nimrod please stop banning my IP address - Page 2

dean_r_koontz · 12-03-2007, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BlissedandGone2

im really going to have to disagree with this statement. not to be a narcissist. mwahaha.

most of us then. and certainly not duovamp. if you have images of some women you've porked that are better looking than jennifer love hewitt duovamp, feel free to post them

GOGETA · 12-03-2007, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by duovamp

i'd hit it, but only because she's a celeb.

duovamp's thoughts, minus his life story

duovamp · 12-03-2007, 10:43 PM

Again, I said in her current state.

Fattening Ass · 12-03-2007, 10:43 PM

You'd think with all the ghosts she talks to, just one of them could be like a dead aerobics instructor or a sales rep for "Bally Total Fitness." Hell, even a late Jenny Craig counselor... somebody?!?!

dean_r_koontz · 12-03-2007, 10:43 PM

you're bordering on the insane. you look like a rat duovamp

duovamp · 12-03-2007, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

you're bordering on the insane. you look like a rat duovamp

-Coming from dean_r_koontz

Fattening Ass · 12-03-2007, 10:45 PM

man posting comments from blogs is fun.

GOGETA · 12-03-2007, 10:46 PM

duovamps dad is a rich lawyer. he drive a BMW ZTX 390 and lives in a mansion. of course he can get nice looking girls to show him affection

dean_r_koontz · 12-03-2007, 10:49 PM

i thought his dad was the leading construction worker of a construction site.

yo soy el mejor · 12-03-2007, 10:50 PM

but i never thought i'd see the day when i would not be jealous of her body

:[

GOGETA · 12-03-2007, 10:50 PM

we got to move these microwave ovens

duovamp · 12-03-2007, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

i thought his dad was the leading construction worker of a construction site.

He says these things all the time, especially about my father being a lawyer and me driving a BMW- both of which are not true.

GOGETA · 12-03-2007, 10:52 PM

mama take this toolbelt offa me
not gonna need it anymore

yo soy el mejor · 12-03-2007, 10:52 PM

Fattening Ass · 12-03-2007, 10:53 PM

Yep, any woman who thinks she looks okay must be a fatty. And any man who wants to hit that is either gay or has a thing for beached whales. Sound about right, 15-year-old boys?

Fattening Ass · 12-03-2007, 10:53 PM

She should start doing that Barbie workout she did when she was little!
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/B...ie/Barbie.html

Fattening Ass · 12-03-2007, 10:54 PM

She doesn't look bad compared to most US women because most US women are fat asses! Women of that size are not enviro-friendly!

She should change her name to Jennifer Loves To-eat-it. Man, her boyfriend is gonna need a dump truck when he dumps her fat ass.

Fattening Ass · 12-03-2007, 10:55 PM

OH SHIT! She's only 28.

Well then-- HOW HORRIFIC!!! HOW DISGUSTING! MY EYES! MY EYES! THERE IS BARELY AN EXCUSE FOR THAT AT HER AGE! JUST A TEENSY WEENSY EXCUSE BUT NOT MUCH!

Drop the donuts!!! Look, there goes a ghost! It's headed towards the gym! Spooky! Go get 'em girl!

Trotskilicious · 12-03-2007, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by duovamp

Yeah, I'll agree, unless we're assuming that she's still a celebrity. I think the difficulty would be that I'd need to be famous (not infamous, as I currently am) in order to get her attention. However if we had an average girl who looked just like she does now, I would not even waste my time talking to her because I'd be aiming significantly higher. Needless to say I wouldn't (and haven't) dated anybody as bad looking as she currently is. I'm sure if dean_r_koontz couldn't get a chick that must mean nobody else could, though.

for someone that knows everything about Warhammer 40k and everything nerdy and who posts on this board constantly you have really unrealistic standards. if you're into bags of bones then that's good for you but it's really hilarious to read your thoughts on what "good looking" is. how many of these girls that meet your high standards want anything to do with you?

i never thought i'd see the day when someone else looks like a bigger chauvinist than nimrod but congratulations.

Trotskilicious · 12-03-2007, 11:15 PM

j. love usually looks abnormally skinny, like she starves herself. she's got a big rack and she's skinny all over: that ain't right.

duovamp · 12-03-2007, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

if you're into bags of bones

That about sums it up.

Trotskilicious · 12-03-2007, 11:18 PM

you make me sick in every possible way

duovamp · 12-03-2007, 11:19 PM

12-03-2007, 10:52 PM	#44
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	lol

12-03-2007, 10:43 PM	#33
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Again, I said in her current state.

12-03-2007, 10:43 PM	#34
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	You'd think with all the ghosts she talks to, just one of them could be like a dead aerobics instructor or a sales rep for "Bally Total Fitness." Hell, even a late Jenny Craig counselor... somebody?!?!

12-03-2007, 10:43 PM	#35
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	you're bordering on the insane. you look like a rat duovamp

12-03-2007, 10:45 PM	#37
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	man posting comments from blogs is fun.

12-03-2007, 10:46 PM	#38
GOGETA Oblivious Virgin Posts: 48	duovamps dad is a rich lawyer. he drive a BMW ZTX 390 and lives in a mansion. of course he can get nice looking girls to show him affection

12-03-2007, 10:49 PM	#39
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	i thought his dad was the leading construction worker of a construction site.

12-03-2007, 10:50 PM	#40
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	but i never thought i'd see the day when i would not be jealous of her body :[

12-03-2007, 10:53 PM	#45
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	Yep, any woman who thinks she looks okay must be a fatty. And any man who wants to hit that is either gay or has a thing for beached whales. Sound about right, 15-year-old boys?

12-03-2007, 10:54 PM	#47
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	She doesn't look bad compared to most US women because most US women are fat asses! Women of that size are not enviro-friendly! She should change her name to Jennifer Loves To-eat-it. Man, her boyfriend is gonna need a dump truck when he dumps her fat ass.

12-03-2007, 10:55 PM	#48
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	OH SHIT! She's only 28. Well then-- HOW HORRIFIC!!! HOW DISGUSTING! MY EYES! MY EYES! THERE IS BARELY AN EXCUSE FOR THAT AT HER AGE! JUST A TEENSY WEENSY EXCUSE BUT NOT MUCH! Drop the donuts!!! Look, there goes a ghost! It's headed towards the gym! Spooky! Go get 'em girl!

12-03-2007, 11:15 PM	#50
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	j. love usually looks abnormally skinny, like she starves herself. she's got a big rack and she's skinny all over: that ain't right.

12-03-2007, 11:18 PM	#52
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	you make me sick in every possible way

12-03-2007, 11:19 PM	#53
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674