: "Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms."

sickbadthing · 02-27-2008, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by antipop

In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.
Little Girl: "Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!"
Doctor: "Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms."

we have a winner

Dead Frequency · 02-27-2008, 04:21 AM

ahhh mormons. utah sucks

02-27-2008, 04:21 AM	#26
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	ahhh mormons. utah sucks __________________

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MonteLDS sigh Posts: 8,850	I don't think that is the case. They are newly weds and this girl always seemed a little wild- she is big on pda, its kind of scary. Originally I thought I read that line asking if she was a prostute where should she go

02-26-2008, 02:40 PM	#7
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	you find PDA scary?

02-26-2008, 02:42 PM	#8
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02-26-2008, 02:58 PM	#9
MonteLDS sigh Posts: 8,850	I find those two expressing pda scary. Because its really gross

02-26-2008, 03:01 PM	#10
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02-26-2008, 03:27 PM	#13
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,972	Id PM Brady and have her ask her boyfriend.

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yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	this thread made me laugh two or three times. >_<

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sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	Do most Mormons read scriptures before bed? I understand the journal thing. My dead bitch Mormon grandmother tried to get me to do that when I was a kid.

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yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	so you're part mormon?

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