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Old 12-18-2007, 01:20 AM   #1
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I am staying at their house for xmas and new years and I think she is getting me a present. I want to get her something just becuase it's chrismas and also because she is letting me stay in their house. I could go get her something girly and be simple but that seems so thoughtless.

I was thinking maybe making her some cookies? Maybe a variety? I know she really likes sugar cookies and I was thinking about making my bf decorate some gingerbread cookies with me. and maybe she likes other baked goods? Is that somewhat thoughtful? Any other ideas for a present? I know she likes to read and she likes feeding ducks and her kitties.

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 01:22 AM   #2
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Take a nice picture of you and the boyfriend and put it in a classy frame... BAM gift is done and she'll love it.

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 01:24 AM   #3
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the cookies idea doesn't sound good to me, especially if she is spending money on you for a present. but those are the types of presents girls tend to give each other and enjoy so i could be way out of my element here. get her a nice fragrance. older women like to smell young, and she'll think you know what is hip.

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 01:26 AM   #4
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grandchildren

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 01:27 AM   #5
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threesome

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 01:28 AM   #6
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chocolates if she digs that stuff, godiva or something classy

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 01:36 AM   #7
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hmmm I have to also mention that she has the ability to buy herself pretty much anything she wants and she wears nicer and hipper clothes than I do (well for he age, she likes ralph ****** etc)

so anyway I'd feel like out of place giving her anything like fragrance, clothes, purses, etc...

plus I feel like i can't afford anything that's really going to make in impact unless it's super thoughtful, you know? I wish I knew what kind of books she likd more so I could buy her some.

Maybe if I could find a nice painting of Lake Tahoe or something. It's too late for that I think She really enjoyed it when I gave her some home made pickled green beans!

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 01:50 AM   #8
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well she can't buy herself a grandchild can she?

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 01:51 AM   #9
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I think that would be a nice present in a few years from now but I should stick to inanimate objects this year

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 01:53 AM   #10
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Either get her a gift card to a bookstore or ask your boyfriend to fish around for ideas for books. Then offer to make her cookies while you are there.

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 01:59 AM   #11
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Old 12-18-2007, 02:00 AM   #12
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I should get her a hermit crab!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!


how randomly hilarious would that be

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 02:03 AM   #13
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Either get her a gift card to a bookstore or ask your boyfriend to fish around for ideas for books. Then offer to make her cookies while you are there.

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 12:22 PM   #14
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In cases like this you need to get them something you know they would love but would never think to buy for themselves. You'd know better than me but I'm thinking pay for a glamour photo shoot for her to generate some tasteful nudes to reignite the flame in her marriage.

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 12:30 PM   #15
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get her a poinsettia, unless she has a cat.

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 12:41 PM   #16
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how about a grandchild

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 12:52 PM   #17
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because that wasnt already said

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 12:58 PM   #18
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Get her a pedicure, every woman likes to be pampered and its not too expensive but if you do make sure you go to a nicer spa it will make a better impression

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 12:58 PM   #19
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and maybe a bottle of wine

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 01:23 PM   #20
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because that wasnt already said
oh must have been said by someone i have on ignore

2 in this thread are

my bad

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 01:28 PM   #21
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Also if you buy her sugar cookies you're going to look cheap. Shes your new bfs mom, you should make a good impression, shes having you at her home for christmas.

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 02:05 PM   #22
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Since there's no mention of a husband, porn and a dildo.

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 02:05 PM   #23
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oh I wasn't going to buy them, I was going to MAKE them! and decorate them. It would show more thought than getting my bf to go buy her a pedicure. he gets her a spa day every year blah how boring.

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 02:12 PM   #24
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bake her cookies filled with poison so your bf will inherit her sizeable fortune

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 04:33 PM   #25
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He thought I was stressing out too much so he is going to worry about it. He said I was thinking too hard about it.

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 07:11 PM   #26
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yeah, i agree with the poinsettia idea... and maybe some wine

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 07:12 PM   #27
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poinsettia's are fucking lame and she'll make him dump you

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 07:15 PM   #28
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poinsettia's are fucking lame and she'll make him dump you
they're fucking festive... not the greatest looking thing, but at least it's somewhat thoughtful

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 07:17 PM   #29
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how is it thoughtful, they're like spilling out of every corner grocery store, you can't go through town without tripping over them

 
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Old 12-18-2007, 07:17 PM   #30
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they're fucking festive
YEAH GET IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT JERK

 
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