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View Poll Results: Valentine's Day
He went to Jared. 6 50.00%
Every kiss begins with Kay. 4 33.33%
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Old 02-11-2008, 01:08 PM   #31
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yea they arent all theyre cracked up to be

 
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Old 02-11-2008, 01:09 PM   #32
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i wonder if i will end up getting anything.

 
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Old 02-11-2008, 01:11 PM   #33
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I better get an xbox360 or it's all over.

 
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Old 02-11-2008, 02:28 PM   #34
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women get all pissy if they don't get something......it's all about forcing your s/o to show they love you
personally i just like to cook them dinner, go down on them, and then fuck them silly

i've never heard a request for a diamond after that

 
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Old 02-11-2008, 03:09 PM   #35
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LOL

 
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Old 02-11-2008, 10:00 PM   #36
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personally i just like to cook them dinner, go down on them, and then fuck them silly
In this particular order?

 
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Old 02-11-2008, 10:03 PM   #37
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personally i just like to cook them dinner, go down on them, and then fuck them silly

i've never heard a request for a diamond after that
eww. you fool around on a full stomach? fucking yuck! I bet it sounds like you are making love to a water bed.


Personally I like to break up with them on the 13th and then pick them up a few days later. Saves me from buying a gift. Yeah, I'm a ladies man.

 
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Old 02-11-2008, 10:06 PM   #38
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no you don't, and no you aren't.
I touched a girl once.

 
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Old 02-11-2008, 10:14 PM   #39
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eww. you fool around on a full stomach? fucking yuck!
yeah and imagine all the after dinner farts he's going to get in his face.


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Personally I like to break up with them on the 13th and then pick them up a few days later. Saves me from buying a gift. Yeah, I'm a ladies man.

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 06:46 AM   #40
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I touched a girl once.
Was it on the subway?

 
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Old 02-14-2008, 09:08 PM   #41
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running out of time...

 
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Old 02-14-2008, 09:10 PM   #42
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She's out there, 'Saw.

 
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Old 02-14-2008, 11:58 PM   #43
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In this particular order?
usually, yes.

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 12:00 AM   #44
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yeah and imagine all the after dinner farts he's going to get in his face.
maybe this is a problem you have, but the ladies i'm with haven't experienced that

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 12:05 AM   #45
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Was it on the subway?
I was getting my hair cut at supercuts. I had my little cape thing on covering me from the neck down making me feel like some type of superhero. I was sitting with my arms on the arm rest and my hands resting at the end of the arm rest as usual. she was cutting my bangs and curly sideburns and brushed her hee-haw by my knuckles. it was truly magical.

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 12:08 AM   #46
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and then I cried while eating a pastrami sandwich :*( alone

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 12:23 AM   #47
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she left me for Jared

 
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