estimated time until next intercourse: 10 years

dean_r_koontz · 12-16-2007, 05:00 AM

i'll be 35. i might have a job, perhaps some money. i'll be completely bald by that time, but i think baldness have started to spread a bit more then so it's more acceptable.

dean_r_koontz · 12-16-2007, 05:03 AM

and i might have moved to another city. i'm very much out of my league with the alpha-males and alpha-females around here.

Warsaw · 12-16-2007, 05:08 AM

What city are you in? Surely they can't all be alpha-humans?

Warsaw · 12-16-2007, 05:09 AM

After you complete this course of study, will you be moving on to a graduate program? Perhaps you will meet someone there.

dean_r_koontz · 12-16-2007, 05:13 AM

they are all alpha-humans. ESPECIALLY where i'm studying. blonde, tall, muscly. hair

Warsaw · 12-16-2007, 05:16 AM

Maybe you aren't looking in the right places. I have mostly given up for now.

dean_r_koontz · 12-16-2007, 05:22 AM

i'm aiming for 35 baby. it's like being 13 all over again

Warsaw · 12-16-2007, 05:23 AM

BlissedandGone2 · 12-16-2007, 05:24 AM

10 years dude? 10 years? wait what? 10 YEARS?

dean_r_koontz · 12-16-2007, 05:27 AM

yeah yeah you have sex regularly.

dean_r_koontz · 12-16-2007, 05:27 AM

we're not all masculine hunks with full heads of hair

BlissedandGone2 · 12-16-2007, 05:34 AM

im not saying it to be an ass and i am pretty far from a masculine hunk. im worried about your self-esteem. i think you should be more optimistic about your sex life.

dean_r_koontz · 12-16-2007, 05:38 AM

cut your face open with a razor and we'll talk about being optimistic.

dean_r_koontz · 12-16-2007, 05:39 AM

2 years of optimism, nothing. 10 years of pesimism will at least give me a sense of peace.

Debaser · 12-16-2007, 05:42 AM

Confidence goes a really really really long way in getting with women.

dean_r_koontz · 12-16-2007, 05:44 AM

not if you're 25, short and bald.

dean_r_koontz · 12-16-2007, 05:44 AM

that only works for big men

BlissedandGone2 · 12-16-2007, 05:48 AM

how short are you?

Debaser · 12-16-2007, 05:49 AM

that's not the talk of a confident person

anywho, i know its easier said than done. but you'd be surprised.

dean_r_koontz · 12-16-2007, 05:50 AM

5.610236220472441. that and baldness + a mouse face = duovamps confidence "approach" doesn't lead to any significant advtantages.

dean_r_koontz · 12-16-2007, 05:50 AM

this is like nazi germany. it's hitlers bunker and i'm a gay jew

dean_r_koontz · 12-16-2007, 05:51 AM

a short bald gay jew

Warsaw · 12-16-2007, 05:53 AM

You don't have a mouse face. I think you are a handsome fellow.

dean_r_koontz · 12-16-2007, 05:54 AM

i've only posted carafully selected pictures to hide my real face.

BlissedandGone2 · 12-16-2007, 05:54 AM

dean r koontz i hope you fall in love with someone tomorrow

dean_r_koontz · 12-16-2007, 05:55 AM

and the girls here, well they are used to beauty and people who have never failed at anything and i have a looong string of failures behind me. that's also why the time frame is 10 years, i need some years to not fail

Warsaw · 12-16-2007, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

and the girls here, well they are used to beauty and people who have never failed at anything and i have a looong string of failures behind me. that's also why the time frame is 10 years, i need some years to not fail

So what? All of that shit is in the past. Why would anyone even need to know about that?

BlissedandGone2 · 12-16-2007, 06:03 AM

you clearly arent helping yourself out much koontzy

dean_r_koontz · 12-16-2007, 06:03 AM

they will know because i will TELL THEM. do you think i want to live a lie? never.

BlissedandGone2 · 12-16-2007, 06:05 AM

who goes around talking about their failures?

12-16-2007, 05:00 AM	#1
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	estimated time until next intercourse: 10 years i'll be 35. i might have a job, perhaps some money. i'll be completely bald by that time, but i think baldness have started to spread a bit more then so it's more acceptable.

12-16-2007, 05:23 AM	#8
Warsaw Minion of Satan Posts: 5,446	haha

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12-16-2007, 05:03 AM	#2
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	and i might have moved to another city. i'm very much out of my league with the alpha-males and alpha-females around here.

12-16-2007, 05:08 AM	#3
Warsaw Minion of Satan Posts: 5,446	What city are you in? Surely they can't all be alpha-humans?

12-16-2007, 05:09 AM	#4
Warsaw Minion of Satan Posts: 5,446	After you complete this course of study, will you be moving on to a graduate program? Perhaps you will meet someone there.

12-16-2007, 05:13 AM	#5
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	they are all alpha-humans. ESPECIALLY where i'm studying. blonde, tall, muscly. hair

12-16-2007, 05:16 AM	#6
Warsaw Minion of Satan Posts: 5,446	Maybe you aren't looking in the right places. I have mostly given up for now.

12-16-2007, 05:22 AM	#7
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	i'm aiming for 35 baby. it's like being 13 all over again

12-16-2007, 05:24 AM	#9
BlissedandGone2 Minion of Satan Location: You don't play guitar hero if you are a guitar hero. Posts: 5,803	10 years dude? 10 years? wait what? 10 YEARS?

12-16-2007, 05:27 AM	#10
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	yeah yeah you have sex regularly.

12-16-2007, 05:34 AM	#12
BlissedandGone2 Minion of Satan Location: You don't play guitar hero if you are a guitar hero. Posts: 5,803	im not saying it to be an ass and i am pretty far from a masculine hunk. im worried about your self-esteem. i think you should be more optimistic about your sex life.

12-16-2007, 05:38 AM	#13
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	cut your face open with a razor and we'll talk about being optimistic.

12-16-2007, 05:39 AM	#14
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	2 years of optimism, nothing. 10 years of pesimism will at least give me a sense of peace.

12-16-2007, 05:42 AM	#15
Debaser ghost Location: @SactoMacto Posts: 12,201	Confidence goes a really really really long way in getting with women.

12-16-2007, 05:44 AM	#16
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	not if you're 25, short and bald.

12-16-2007, 05:48 AM	#18
BlissedandGone2 Minion of Satan Location: You don't play guitar hero if you are a guitar hero. Posts: 5,803	how short are you?

12-16-2007, 05:49 AM	#19
Debaser ghost Location: @SactoMacto Posts: 12,201	that's not the talk of a confident person anywho, i know its easier said than done. but you'd be surprised.

12-16-2007, 05:50 AM	#20
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	5.610236220472441. that and baldness + a mouse face = duovamps confidence "approach" doesn't lead to any significant advtantages.

12-16-2007, 05:51 AM	#22
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	a short bald gay jew

12-16-2007, 05:53 AM	#23
Warsaw Minion of Satan Posts: 5,446	You don't have a mouse face. I think you are a handsome fellow.

12-16-2007, 05:54 AM	#24
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	i've only posted carafully selected pictures to hide my real face.

12-16-2007, 05:55 AM	#26
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	and the girls here, well they are used to beauty and people who have never failed at anything and i have a looong string of failures behind me. that's also why the time frame is 10 years, i need some years to not fail

12-16-2007, 06:03 AM	#28
BlissedandGone2 Minion of Satan Location: You don't play guitar hero if you are a guitar hero. Posts: 5,803	you clearly arent helping yourself out much koontzy

12-16-2007, 06:05 AM	#30
BlissedandGone2 Minion of Satan Location: You don't play guitar hero if you are a guitar hero. Posts: 5,803	who goes around talking about their failures?