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Old 12-05-2007, 02:02 PM   #1
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Default My snowthrower nearly killed me.

You all would have rejoiced, no doubt.

But good prevailed once again as I stared death in the eyes and never flinched.

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:03 PM   #2
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Don't stick your hand in it.

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:03 PM   #3
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dangerous week for sppunk thus far!

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:03 PM   #4
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wtf is a snowthrower?

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:04 PM   #5
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same as a snowblower?

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:04 PM   #6
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http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/pubs/5117.gif

STUDY THE CARTOON, SPPUNK

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:05 PM   #7
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same as a snowblower?
same function on a more heavy-duty level, apparently

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:11 PM   #8
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Sounds like Death has its sights set on you. Best to just go quietly.

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:13 PM   #9
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STOP TRYING TO FUCK HEAVY MACHINERY

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:15 PM   #10
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:19 PM   #11
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While I was waiting for the bus today (it was late), I saw a guy who I assumed works for the city with a snowblower clearing the sidewalk with had a large yellow shield attached that would protect him from the snow, I guess. You should get one of those.

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:20 PM   #12
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STOP TRYING TO FUCK HEAVY MACHINERY
http://www2.b3ta.com/images/tailpipe.jpg
STRIKES AGAIN

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:27 PM   #13
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Yrevailed once again as I stared death in the eyes and never flinched.
are you sure it was death? it could have been a tree or your pet cat or something

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 02:37 PM   #14
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its like a vaccuum cleaner for snow but it spits the snow out instead of putting it in a bag. I have been a bit obsessed with QVC lately and they had a pretty neat one on there that I wanted to buy for someone.

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 04:12 PM   #15
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I wouldn't use one of those things through fear of accidentally sucking up a frozen hedgehog.

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 04:14 PM   #16
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its like a vaccuum cleaner for snow but it spits the snow out instead of putting it in a bag.

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 05:56 PM   #17
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What's your Final Destination, sppunk?

 
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