How to create a successful Netphoria thread...

[KrazeeStacee]

Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years

no one here gives a fuck about sp or the sp board, so number 1 and 2 make no sense.

[KrazeeStacee]

Originally Posted by asdf

#10

Keep new thread postings in Smashing Pumpkins/Billy Corgan Discussion as that is where most morons visit/view/post/reply

fixed.

[asdf]

revision accepted

[Jonny5]

what a novel experience it is being a thread

[Mariner]

234. first, learn the meaning of "success"
235. study the archives pre-2005 for true examples of successful netphorian threads

[asdf]

Originally Posted by Mariner

234. first, learn the meaning of "success"
235. study the archives pre-2005 for true examples of successful netphorian threads

Pre 2005? Citation needed

[Mariner]

see for yourself. pretty much any random assortment of threads from '99 to '04 will beat any page 1 you've seen here lately

[asdf]

Originally Posted by Mariner

see for yourself. pretty much any random assortment of threads from '99 to '04 will beat any page 1 you've seen here lately

I had a friend was a big baseball player
back in high school
He could throw that speedball by you
Make you look like a fool boy
Saw him the other night at this roadside bar
I was walking in, he was walking out
We went back inside sat down had a few drinks
but all he kept talking about was

Chorus:
Glory days well they'll pass you by
Glory days in the wink of a young girl's eye
Glory days, glory days

Well there's a girl that lives up the block
back in school she could turn all the boy's heads
Sometimes on a Friday I'll stop by
and have a few drinks after she put her kids to bed
Her and her husband Bobby well they split up
I guess it's two years gone by now
We just sit around talking about the old times,
she says when she feels like crying
she starts laughing thinking about

Chorus

My old man worked 20 years on the line
and they let him go
Now everywhere he goes out looking for work
they just tell him that he's too old
I was 9 nine years old and he was working at the
Metuchen Ford plant assembly line
Now he just sits on a stool down at the Legion hall
but I can tell what's on his mind

Glory days yeah goin back
Glory days aw he ain't never had
Glory days, glory days

Now I think I'm going down to the well tonight
and I'm going to drink till I get my fill
And I hope when I get old I don't sit around thinking about it
but I probably will
Yeah, just sitting back trying to recapture
a little of the glory of, well time slips away
and leaves you with nothing mister but
boring stories of glory days

Chorus (repeat twice)

[T&T]

Machina Mystery is always a winner
anyone need a pamphlet?
just ask and you shall receive

[Mariner]

Originally Posted by asdf

lyrics

was that the wittiest thing you could respond with?

[fluxequalsrad]

9. Board specific references (strawberry/ ice skater/ helicopter etc.)

actually this is more just how to post in said threads...

[asdf]

updated list

1. Create a gushing thread about any SP album and why you think it is above all others.
a. Challenge someone's beliefs. (Debaser)

2. Insert a typo in a thread about SP. While the thread may be lame people will goof on the typo thus adding more replies.

3. Compliment a Netphoria poster who has posted several thousand times.

4. Create a thread that encourages people to continue posting. Such as 'The best song this very minute and the next'.

5. Bash a hated newbie. (easy way out)

6. Make a retarded "social analysis of netphoria thread" or even a good one will probably do. (BumbleBeeMouth)

7. rape my shitter (redbull)

8. s my d (suncrashesdown)

9. bring back rep (???)

10. Keep new thread postings in Smashing Pumpkins/Billy Corgan Discussion as that is where most morons visit/view/post/reply (KrazeeStacee)

11. be a chick and post your tits (Nimrod's Son)

12. Machina Mystery is always a winner (T&T)

any more?

[exactlythesame]

Originally Posted by Mariner

see for yourself. pretty much any random assortment of threads from '99 to '04 will beat any page 1 you've seen here lately

:thehelicopter: