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Old 12-15-2007, 09:59 AM   #1
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Default there is a netphorian in my house

his username is I'm Hardcore.

i still have a lot of netphorian dirt to dish.

 
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Old 12-15-2007, 10:06 AM   #2
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wish i could hang w/ y'all

i have to go see flowers today

 
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Old 12-15-2007, 10:23 AM   #3
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whoa, ****** has a house!

 
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Old 12-15-2007, 10:41 AM   #4
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you coming to miami?

 
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Old 12-15-2007, 04:06 PM   #5
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welcome to miami?
bienvenido a miami?

 
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Old 12-15-2007, 04:09 PM   #6
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Tell him to go home, hes been gone long enough.

 
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Old 12-15-2007, 04:10 PM   #7
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Was that from Willenium or Big Willie Style?

 
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Old 12-16-2007, 03:35 AM   #8
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im making this the official "im hardcore is in orlando, fl" thread.

we got so drunk yo.

so drunk.

 
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Old 12-16-2007, 04:11 AM   #9
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you coming to miami?
he said he's not sure but we'll definitely make a trip to the church of scientology in your honor.

 
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Old 12-16-2007, 04:12 AM   #10
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also there's like a huge chasm between kiwi and ozzie accents, i've found. the former being the more dignified, obviously.

 
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Old 12-16-2007, 05:44 AM   #11
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How was the sex? He ratees himself pretty highly but I have reason to believe it's all talk.

 
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Old 12-16-2007, 07:22 AM   #12
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how is that ghost tank of theirs holding up?

 
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Old 12-16-2007, 11:58 AM   #13
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How was the sex? He ratees himself pretty highly but I have reason to believe it's all talk.
it was wild and crazy. the waiter from applebee's joined in.

matt found places on my body i never knew existed.

 
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Old 12-16-2007, 12:01 PM   #14
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how is that ghost tank of theirs holding up?
i don't think i quite understand your jive, but if you're talking about their jeep, the transmission started to slip about 8 miles outside of town. like just refused to change gears. so they got it towed here, rove it to a garage and it turns out it just needs to have a ****** tune up. a few hunnet dollas.

 
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Old 12-16-2007, 12:07 PM   #15
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it was wild and crazy. the waiter from applebee's joined in.

matt found places on my body i never knew existed.
Go on.

 
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Old 12-16-2007, 12:08 PM   #16
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and you're only getting sloppy seconds

 
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Old 12-16-2007, 12:09 PM   #17
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it was wild and crazy. the waiter from applebee's joined in.

matt found places on my body i never knew existed.
did he find the dingleberry patch?

 
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Old 12-16-2007, 07:17 PM   #18
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matt found places on my body i never knew existed.
So the rumours were true...

You can keep the fucker

 
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Old 12-16-2007, 07:20 PM   #19
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also there's like a huge chasm between kiwi and ozzie accents, i've found. the former being the more dignified, obviously.
the antipodean shifted vowel
the antupodean shufted vowel

living in australia affords me the worst of both worlds
leeving een austraya

 
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Old 12-17-2007, 12:12 AM   #20
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that's right, mercurial is a kiwi.

 
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Old 12-17-2007, 12:17 AM   #21
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matt found places on my body i never knew existed.

 
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Old 12-17-2007, 12:22 AM   #22
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You two firebrands should be making netphorian history right now. Hell even ropey, the most boring person. aided by, the second most boring person. managed to.

 
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Old 12-17-2007, 12:24 AM   #23
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we went to the beach today.

not very historical.

 
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Old 12-17-2007, 12:27 AM   #24
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we went to the beach today.

not very historical.
nude beach?

 
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Old 12-17-2007, 06:56 AM   #25
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nude beach?

Steady on, it was probably the first time they'd both been wearing clothes for days.

 
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Old 12-17-2007, 07:09 AM   #26
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haha

All oiled up with no place to go!

 
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Old 12-17-2007, 07:20 AM   #27
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Old 12-17-2007, 01:46 PM   #28
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last 3 posts are fantastic

 
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