a joke: guy walks into a bar....

[Piggy]

[exactlythesame]

Originally Posted by Nate the Grate

what's 3 inches and lodged in exactlythesame's throat?

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my penis

O MAN TAHT WUZ HILARIOS

R U SRSLY THREE IN.

[Piggy]

Originally Posted by Nate the Grate

what's 3 inches and lodged in exactlythesame's throat?

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my penis

is three inches even long enough to go into his throat?

[Nate the Grate]

Originally Posted by exactlythesame

O MAN TAHT WUZ HILARIOS

R U SRSLY THREE IN.

Lol, no.

[brendo_91]

Originally Posted by T&T

stop stalking me

what the fuck? you posted in a thread that i happen to be reading. if anything you started on the SP board and migrated over here, bitch. go fuck yourself.

[andrewface]

Originally Posted by Nate the Grate

what's 3 inches and lodged in exactlythesame's throat?

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my penis

gay

[Lie]

Originally Posted by waltermcphilp

A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I’ll be able to see him in person."

Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. "This is fantastic," thought the gentleman. "I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he’ll ask me for assistance."

Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends with the letters 'u-n-t?'"

Only one word leapt to mind…

"My goodness," thought the gentleman, "I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another word."

The gentleman thought for quite a while, then it hit him. Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, "I think the word you're looking for is 'aunt'."

"Of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"

But you don't need an eraser to turn a "c" into an "a." Unless you're a girl and use bubbly typewriter script. So the real joke is that the Pope writes like a girl, right?

[Future Boy]

If he already had it written, why would he ask for help.

[Piggy]

he's the pope don't ask questions!

[Trotskilicious]

ask me if i'm a tree!

[Trotskilicious]

two sausages are roasting in a pan, one turns to the other and says, "It's pretty hot in here!" The other screams, "HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[waltermcphilp]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

ask me if i'm a tree!

are you a tree?

[Rockin' Cherub]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

two sausages are roasting in a pan, one turns to the other and says, "It's pretty hot in here!" The other screams, "HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

winner

[Thaniel Buckner]

Originally Posted by Lie

But you don't need an eraser to turn a "c" into an "a." Unless you're a girl and use bubbly typewriter script. So the real joke is that the Pope writes like a girl, right?

i would assume the guy writes in all caps.

[Eulogy]

i didn't get those two penguin jokes either...

[aurel]

What's the difference between a bicycle?









Smoked Haddock.

[Nate the Grate]

what?

[aurel]

Originally Posted by Lie

But you don't need an eraser to turn a "c" into an "a." Unless you're a girl and use bubbly typewriter script. So the real joke is that the Pope writes like a girl, right?

More importantly the pope's infallible.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by waltermcphilp

are you a tree?

No.

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interrupting c--- MOOOOOOO!

[aurel]

Hahahaha

[aurel]

A woman boards a bus with her infant baby in her arms. The ticket collecter approaches her to collect the fare but just as he reaches the woman and takes her money he notices the infant and begins to physically recoil at the sight of the child. "Dear sweet Jesus woman that is the ugliest baby I've ever had the misfortune to set my eyes on, cover that abomination up in public would you" The mother is flabbergasted and unable to speak as the ticket collector walks off and she makes her own way upstairs to find an empty seat still visibly shaken from the ordeal.

A kindly old woman sitting beside the mother and noticing that she is obviously distressed asks what's the matter. "It's that ticket collector, he was terribly rude and said something completely unforgivable to me downstairs, completely unprovoked as well".
"There, there", the old woman said trying to comfort the sobbing woman. "That's not on at all. What you should do is go down to the driver and make a formal complaint about that man and make sure he doesn't get away with treating you like that".
"You think so?" the mother said brightening at the idea.
"Yes, you go downstairs right now to do that and I'll hold your monkey 'til you get back.

[syntheticdna]

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?































Nail its other hand to the floor.

[T&T]

Originally Posted by brendo_91

what the fuck? you posted in a thread that i happen to be reading. if anything you started on the SP board and migrated over here, bitch. go fuck yourself.

what part of this is the joke?