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Old 12-04-2007, 01:47 AM   #1
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Arrow QA work at my job is AMAZING.

I'm a helper for the QA department at my job, and having to listen/grade calls is the most amazing thing ever. The best part is we get to hear what people are saying while they're on hold.

one call i listened to was this woman saying she needs to work on her customer service skills. she made a 67 on that call

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Old 12-04-2007, 01:50 AM   #2
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i listened to one of my calls the other day where i had to put this complete asshole on hold like 5 times.

and every time i hit the hold button i let out this string of swears. the best one was fuckstick.

 
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Old 12-04-2007, 01:52 AM   #3
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! that's great. they dont let us listen to our own calls.

did you get in trouble for that shit?

 
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Old 12-04-2007, 01:56 AM   #4
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you can say anything you want as long as a customer doesn't hear it.

 
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Old 12-04-2007, 02:39 AM   #5
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what kind of people do you have to deal with, john?

today i had a woman who was trapped inside of her car and couldn't open the door. she hung up on me.

 
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Old 12-04-2007, 02:41 AM   #6
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what kind of people do you have to deal with, john?

today i had a woman who was trapped inside of her car and couldn't open the door. she hung up on me.
can you call her back?

any particular reason why she couldn't figure out how to get out of her car?

 
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Old 12-04-2007, 02:48 AM   #7
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can you call her back?

any particular reason why she couldn't figure out how to get out of her car?

technically there is a log of who calls and i could call her back, but i don't think you're supposed to call someone back if they get disconnected/hang up. It doesn't register correctly on the phone and you could either receive a call while you're trying to call the member back or it doesn't log the time if you're in after call.

I was a little upset when she hung up cause i really wanted to know why she couldn't open her door. She was yelling at me trying to tell me her location, but before I get her location I have to see if she even has roadside assistance. anyhow a cop showed up and the last thing I heard her yelling before she hung up was I CANT EVEN OPEN THE DOOR FOR THE POLICE! *silence*

 
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Old 12-04-2007, 02:51 AM   #8
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technically there is a log of who calls and i could call her back, but i don't think you're supposed to call someone back if they get disconnected/hang up. It doesn't register correctly on the phone and you could either receive a call while you're trying to call the member back or it doesn't log the time if you're in after call.

I was a little upset when she hung up cause i really wanted to know why she couldn't open her door. She was yelling at me trying to tell me her location, but before I get her location I have to see if she even has roadside assistance. anyhow a cop showed up and the last thing I heard her yelling before she hung up was I CANT EVEN OPEN THE DOOR FOR THE POLICE! *silence*
Hopefully she was sinking into the ocean.

 
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Old 12-04-2007, 02:57 AM   #9
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you're an awful person, chris.

 
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Old 12-04-2007, 03:01 AM   #10
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I'm sorry. My parents were abusive so now I'm a mean person.

 
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Old 12-04-2007, 03:01 AM   #11
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