Attn: Warsaw (and other clown lovers)

Ol' Couch Ass · 10-10-2007, 05:04 PM

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...071clown1.html
(see the link for a nice creepy video)

Christian Clown In Perv Bust
Illinois man had porn cache from trip to Philippines orphanage

OCTOBER 10--An Illinois man who worked as a "Christian clown" named Klutzo was arrested yesterday on child pornography charges for allegedly taking naked photographs of young boys at a Philippines orphanage. According to a federal criminal complaint, Amon Paul Carlock took the illicit photos during a "clowning" trip to the House of Joy orphanage earlier this year. The photos were discovered by agents who examined Carlock's camera and laptop during a routine baggage inspection at the San Francisco airport, according to the complaint, an excerpt of which you'll find below. When agents confronted him about the images, Carlock (seen in a creepy promotional video at right) denied possessing child pornography and having sexual contact with children. Regarding the naked photos of young boys, Carlock explained, "That's how they live." Three of the boys seen in the photos told investigators they woke up to find Carlock fondling and caressing them. On his web site, Carlock (who has worked with his wife, a fellow clown) describes himself as a Christian clown who performs at parties, picnics, vacation Bible school, children's church. Carlock told investigators that he previously traveled to the House of Joy in 2004 and visited a Mexican orphanage in 2002. He also reported being an ordained minister who has been involved in pastoral ministry, Christian education and camping, and evangelism since 1967. In one Internet posting on a missionary outreach site, Carlock sought to volunteer at an overseas orphanage "doing any tasks that I am capable of doing. Wife cannot come due to work." (11 pages)

Dr. Phil · 10-10-2007, 05:10 PM

"That's how they live."

LOL!

Ol' Couch Ass · 10-10-2007, 05:11 PM

Great excuse.

Dr. Phil · 10-10-2007, 05:14 PM

http://www.webdesignskolan.com/photo...lder/clown.jpg

waltermcphilp · 10-10-2007, 05:16 PM

so what was going on in that other thread, Dr. Phil? it got shut down faster than a meth lab in front of a police station.

Mo · 10-10-2007, 05:16 PM

They should cut his fucking balls of - that would wipe his creepy laugh off his face.

Dr. Phil · 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waltermcphilp

so what was going on in that other thread, Dr. Phil? it got shut down faster than a meth lab in front of a police station.

It looks like Olivier deleted it.

Ass Clown · 10-10-2007, 05:36 PM

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u...photos/lol.gif

reprise85 · 10-10-2007, 08:49 PM

ugh, what a horrible person. i say cut his dick and balls off, then each finger, then each toe. Maybe his ears. Then let him bleed to death.

Dr. Phil · 10-11-2007, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

ugh, what a horrible person. i say cut his dick and balls off, then each finger, then each toe. Maybe his ears. Then let him bleed to death.

Brutal

10-10-2007, 05:04 PM	#1
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	Attn: Warsaw (and other clown lovers) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...071clown1.html (see the link for a nice creepy video) Christian Clown In Perv Bust Illinois man had porn cache from trip to Philippines orphanage OCTOBER 10--An Illinois man who worked as a "Christian clown" named Klutzo was arrested yesterday on child pornography charges for allegedly taking naked photographs of young boys at a Philippines orphanage. According to a federal criminal complaint, Amon Paul Carlock took the illicit photos during a "clowning" trip to the House of Joy orphanage earlier this year. The photos were discovered by agents who examined Carlock's camera and laptop during a routine baggage inspection at the San Francisco airport, according to the complaint, an excerpt of which you'll find below. When agents confronted him about the images, Carlock (seen in a creepy promotional video at right) denied possessing child pornography and having sexual contact with children. Regarding the naked photos of young boys, Carlock explained, "That's how they live." Three of the boys seen in the photos told investigators they woke up to find Carlock fondling and caressing them. On his web site, Carlock (who has worked with his wife, a fellow clown) describes himself as a Christian clown who performs at parties, picnics, vacation Bible school, children's church. Carlock told investigators that he previously traveled to the House of Joy in 2004 and visited a Mexican orphanage in 2002. He also reported being an ordained minister who has been involved in pastoral ministry, Christian education and camping, and evangelism since 1967. In one Internet posting on a missionary outreach site, Carlock sought to volunteer at an overseas orphanage "doing any tasks that I am capable of doing. Wife cannot come due to work." (11 pages)

10-10-2007, 05:10 PM	#2
Dr. Phil Banned Posts: 631	"That's how they live." LOL!

10-10-2007, 05:11 PM	#3
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	Great excuse.

10-10-2007, 05:14 PM	#4
Dr. Phil Banned Posts: 631	http://www.webdesignskolan.com/photo...lder/clown.jpg

10-10-2007, 05:16 PM	#5
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,142	so what was going on in that other thread, Dr. Phil? it got shut down faster than a meth lab in front of a police station.

10-10-2007, 05:16 PM	#6
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,988	They should cut his fucking balls of - that would wipe his creepy laugh off his face.

10-10-2007, 05:36 PM	#8
Ass Clown Pledge Location: UNDER THE BIG TOP! Posts: 211	http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u...photos/lol.gif

10-10-2007, 08:49 PM	#9
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	ugh, what a horrible person. i say cut his dick and balls off, then each finger, then each toe. Maybe his ears. Then let him bleed to death.