When I grow up, I want to be an abusive parent and have my story told on Netphoria

sickbadthing · 10-18-2007, 11:12 PM

By some worthless shithead who doesn't know how to shut up when they're told.

http://ftp.mayfair.org/macademy/child%20abuse.jpg

Pretzel Logic · 10-18-2007, 11:23 PM

sickbadthing, how old are you?

Mo · 10-18-2007, 11:23 PM

sickbadthing · 10-18-2007, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretzel Logic

sickbadthing, how old are you?

Old enough to be your father.

Where were you born? I might be your father.

Aeroplane · 10-18-2007, 11:35 PM

my thoughts exactly

spring · 10-18-2007, 11:37 PM

step 1: kill yourself

Aeroplane · 10-18-2007, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbadthing

Old enough to be your father.

Where were you born? I might be your father.

your location turns me on

spring · 10-18-2007, 11:39 PM

step 2: drink. lots.

sickbadthing · 10-18-2007, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aeroplane

your location turns me on

LOL. "Studpup" ended up dying by being wrapped in industrial saran wrap and thrown in a closet. The straw he was breathing through fell out of his mouth and he suffocated. It's a story on MSN somewhere.

avian chaos · 10-18-2007, 11:43 PM

Five star

Aeroplane · 10-18-2007, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbadthing

LOL. "Studpup" ended up dying by being wrapped in industrial saran wrap and thrown in a closet. The straw he was breathing through fell out of his mouth and he suffocated. It's a story on MSN somewhere.

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Tchocky · 10-18-2007, 11:58 PM

You done told that girl once.

spring · 10-18-2007, 11:59 PM

step 3: deny deny deny

(i think Jan's gotta take credit for this one)

also... i may have messed up the order somewhat

Endar · 10-19-2007, 12:59 AM

heh thread reminds me of this old comic series...

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/Endar/mg5.jpg[/IMG]

10-18-2007, 11:12 PM	#1
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	When I grow up, I want to be an abusive parent and have my story told on Netphoria By some worthless shithead who doesn't know how to shut up when they're told. http://ftp.mayfair.org/macademy/child%20abuse.jpg

10-18-2007, 11:23 PM	#2
Pretzel Logic Apocalyptic Poster Location: someone more...punk rock? Posts: 3,562	sickbadthing, how old are you?

10-18-2007, 11:35 PM	#5
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,587	my thoughts exactly

10-18-2007, 11:37 PM	#6
spring die 'til it doesn't hurt Posts: 7,475	step 1: kill yourself

10-18-2007, 11:39 PM	#8
spring die 'til it doesn't hurt Posts: 7,475	step 2: drink. lots.

10-18-2007, 11:43 PM	#10
avian chaos Braindead Location: Portland, OR Posts: 15,137	Five star

10-18-2007, 11:58 PM	#12
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996	You done told that girl once.

10-18-2007, 11:59 PM	#13
spring die 'til it doesn't hurt Posts: 7,475	step 3: deny deny deny (i think Jan's gotta take credit for this one) also... i may have messed up the order somewhat

10-19-2007, 12:59 AM	#14
Endar Demi-God Posts: 319	heh thread reminds me of this old comic series... [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/Endar/mg5.jpg[/IMG]