who is bigger douche?

[Hate the Hater]

well this seems like good vote result. Shapan and Tand T agree with sppunk is big douche for the bans and mutes.

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by Pretzel Logic

You still didn't vote though. And yes I know everyone can see the poll results. What I said is still correct.

oh man you got me. i didn't vote because i'm scared of getting banned.

shit

[Starla]

Nim is a really sweet guy.

[dean_r_koontz]

it is the prerogative of the peasant to point out that the emperor has no clothes, but in the end, the peasant is still a peasant and the empereor is still the emperor.

[sickbadthing]

Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

it is the prerogative of the peasant to point out that the emperor has no clothes, but in the end, the peasant is still a peasant and the empereor is still the emperor.

WASHINGTON, DC—After running a thousand errands, working hours of overtime, and being stuck in seemingly endless gridlock traffic commuting to and from their jobs, millions of Americans were disheartened to learn that it was, in fact, only Tuesday.

"Tuesday?" San Diego resident Doris Wagner said. "How in the hell is it still Tuesday?"

Already the week is unbearable for these New Yorkers awaiting a subway train, and it's only fucking Tuesday.

Tuesday's arrival stunned a nation still recovering from the nightmarish slog that was Monday, leaving some to wonder if the week was ever going to end, and others to ask what was taking Saturday so goddamn long.

"Ugh," said Wagner, echoing a national sense of frustration over it not even being Wednesday at the very least.

According to suddenly depressed sources, the feeling that this week may in fact last forever was further compounded by the thought of all the work left to be done tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and, if Americans make it that far, possibly even Friday, for Christ's sake.

Fears that the week could actually be going backwards were also expressed.

"Not only do Americans have most of Tuesday morning to contend with, but all of Tuesday afternoon and then Tuesday night," National Labor Relations Board spokesman David Prynn said. "If our calculations are correct, there is a chance we are in effect closer to last weekend than the one coming up."

Added Prynn: "Fuck."
Enlarge Image LA Traffic

Believe it or not, it's not even goddamn lunchtime yet for these commuters in Southern California.

Reports that this all has to be some kind of sick joke could not be confirmed as of press time.

Isolated attempts to make the day go faster, such as glancing at watches or clocks every other minute, compulsively checking e-mail, hiding in the office bathroom, fidgeting, or reading a boring magazine while sitting in the waiting room, have also proven unsuccessful, sources report.

The National Institutes of Standards and Technology, which oversees the official time of the United States, is flatly denying that it has slowed or otherwise tampered with Tuesday's progression.

"The current Tuesday is keeping apace with past Tuesdays with no more than one ten-thousandth of a second's variation at the most," NIST spokeswoman Dr. Geraldine Schach said. "However, I sympathize with the common consensus that this week has already been a colossal pain in the neck."

Labor Secretary Elaine Chao released a statement addressing widespread speculation that it might as well be Monday for all anyone cares.

"We understand this day has been tough on many of you, what with meetings mercilessly dragging on and an entire stack of files still left to organize," Chao's statement read in part. "Yet we urge Americans to show patience. The midweek hump is just around the corner, and we have strong reason to believe that Saturday will be here before you know it."

"Go about your lives as best you can," the statement continued. "Do not, we repeat, do not take a sick day, as it'll make the rest of the week that much harder to endure."

In the meantime, citizens are doing their best to cope with the interminable week, though Tuesday is still hours away from ending.

"The more I try to speed it along, the longer it almost seems to take," said Dale Bouchard, a Chicago-based broker who has been waiting for today to be over since it first began earlier this morning. "Honestly, today could not have come at a worse time this week."

In the meantime, the latest wristwatch consultations indicate that it is somehow still Tuesday, if that makes any sense at all.

[dean_r_koontz]

Originally Posted by To Starla

Nim is a really sweet guy.

a brilliant example of selective perception here. i hate females and this is just another reason for my discust

[Hate the Hater]

there is no emperors on message forum. only button pushers.

[dean_r_koontz]

they are both vastly more successfull than most people on this board. sppunk is married with a nice job for example. nimrod is slightly more of a loser but still

[Hate the Hater]

well success is how individual define it. most people I know are married with nice job but maybe they are still douche.

[Starla]

Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

a brilliant example of selective perseption here. i hate females and this is just another reason for my discust

Selective perception? Seriously, the continuous threads about nim around here are what's funny. Some of you get so bent out of shape over the guy.

[Hate the Hater]

Originally Posted by To Starla

Selective perception? Seriously, the continuous threads about nim around here are what's funny. Some of you get so bent out of shape over the guy.

well bans and mutes all over make him not well liked.

[Starla]

Originally Posted by Hate the Hater

well success is how individual define it. most people I know are married with nice job but maybe they are still douche.

Maybe that's because they are married. I equate being married to being imprisoned.

[dean_r_koontz]

what do you mean with what's funny? i wasn't saying that your selective perception was funny, just depressing and disgusting. the guy is obviously a pretty insensitive bastard to most people but since he's nice to you because he wants to fuck you, your brilliant female brain is able to overlook the evil of his soul. actually your brilliant female brain makes you even more yearning for his hairy arms etc..

[Starla]

Originally Posted by Hate the Hater

well bans and mutes all over make him not well liked.

He's just taking out the trash. Give him some credit.

[dean_r_koontz]

you can call him a lot of things but sweet is probably the last thing.

[dean_r_koontz]

in your mind your equating the things he does with gettin' the job done. in reality a lot of it is just cruelness and blind masculine aggression.

[Starla]

Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

what do you mean with what's funny? i wasn't saying that your selective perception was funny, just depressing and disgusting. the guy is obviously a pretty insensitive bastard to most people but since he's nice to you because he wants to fuck you, your brilliant female brain is able to overlook the evil of his soul. actually your brilliant female brain makes you even more yearning for his hairy arms etc..

That's where you're wrong. The guy doesn't want to fuck me. And I'm definitely not here to hook up with anyone. I know he is evil, but in comparison to other evil people, I don't see how he's the fucking anti-christ or something. Maybe he has been unfair or biased, but who here isn't?

[dean_r_koontz]

so he's a sweet evil man ok that makes sense

[dean_r_koontz]

i don't want to act all self righteous, i'm also very muchly a son of a bastard and i feel more comfortable in that role nowadays

[Hate the Hater]

well he has power of delete and mutes like sppunk. nobody said antichrist just douche.

[Starla]

Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

so he's a sweet evil man ok that makes sense

So far from what I have seen here, aside from a few select individuals I have come across that are creepy, most good people have the propensity to be cruel and evil from time to time. And on this board it's easier because there are lesser consequences for evil behavior.

[dean_r_koontz]

that is amazing. i AM insane

[Future Boy]

Originally Posted by Hate the Hater

let not forget that sppunk is one who does mutes and bannings like no tomorrows.

Yeah end of the year netphoria awards are around the corner.

[Nimrod's Son]

i voted for sppunk

[I'm Hardcore]

i voted for me

[barden]

i voted for you BIGGER DOUCHE OF NETPHORIA.

[Rarely]

bumped

[mistle]

i would like to cast a vote for andrew pakula for making them admins on his board