Why don't your own farts smell as bad to you as other people's farts?

dean_r_koontz · 10-23-2007, 04:14 PM

immune system response.

BlissedandGone2 · 10-23-2007, 04:14 PM

they smell as bad if not worse sometimes. what?

waltermcphilp · 10-23-2007, 04:14 PM

because we enjoy our own musk.

tcm · 10-23-2007, 04:22 PM

because i am a robutt

tcm.

Anvil Hands · 10-23-2007, 04:24 PM

I could smell my own Farts all day.

But your farts ........

shannon · 10-23-2007, 04:26 PM

why is it that signifigant others' farts seem to smell way worse than anyone else's?

Anvil Hands · 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shannon

why is it that signifigant others' farts seem to smell way worse than anyone else's?

I kinda agree with this but i also know some disgusting people who just smell like dead homeless people in their anus.

gpub · 10-23-2007, 05:29 PM

I crop dusted my chick in the bathroom the other day when she was brushing her teeth and she gagged

silent_brian13 · 10-23-2007, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gpub

I crop dusted my chick in the bathroom the other day when she was brushing her teeth and she gagged

did she swallow her toothbrush at all?

monkeyfritters · 10-23-2007, 05:46 PM

because your farts didnt come out of someone elses ASS. also you are expecting them. thats why you cant be tickled by your own farts.

monkeyfritters · 10-23-2007, 05:46 PM

i think also that farts are contagious.

gpub · 10-23-2007, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silent_brian13

did she swallow her toothbrush at all?

No, but it was close

ratking17 · 10-23-2007, 06:11 PM

the best is when you and your significant other both have the farts, and you fart at the same time underneath the covers and try to identify both orders at once...

tear stained glass · 10-23-2007, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratking17

the best is when you and your significant other both have the farts, and you fart at the same time underneath the covers and try to identify both orders at once...

you know what's better than that? having great sex with her instead!

note: i haven't actually tried what was suggested, and there's more than a fair chance that i never will.

D. · 10-23-2007, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlissedandGone2

they smell as bad if not worse sometimes. what?

so true. last night i had Angry Ass.

jenn · 10-23-2007, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shannon

why is it that signifigant others' farts seem to smell way worse than anyone else's?

clearly you've never been to my grandmother's house.

shannon · 10-23-2007, 09:14 PM

woah, that just made me think, i've never heard my grandmother fart

jenn · 10-23-2007, 09:19 PM

I take my grandmother to and from dialysis four days a week. Dialysis makes people really tired. She farts in her sleep.

Did you know that there's this stuff called Chlorofresh that you can drink that makes people not have body odor? It gets rid of fart odor, poop odor and regular swear odor.

shannon · 10-23-2007, 09:22 PM

i've heard of the stuff that you pour in the toilet after you shit at someone else's house, so they don't smell it... perhaps it's the same kind of deal?

oh, and sorry about your stinky grandma :/

Aeroplane · 10-23-2007, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shannon

i've heard of the stuff that you pour in the toilet after you shit at someone else's house, so they don't smell it... perhaps it's the same kind of deal?

poor man's solution: light a match.

jenn · 10-23-2007, 09:27 PM

The stuff I'm talking about is basically extract of alfalfa, or something. It's also used as a vegan source of iron replenishment. I took it after I had my son.

My grandmother is the nicest lady ever. I don't mind that her farts smell... she makes the best soup!

waltermcphilp · 10-23-2007, 09:27 PM

haha...angry ass. i shall use it every day.

10-23-2007, 09:29 PM

10-23-2007, 04:12 PM	#1
HorseflyKing Apocalyptic Poster Location: in ur computron! Posts: 1,849	Why don't your own farts smell as bad to you as other people's farts?

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

10-23-2007, 04:14 PM	#2
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	immune system response.

10-23-2007, 04:14 PM	#3
BlissedandGone2 Minion of Satan Location: You don't play guitar hero if you are a guitar hero. Posts: 5,803	they smell as bad if not worse sometimes. what?

10-23-2007, 04:14 PM	#4
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,142	because we enjoy our own musk.

10-23-2007, 04:22 PM	#5
tcm Braindead Location: Le look de Corgan Posts: 17,922	because i am a robutt tcm.

10-23-2007, 04:24 PM	#6
Anvil Hands Ownz Location: somewhere Posts: 845	I could smell my own Farts all day. But your farts ........

10-23-2007, 04:26 PM	#7
shannon Minion of Satan Location: i am a reptile Posts: 7,218	why is it that signifigant others' farts seem to smell way worse than anyone else's?

10-23-2007, 05:29 PM	#9
gpub Minion of Satan Location: You's guys dont's likes the Toki... Well fucks you's Posts: 5,782	I crop dusted my chick in the bathroom the other day when she was brushing her teeth and she gagged

10-23-2007, 05:46 PM	#11
monkeyfritters Minion of Satan Location: google Posts: 6,663	because your farts didnt come out of someone elses ASS. also you are expecting them. thats why you cant be tickled by your own farts.

10-23-2007, 06:11 PM	#14
ratking17 Ownz Location: York, PA Posts: 727	the best is when you and your significant other both have the farts, and you fart at the same time underneath the covers and try to identify both orders at once...

10-23-2007, 09:14 PM	#18
shannon Minion of Satan Location: i am a reptile Posts: 7,218	woah, that just made me think, i've never heard my grandmother fart

10-23-2007, 09:19 PM	#19
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	I take my grandmother to and from dialysis four days a week. Dialysis makes people really tired. She farts in her sleep. Did you know that there's this stuff called Chlorofresh that you can drink that makes people not have body odor? It gets rid of fart odor, poop odor and regular swear odor.

10-23-2007, 09:22 PM	#20
shannon Minion of Satan Location: i am a reptile Posts: 7,218	i've heard of the stuff that you pour in the toilet after you shit at someone else's house, so they don't smell it... perhaps it's the same kind of deal? oh, and sorry about your stinky grandma :/

10-23-2007, 09:27 PM	#22
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	The stuff I'm talking about is basically extract of alfalfa, or something. It's also used as a vegan source of iron replenishment. I took it after I had my son. My grandmother is the nicest lady ever. I don't mind that her farts smell... she makes the best soup!