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Old 11-27-2007, 12:27 PM   #1
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Default fred fucking durst is filming a movie where i work ??!

http://www.cinematical.com/2007/08/2...th-fred-durst/

first, since when does this idiot make movies?

anyway, we found out at an employee meeting yesterday that they'll be using the place where i work to film some scenes because some character will be a newspaper employee, and i work for a newspaper. They're also filming at my old high school. Why does it have to be fucking FRED DURST though? Why couldn't I get Stone or Scorsese or Tarantino?
anyway, maybe you'll see my computer; just look for the one with netphoria on the screen...

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 12:30 PM   #2
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who the eff is fred durst

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 12:31 PM   #3
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that dumbass from limp bizfuck

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 12:33 PM   #4
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fuck it up!

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 12:34 PM   #5
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i will run in front of the camera repeatedly.
ice cube will be in the film. he might beat me up. But then we'll smoke a joint and all will be well.

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 12:36 PM   #6
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we've all felt like shit and been treated like shit

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 12:36 PM   #7
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This will be the worst film ever! Is tina turner the leading lady? You should synchronise all the office pcs to play the fred durst sex tape at a certain time.

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 12:40 PM   #8
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this is not a bad idea bbm. the gears in my head, they are turning.

i'll get some of you guys in the film; i'll open the post your pic thread and leave it on my screen until they're gone. You will be movie stars.

i would be more excited about meeting tina turner than fred and ice cube. Ice T, I'd like him to come hang out here.

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 12:40 PM   #9
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i will run in front of the camera repeatedly.
ice cube will be in the film. he might beat me up. But then we'll smoke a joint and all will be well.
"ICE CUBE STARS IN A FILM DIRECTED BY FRED DURST, LEAD SINGER FROM LIMP BIZKIT:

ARE WE BURNT YET?!"

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 03:57 PM   #10
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i'm putting you on BeckhamWatch


 
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:00 PM   #11
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A MUTHAFUCKIN CHAINSAW
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:03 PM   #12
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touch his balls and ass

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:05 PM   #13
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A MUTHAFUCKIN CHAINSAW
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
it's all about the he said she said bullshit!

now skippy, he's going to be in it, or directing it?
get an autographed red yankees hat from him. then spit on it.

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:50 PM   #14
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you wont punch fred durst in the head

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:54 PM   #15
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touch his balls and ass
he loves it when you do that

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:58 PM   #16
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am i too late on the limp bizkit jokes?

I KNO Y'ALL BE LOVIN' THIS SHIT RIGHT HERRRR!

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 06:49 PM   #17
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it's all about the he said she said bullshit!

now skippy, he's going to be in it, or directing it?
get an autographed red yankees hat from him. then spit on it.
apparently he's directing it. i don't even want to talk to that fool. he'd better stay out of my way.

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 06:50 PM   #18
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haha where do you live?

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 06:53 PM   #19
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It sucks being the only Limp Bizkit fan on the board, I would love to have Fred Durst film a movie where I work.
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Old 11-27-2007, 06:54 PM   #20
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very small town in north louisiana, about 15,000 people here. rural, even. Weird.
they started filming a ton of movies here after Katrina made New Orleans not a viable option for filmmaking. Let's see, they made Premonition, Mr. Brooks, Factory Girl, something with antonio banderas, something with luke wilson, something with matthew broderick, something with martin lawrence (i broke onto the set on that one, good times were had by all) oh, they made roadhouse 2 here, ha! I was working at the mall at the time and sold some clothes to gary busey's son or nephew or whatever he is. It's not that big of a deal for people in big cities, but for this place, it's pretty surreal.

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 06:55 PM   #21
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It sucks being the only Limp Bizkit fan on the board, I would love to have Fred Durst film a movie where I work.
i'll send him to you.

 
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