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ravenguy2000 · 02-22-2008, 03:04 PM

I just got back from Whole Foods and it's snowing like crazy outside. But when you first walk into my Whole foods into the produce section it's all open and window-y and it was like this huge produce laced snow-time fantasy Christmas room. Anyway I bought some fennel.

I saw this girl last night. She was about 17, and tremendously fat. And she had a bright red Coca-Cola t-shirt on. On her head she had a red bandanna with her hair poking out of the top strangely, with little red metallic streamers (?) poking out with her hair. She had on a red plaid skirt and underneath the skirt, a pair of huge, bright red sweat pants and red converse sneakers. It was interesting.

I was driving to class yesterday and these old people in a Buick pulled out in front of me. And then proceeded to drive really really slow. Then when we got to an intersection they stopped for the stop sign, and the old guy driving threw a full Dunkin Donuts smoothie out of the window. It was really weird, I don't get people who do stuff like that.

??? · 02-22-2008, 03:06 PM

sounds like you were mildly attracted to this girl

Irridescent Fairysex · 02-22-2008, 03:07 PM

who are you, david lynch?

??? · 02-22-2008, 03:07 PM

ravenguy has a girlfriend everyone

ravenguy2000 · 02-22-2008, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ???

sounds like you were mildly attracted to this girl

my cover = blown

Irridescent Fairysex · 02-22-2008, 03:08 PM

what an infidel

christian zombie vampires · 02-22-2008, 03:08 PM

i just finished reading 'dress your family in corduroy and linen' and this feels like the hidden afterword

ravenguy2000 · 02-22-2008, 04:27 PM

yeah i was hoping the inspiration would be a little more subtle than that but you figured it out quick

yo soy el mejor · 02-22-2008, 05:16 PM

i wish i could go to central market. they have the best pastries there. and the bread! >_< one thing i miss the most about working there is getting to eat free pastries/bread when ever i wanted. i want a piece of miles of chocolate. a creme brulee. a mini anthonys mousse cake. and some cheesecake. unf unf unf

oooh so hungry

Irridescent Fairysex · 02-22-2008, 05:19 PM

I'm in a silly mood.

Irridescent Fairysex · 02-22-2008, 05:20 PM

I'm frequently annoyed by myself.

yo soy el mejor · 02-22-2008, 05:21 PM

me, too. im feeling really chipper right now for some reason. i got all this pent up energy. i wish i had a friend who lived near. i'd be all about hanging out after i get off of work!

ravenguy2000 · 02-22-2008, 05:21 PM

I'm broke but I'm happy
I'm poor but I'm kind
I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah

wally · 02-22-2008, 06:12 PM

http://www.exposetheleft.com/wp-cont...ey-hillary.jpg

yo soy el mejor · 02-22-2008, 06:14 PM

im more excited than that guy. i wanna dance! i wanna eat icecream! i wanna watch a movie. i really wanna go iceksating.

wally · 02-22-2008, 06:16 PM

This whole thread is read best when in the voice of Andy Rooney

ravenguy2000 · 02-22-2008, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wally

http://www.exposetheleft.com/wp-cont...ey-hillary.jpg

can we have someone cut out his face and make it small and use it as a new smiley

02-22-2008, 03:04 PM	#1
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	recently I just got back from Whole Foods and it's snowing like crazy outside. But when you first walk into my Whole foods into the produce section it's all open and window-y and it was like this huge produce laced snow-time fantasy Christmas room. Anyway I bought some fennel. I saw this girl last night. She was about 17, and tremendously fat. And she had a bright red Coca-Cola t-shirt on. On her head she had a red bandanna with her hair poking out of the top strangely, with little red metallic streamers (?) poking out with her hair. She had on a red plaid skirt and underneath the skirt, a pair of huge, bright red sweat pants and red converse sneakers. It was interesting. I was driving to class yesterday and these old people in a Buick pulled out in front of me. And then proceeded to drive really really slow. Then when we got to an intersection they stopped for the stop sign, and the old guy driving threw a full Dunkin Donuts smoothie out of the window. It was really weird, I don't get people who do stuff like that.

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02-22-2008, 03:06 PM	#2
??? Minion of Satan Location: ¯\(º_o)/¯ Posts: 8,660	sounds like you were mildly attracted to this girl

02-22-2008, 03:07 PM	#3
Irridescent Fairysex glug glug glug Location: Island of jocks and jazz Posts: 8,931	who are you, david lynch?

02-22-2008, 03:08 PM	#6
Irridescent Fairysex glug glug glug Location: Island of jocks and jazz Posts: 8,931	what an infidel

02-22-2008, 03:08 PM	#7
christian zombie vampires Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,565	i just finished reading 'dress your family in corduroy and linen' and this feels like the hidden afterword

02-22-2008, 04:27 PM	#8
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	yeah i was hoping the inspiration would be a little more subtle than that but you figured it out quick

02-22-2008, 05:16 PM	#9
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	i wish i could go to central market. they have the best pastries there. and the bread! >_< one thing i miss the most about working there is getting to eat free pastries/bread when ever i wanted. i want a piece of miles of chocolate. a creme brulee. a mini anthonys mousse cake. and some cheesecake. unf unf unf oooh so hungry

02-22-2008, 05:19 PM	#10
Irridescent Fairysex glug glug glug Location: Island of jocks and jazz Posts: 8,931	I'm in a silly mood.

02-22-2008, 05:20 PM	#11
Irridescent Fairysex glug glug glug Location: Island of jocks and jazz Posts: 8,931	I'm frequently annoyed by myself.

02-22-2008, 05:21 PM	#12
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	me, too. im feeling really chipper right now for some reason. i got all this pent up energy. i wish i had a friend who lived near. i'd be all about hanging out after i get off of work!

02-22-2008, 06:12 PM	#14
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	http://www.exposetheleft.com/wp-cont...ey-hillary.jpg

02-22-2008, 06:14 PM	#15
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	im more excited than that guy. i wanna dance! i wanna eat icecream! i wanna watch a movie. i really wanna go iceksating.

02-22-2008, 06:16 PM	#16
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	This whole thread is read best when in the voice of Andy Rooney