I have a boner right now.

Black Somalian · 10-20-2007, 05:25 PM

so, anyone else?

ravenguy2000 · 10-20-2007, 06:32 PM

i did before, not now.

sorry.

good thread tho

BlissedandGone2 · 10-20-2007, 06:33 PM

fuck i did like 2 hours ago.

??? · 10-20-2007, 06:36 PM

whats your myspace

I'm Hardcore · 10-20-2007, 08:20 PM

currently do

exactlythesame · 10-20-2007, 08:44 PM

rolling thread

smashingjj · 10-20-2007, 08:51 PM

boner quit netphoria

Dr. Phil · 10-20-2007, 09:29 PM

I had one last week.

GlasgowKiss · 10-20-2007, 09:34 PM

I was watching a programme about the influence of the georgian sex industry on the development of london 20 minutes ago and i got a boner at a drawing of a woman flogging another woman. Made me wonder if i was doing long term damage to my relationship with sex by focusing my masturbatory urges on only obscene hardcore pornography, instead of say, loving softcore scenes from movies like i did in my childhood. Then i no longer had a boner so it didnt really matter.

Kanan Road · 10-20-2007, 09:37 PM

im smacking my cock around so i can get a boner

Mablak · 10-20-2007, 09:42 PM

My cabin fever's left me pretty impotent for the past four days. I'm sure I could get a boner if I really concentrated, I mean I've even had a wet dream in the midst of a ridiculous fever before, but a boner just won't do me any good right now.

jenga66 · 10-21-2007, 01:44 AM

I hate morning wood. It usually lasts until I take a mad leak.

monkeyfritters · 10-21-2007, 01:48 AM

i wish i had a boner. but i cant get it up.

BlissedandGone2 · 10-21-2007, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jenga66

I hate morning wood. It usually lasts until I take a mad leak.

thats because getting a boner is method for the body to keep you from pissing yourself.

jenga66 · 10-21-2007, 01:55 AM

Well thank goodness for that. There's still a select few out there that are past childhood that still wet the bed.

exactlythesame · 10-21-2007, 10:34 AM

mad leaks are fun

10-20-2007, 05:25 PM	#1
Black Somalian Ownz Location: Mordor Posts: 593	I have a boner right now. so, anyone else?

10-20-2007, 06:32 PM	#2
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	i did before, not now. sorry. good thread tho

10-20-2007, 06:33 PM	#3
BlissedandGone2 Minion of Satan Location: You don't play guitar hero if you are a guitar hero. Posts: 5,803	fuck i did like 2 hours ago.

10-20-2007, 06:36 PM	#4
??? Minion of Satan Location: ¯\(º_o)/¯ Posts: 8,660	whats your myspace

10-20-2007, 08:20 PM	#5
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	currently do

10-20-2007, 08:44 PM	#6
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,680	rolling thread

10-20-2007, 08:51 PM	#7
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,608	boner quit netphoria

10-20-2007, 09:29 PM	#8
Dr. Phil Banned Posts: 631	I had one last week.

10-20-2007, 09:34 PM	#9
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,160	I was watching a programme about the influence of the georgian sex industry on the development of london 20 minutes ago and i got a boner at a drawing of a woman flogging another woman. Made me wonder if i was doing long term damage to my relationship with sex by focusing my masturbatory urges on only obscene hardcore pornography, instead of say, loving softcore scenes from movies like i did in my childhood. Then i no longer had a boner so it didnt really matter.

10-20-2007, 09:37 PM	#10
Kanan Road Apocalyptic Poster Location: Cloud Number Nine Posts: 1,569	im smacking my cock around so i can get a boner

10-20-2007, 09:42 PM	#11
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,413	My cabin fever's left me pretty impotent for the past four days. I'm sure I could get a boner if I really concentrated, I mean I've even had a wet dream in the midst of a ridiculous fever before, but a boner just won't do me any good right now.

10-21-2007, 01:44 AM	#12
jenga66 Demi-God Posts: 352	I hate morning wood. It usually lasts until I take a mad leak.

10-21-2007, 01:48 AM	#13
monkeyfritters Minion of Satan Location: google Posts: 6,663	i wish i had a boner. but i cant get it up.

10-21-2007, 01:55 AM	#15
jenga66 Demi-God Posts: 352	Well thank goodness for that. There's still a select few out there that are past childhood that still wet the bed.

10-21-2007, 10:34 AM	#16
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,680	mad leaks are fun