have your pants ever done anything horrible to you - Page 2

Mo · 10-17-2007, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jenga66

Have your pants ever gotten caught trying to hop a fence? Mine did when I was about 17. It was also the last time I ever wore baggy jeans =(

Once, when I was in kindergarten. That was about the same time I stopped hopping fences.

Ol' Couch Ass · 10-17-2007, 05:18 PM

My work pants have an uncanny ability to get wedged in the crack of my ass at the most inopportune times.

jenga66 · 10-17-2007, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by the antipop

Once, when I was in kindergarten. That was about the same time I stopped hopping fences.

I see you're from Austria. That's a long way from Santa Monica Beach, California. Well, one night I was at the beach with some friends. The only way we could get back to our car is if we took a stairway up to cross the bridge. Unfortunately, when we returned the gate to the stairs was locked (being that it was late at night). Our only option was to jump. I managed to get one foot over, but then the other got caught and my pants got caught and ripped halfway through my shin.

Another time I was at my parents house for Thanksgiving. At the time I was still smoking cigarettes. I used to have a nervous habit of flicking my lighter while it was in my pocket (dumb thing to do I admit now). Well, one time I guess I flicked it too hard and my pants pocket nearly caught on fire. Luckily just a small hole burned.

jenn · 10-17-2007, 09:44 PM

I'm short and too cheap to hem my pants. I trip on them all the time when I wear sneakers.

monkeyfritters · 10-18-2007, 12:13 AM

guys this is a parody thread you didnt have to post in it, DUH.

jenga66 · 10-18-2007, 12:17 AM

You're a clever, clever guy Mr. Fritters.

But you aint sniffin' MY fingers! lol

monkeyfritters · 10-18-2007, 12:19 AM

lol indeed

ohnoitsbonnie · 10-18-2007, 12:46 AM

Not really, no. The only problem thats ever comes out of them is the inevitable faded and worn out look that I'm not too big a fan of

alisonmonster · 10-18-2007, 12:50 PM

i used to wash my chefs pants every night in bleach because they would get pretty gross after a 1o-12 hr shift. Well the pants weren't supposed to be washed with bleach i guess because 3-4 months later they split open at the back during work. it was pretty embaressing.

Shapan · 10-18-2007, 01:46 PM

the only time i dont wear shorts or flip flops is when i have chem labs

though it might start getting a little chilly

jenn · 10-18-2007, 02:45 PM

bleach weakens fabrics

10-17-2007, 05:18 PM	#32
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	My work pants have an uncanny ability to get wedged in the crack of my ass at the most inopportune times.

10-17-2007, 09:44 PM	#34
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	I'm short and too cheap to hem my pants. I trip on them all the time when I wear sneakers.

10-18-2007, 12:13 AM	#35
monkeyfritters Minion of Satan Location: google Posts: 6,663	guys this is a parody thread you didnt have to post in it, DUH.

10-18-2007, 12:17 AM	#36
jenga66 Demi-God Posts: 352	You're a clever, clever guy Mr. Fritters. But you aint sniffin' MY fingers! lol

10-18-2007, 12:19 AM	#37
monkeyfritters Minion of Satan Location: google Posts: 6,663	lol indeed

10-18-2007, 12:46 AM	#38
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	Not really, no. The only problem thats ever comes out of them is the inevitable faded and worn out look that I'm not too big a fan of

10-18-2007, 12:50 PM	#39
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,019	i used to wash my chefs pants every night in bleach because they would get pretty gross after a 1o-12 hr shift. Well the pants weren't supposed to be washed with bleach i guess because 3-4 months later they split open at the back during work. it was pretty embaressing.

10-18-2007, 01:46 PM	#40
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,798	the only time i dont wear shorts or flip flops is when i have chem labs though it might start getting a little chilly

10-18-2007, 02:45 PM	#41
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	bleach weakens fabrics