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Old 01-18-2008, 04:48 AM   #1
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besides me?

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 04:49 AM   #2
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the correct way to word that question is doesn't everyone here have a death wish

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 04:50 AM   #3
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i still have like three months left in my netphoria donation subscription, after that i don't care what happens to me

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 04:52 AM   #4
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I want to live forever.

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 04:54 AM   #5
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i have heartburn

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 04:56 AM   #6
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I'm as relieved as I haven't been in months right now. Mo, you rock.

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 05:05 AM   #7
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Hey Mo... remember when you saved that mans life?

you're a hero *hug*

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 05:07 AM   #8
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I used to...not so much anymore.

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 05:14 AM   #9
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I want to live forever.
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Old 01-18-2008, 05:14 AM   #10
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Hey Mo... remember when you saved that mans life?
you're a hero *hug*
Yeah, whatever happened to that dude? They never invited me for dinner :/

BTW - I just passed my first A-Level exam. B+, bitch!

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 05:15 AM   #11
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I don't want to die but I like the idea of dangerous and interesting things happening. I told some people that I was jealous of a coworker who got shot in the face several years ago and they were all shocked. My reasoning was that he is not disfigured (bullet in through mouth and terminated in the neck) and not disabled and now he has a surefire awesome story to tell in any situation. I mean can you imagine listening to someone complain about their day or their achey joints or any other nonsense and then coming back with "yeah, well once I got SHOT IN THE FACE." I mean I imagine it sucked at the time, but it has got to rule now.

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 06:31 AM   #12
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Awesome

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 06:54 AM   #13
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my only hope is that
i die before you die

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Old 01-18-2008, 07:02 AM   #14
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lol

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 08:21 AM   #15
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I went to a funeral today and I decided that when I die I will die alone in a forest where no one will ever find my body and dedicate it to their gods.

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 08:27 AM   #16
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If I ever wanna die I'll paddle out onto the sea on an airbed, drink two bottles of whiskey and wait to fall off and drown while I'm passed out. That way noone has to deal with all that funeral stuff, I might make some fishes happy and I don't have to feel anything.

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 08:47 AM   #17
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Enjoyed the song. Thanks, you trickster.

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Old 01-18-2008, 09:05 AM   #18
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If I ever wanna die I'll paddle out onto the sea on an airbed, drink two bottles of whiskey and wait to fall off and drown while I'm passed out. That way noone has to deal with all that funeral stuff, I might make some fishes happy and I don't have to feel anything.
I'm changing my will

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 09:06 AM   #19
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In my favor?

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 09:12 AM   #20
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BTW - I just passed my first A-Level exam. B+, bitch!
Well done man. Way better than me, I got "Not a fan C+".

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 09:14 AM   #21
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Well, it was only history and I had loads of time to prepare, so it's not that big a deal.
Next one: Latin :|

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 09:17 AM   #22
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If I ever wanna die I'll paddle out onto the sea on an airbed, drink two bottles of whiskey and wait to fall off and drown while I'm passed out. That way noone has to deal with all that funeral stuff, I might make some fishes happy and I don't have to feel anything.
Good man

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 11:00 AM   #23
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I don't think I have a death wish, but my affinity for living dangerously and running off to strange places at the drop of a hat probably isn't in my favour.

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 11:28 AM   #24
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The taste I've cultivated for raw chicken has been compared to one.

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 01:18 PM   #25
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decapitate me, man.

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 01:22 PM   #26
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i'll decapitate your mustache

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 01:23 PM   #27
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And waste valuable time that could be spent watching "The Game" starring Michael Douglas? I don't think so.

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 01:27 PM   #28
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but idont have a mustache. stop being in love with me, weirdo.

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 01:36 PM   #29
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but idont have a mustache. stop being in love with me, weirdo.
Im just saying, you live in the cheap asian waxing/nail capital of the world

drop the $20 and get that shit handled

 
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Old 01-19-2008, 01:02 PM   #30
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what is the cheap asian waxing capital of the world? show me your research, dude. i dont believe you.

 
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