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Old 01-14-2008, 05:34 PM   #1
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you said "cock" earlier in a thread and it kind of disturbed me because you're a mother and I dont want your daughter's first word to be cock

 
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Old 01-14-2008, 05:59 PM   #2
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* blue-veined junket pumper
* boner
* cock
* dick
* ding dong
* dipstick
* dong
* dork
* doughnut holder
* firm worm
* free willy
* goober
* hairy bagpipes
* hang down
* hard on
* John Thomas
* joy stick
* knob
* love muscle
* love stick
* love truncheon
* male organ
* meat
* meat whistle
* member
* organic dildo
* ol' one-eye
* one-eyed trouser snake
* pecker
* pee-pee
* pee stick
* percy
* peter
* piece of pork
* pink oboe
* pole
* pork sword
* prick
* purple-headed trouser snake
* pussy plunger
* rod
* root
* salty dog
* schlong
* skin flute
* spunk stick
* stiffy
* throbber
* throbbing python of love
* tool
* trouser trout
* wanker
* wee-wee
* weiner
* weinie
* wife's best friend
* willy
* woody

 
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Old 01-14-2008, 06:01 PM   #3
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Phalli are oversexualized.

 
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Old 01-14-2008, 06:22 PM   #4
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Phalli are oversexualized.


I agree. We spend too much time talking about the sex and not nearly enough time talking about the peeing.

 
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Old 01-14-2008, 06:37 PM   #5
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I pee a lot.

It's probably diabeatus.

 
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Old 01-14-2008, 06:40 PM   #6
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I am naming my first born child 'John ******'

Fixed.

You gotta give him a good head start, you know?

 
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Old 01-14-2008, 06:41 PM   #7
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Fixed.

You gotta give him a good head start, you know?
ugh!

Never.

 
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Old 01-14-2008, 06:43 PM   #8
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Fixed.

You gotta give him a good head start, you know?
Conceive him like a sandwich.

 
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Old 01-15-2008, 02:13 AM   #9
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her first work was duck.
if it makes you feel better, it only sounds like fuck 1/3 the time

 
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Old 01-15-2008, 02:20 AM   #10
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ammy has said worse things

 
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Old 01-15-2008, 04:26 AM   #11
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this is terrible

 
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Old 01-15-2008, 04:28 AM   #12
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are you back in new zealand, i'm hardcore?

 
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Old 01-15-2008, 05:13 AM   #13
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nope! Kansas City, MO

 
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Old 01-18-2008, 09:34 PM   #14
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fascinating thread

 
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Old 01-19-2008, 09:00 AM   #15
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bump

 
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Old 01-19-2008, 11:43 AM   #16
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i heard woody allen's first word was cunt

 
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