I think I'm getting cabin fever

Mablak · 10-17-2007, 07:36 PM

It started out of nowhere late last night and I'm pretty sick now. I've pretty much not been outside in the past 3 days, except to work out. It has to've been dragged in by my family, but none of them are sick, and I'm never the first to get sick, and either way I generally avoid my parents and my brother.

Long story short, who/what should be the first thing I kill when the fever reaches its peak?

exactlythesame · 10-17-2007, 07:37 PM

have you been watching transformers on repeat for three days, mablak?

Mablak · 10-17-2007, 07:44 PM

I'm not at the stage where I'm watching transformers on repeat yet, but as time goes by, the idea sounds better and better.

exactlythesame · 10-17-2007, 07:46 PM

that might be a less violent way to cope with your cabin fever

Mablak · 10-17-2007, 08:02 PM

I don't believe there's any nonviolent way to cope with cabin fever. The only reasonable courses of action are those listed in the poll, which I arrived at after careful consideration of what I saw in some fevered visions I was having a while ago.

Mablak · 10-17-2007, 10:15 PM

This poll wasn't helpful at all, now I've almost ruled out killing myself since the fever will accomplish that in good time. I need more valuable insight on this matter, aren't there any netphorians with expertise in the field of fever-based killing?

Mo · 10-17-2007, 10:35 PM

I like the grocery store idea.

AnnMarie727 · 10-17-2007, 10:50 PM

Im sick too. let's make a cabin fever non-violence pact. we can do it!

View Poll Results: who should die first?
younger brother	0	0%
mother	0	0%
father	0	0%
dog #1, the good one	1	7.69%
dog#2, the one that takes advantage of dog #1	0	0%
drive to U of O and kill older brother	0	0%
first person that makes eye contact with me in the grocery store	3	23.08%
first kid I see coming out of the nearby elementary school for recess	0	0%
myself	7	53.85%
neighbor and/or their cat that always tries to bite me	0	0%
in accordance with horror movie conventions, a random black person	2	15.38%
Voters: 13. You may not vote on this poll

10-17-2007, 07:36 PM	#1
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,413	I think I'm getting cabin fever It started out of nowhere late last night and I'm pretty sick now. I've pretty much not been outside in the past 3 days, except to work out. It has to've been dragged in by my family, but none of them are sick, and I'm never the first to get sick, and either way I generally avoid my parents and my brother. Long story short, who/what should be the first thing I kill when the fever reaches its peak?

10-17-2007, 07:37 PM	#2
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,680	have you been watching transformers on repeat for three days, mablak?

10-17-2007, 07:44 PM	#3
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,413	I'm not at the stage where I'm watching transformers on repeat yet, but as time goes by, the idea sounds better and better.

10-17-2007, 07:46 PM	#4
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,680	that might be a less violent way to cope with your cabin fever

10-17-2007, 08:02 PM	#5
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,413	I don't believe there's any nonviolent way to cope with cabin fever. The only reasonable courses of action are those listed in the poll, which I arrived at after careful consideration of what I saw in some fevered visions I was having a while ago.

10-17-2007, 10:15 PM	#6
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,413	This poll wasn't helpful at all, now I've almost ruled out killing myself since the fever will accomplish that in good time. I need more valuable insight on this matter, aren't there any netphorians with expertise in the field of fever-based killing?

10-17-2007, 10:35 PM	#7
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,988	I like the grocery store idea.

10-17-2007, 10:50 PM	#8
AnnMarie727 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,312	Im sick too. let's make a cabin fever non-violence pact. we can do it!