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Old 11-27-2007, 01:41 AM   #61
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i fucked beyonce. she orgasmed and defecated. i was 11. she was black.

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 01:41 AM   #62
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he's just trying to call attention to himself. Like always.
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Old 11-27-2007, 01:42 AM   #63
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17 i think

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 03:44 AM   #64
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On my 16th birthday

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Old 11-27-2007, 03:59 AM   #65
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i have sources that tell me julio is not a virgin. no way.
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On my 16th birthday


 
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:03 AM   #66
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heh

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:09 AM   #67
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i touched a girl's lips, butts and tits so far...no sex yet. but i blieve it will come true eventually..

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:11 AM   #68
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at the tender age of 7 my latin housekeeper sucked my cock and told me to put my penis in her

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:12 AM   #69
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at the age of 15 my aunt took me into a closet and we both did become sweaty

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:19 AM   #70
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at the age of 15 my aunt took me into a closet and we both did become sweaty
Seriously?

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:19 AM   #71
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i fucked beyonce. she orgasmed and defecated. i was 11. she was black.

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:19 AM   #72
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I was 18. Can I reclaim virginal status if it's been over a couple of years since I've done anything?

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:23 AM   #73
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i fucked beyonce. she orgasmed and defecated. i was 11. she was black.
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at the tender age of 7 my latin housekeeper sucked my cock and told me to put my penis in her

lol ....

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:25 AM   #74
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no, i was just recalling something from a gabriel garcia marquez book. think it was 100 yrs of solitude

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:44 AM   #75
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14 1/2.

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 07:54 AM   #76
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Old 11-27-2007, 08:50 AM   #77
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Old 11-27-2007, 09:02 AM   #78
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Old 11-27-2007, 09:31 AM   #79
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the posts in this thread are awfully unfunny

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 09:42 AM   #80
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Old 11-27-2007, 12:48 PM   #81
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Old 11-27-2007, 12:54 PM   #82
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12 3/4

 
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Old 11-27-2007, 12:55 PM   #83
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