I just whipped a huge back fly out of the air wiht a leather belt

wHATcOLOR · 12-10-2007, 04:40 AM

it only took around 30 attempts

wHATcOLOR · 12-10-2007, 04:41 AM

and some of my walls and ceiling are now colored by my belt

wHATcOLOR · 12-10-2007, 04:42 AM

i opened the windows wide for him to fly out. the belt was a last resort. i spent a good 3 minutes trying to herd him out the open window with a shirt, then with a large DHL plastic bag. i got him real close and he refused to leave, so i decided to quit the shit and get real

wHATcOLOR · 12-10-2007, 04:47 AM

also at one point, he just sat down on the cover of that sp cd, zeitgeist. i tried to smash him with a harmonica but he was too quick. i did manage to crush the cd case, so it wasn't a complete failure

I'm Hardcore · 12-10-2007, 04:47 AM

flurry

Warsaw · 12-10-2007, 04:48 AM

http://www.st-abbs.fsnet.co.uk/tempery/vomitty-fly.jpg

wHATcOLOR · 12-10-2007, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

flurry

:the helicopter:

BlissedandGone2 · 12-10-2007, 04:50 AM

its funny because my roommate just whipped me in the ass with his belt. kinky shit.

Warsaw · 12-10-2007, 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlissedandGone2

its funny because my roommate just whipped me in the ass with his belt. kinky shit.

Pics?

BlissedandGone2 · 12-10-2007, 04:55 AM

its long done with sorry.

Mariner · 12-10-2007, 06:08 AM

warsaw, you surely have a movie that's close enough. dude, just imagineer a little pompadour into the clip and you'll be well on your way to yet another lonely/unfulfilling yet usefully sleep-inducing orgasm!

Warsaw · 12-10-2007, 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mariner

warsaw, you surely have a movie that's close enough. dude, just imagineer a little pompadour into the clip and you'll be well on your way to yet another lonely/unfulfilling yet usefully sleep-inducing orgasm!

Awwwww yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhh!!!

AnnMarie727 · 12-10-2007, 11:48 AM

flies are gross

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-10-2007, 12:16 PM

whatcolor, when you hit the fly with the belt, did it make a huge "cha-PSH" sound?
cause if it didnt make a huge "cha-PSH" sound, then its no good

Piggy · 12-10-2007, 12:28 PM

awesome... did you whip him out the open window?

wHATcOLOR · 12-17-2007, 04:28 PM

update - i came across the dead fly's corpse last night. it had landed on my black guitar case, and i didn't see him until i moved it

murgle · 12-17-2007, 04:30 PM

you should have let your venus fly trap eat him, man.

wHATcOLOR · 12-17-2007, 04:42 PM

that plant died this summer when i went on vacation :/

murgle · 12-17-2007, 04:50 PM

aw sad. that's what you get for taking vacation.

Irridescent Fairysex · 12-17-2007, 05:24 PM

what was he stealing? that flying bastard had it coming.

Mayfuck · 12-17-2007, 05:27 PM

oh wow look another dragonfly! *WHIP!*

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-17-2007, 07:37 PM

if only sp's comeback was as good as this thread's

Mariner · 12-18-2007, 02:22 AM

this one even has more original members

12-10-2007, 04:40 AM	#1
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	I just whipped a huge back fly out of the air wiht a leather belt it only took around 30 attempts

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12-10-2007, 04:41 AM	#2
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	and some of my walls and ceiling are now colored by my belt

12-10-2007, 04:42 AM	#3
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	i opened the windows wide for him to fly out. the belt was a last resort. i spent a good 3 minutes trying to herd him out the open window with a shirt, then with a large DHL plastic bag. i got him real close and he refused to leave, so i decided to quit the shit and get real

12-10-2007, 04:47 AM	#4
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	also at one point, he just sat down on the cover of that sp cd, zeitgeist. i tried to smash him with a harmonica but he was too quick. i did manage to crush the cd case, so it wasn't a complete failure

12-10-2007, 04:47 AM	#5
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	flurry

12-10-2007, 04:48 AM	#6
Warsaw Minion of Satan Posts: 5,446	http://www.st-abbs.fsnet.co.uk/tempery/vomitty-fly.jpg

12-10-2007, 04:50 AM	#8
BlissedandGone2 Minion of Satan Location: You don't play guitar hero if you are a guitar hero. Posts: 5,803	its funny because my roommate just whipped me in the ass with his belt. kinky shit.

12-10-2007, 04:55 AM	#10
BlissedandGone2 Minion of Satan Location: You don't play guitar hero if you are a guitar hero. Posts: 5,803	its long done with sorry.

12-10-2007, 06:08 AM	#11
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: the sea Posts: 17,020	warsaw, you surely have a movie that's close enough. dude, just imagineer a little pompadour into the clip and you'll be well on your way to yet another lonely/unfulfilling yet usefully sleep-inducing orgasm!

12-10-2007, 11:48 AM	#13
AnnMarie727 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,312	flies are gross

12-10-2007, 12:16 PM	#14
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	whatcolor, when you hit the fly with the belt, did it make a huge "cha-PSH" sound? cause if it didnt make a huge "cha-PSH" sound, then its no good

12-10-2007, 12:28 PM	#15
Piggy Ownz Location: No, you can't do that. Posts: 902	awesome... did you whip him out the open window?

12-17-2007, 04:28 PM	#16
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	update - i came across the dead fly's corpse last night. it had landed on my black guitar case, and i didn't see him until i moved it

12-17-2007, 04:30 PM	#17
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,260	you should have let your venus fly trap eat him, man.

12-17-2007, 04:42 PM	#18
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	that plant died this summer when i went on vacation :/

12-17-2007, 04:50 PM	#19
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,260	aw sad. that's what you get for taking vacation.

12-17-2007, 05:24 PM	#20
Irridescent Fairysex glug glug glug Location: Island of jocks and jazz Posts: 8,931	what was he stealing? that flying bastard had it coming.

12-17-2007, 05:27 PM	#21
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	oh wow look another dragonfly! WHIP!

12-17-2007, 07:37 PM	#22
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	if only sp's comeback was as good as this thread's

12-18-2007, 02:22 AM	#23
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: the sea Posts: 17,020	this one even has more original members