what is it with spring and love?

YeehaJamesIha · 04-10-2003, 04:22 AM

Seriously, why do people fall in love in the spring? It's like I can smell the love in the air! I know I am completely batshit gaga over someone right now, how about you?

Junebug · 04-10-2003, 04:31 AM

seriously dude. I just keep thinking "what the crap is going on". it makes no sense. It's like in Bambi when all his friends went off with their female counterparts. ugh.

Donkey · 04-10-2003, 04:34 AM

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Originally posted by YeehaJamesIha
Seriously, why do people fall in love in the spring? It's like I can smell the love in the air! I know I am completely batshit gaga over someone right now, how about you?

cause thats when the titties come out of hibernation. the glory of spring! damn straight.

Ugly · 04-10-2003, 05:57 AM

Act one. In a skyscraper, a man in a business suit delivers the state of financial affairs for his company. Someone in the room coughs. His presentation is not very well-received, and he is promptly carted off by security at the nod of a cigar-smoking business leader, who closes the blinds and addresses his eight underlings.

Manager: Okay, people. We need to cook up a new holiday for the spring. Something with, eh, gifts, cards, assorted gougeables.
Woman: How about something religious? We had great penetration last spring with "Christmas II"!
Man: Ooh, I know, Spendover, like Passover but less talk, more presents!

The businesspeople around the table break into serious discussion, until the cigar-smoking man breaks them up. He decides the holiday needs to be something warm and fuzzy, like "Love Day," only not so lame.

Cut to The Simpsons in their TV room celebrating Love Day.

Marge: Happy Love Day everyone!
Lisa: Come on Mom, the stores just invented this holiday because they wanted to make money.
Homer: Lisa don't you ruin another love day!

Homer opens his gift on the coffee table. It's a talking toy bear with an annoyingly sweet mechanical voice, dressed in a knight's clothing.

Bear: I'm Sir Loves-A-Lot! The bear who loves to love.
Homer: They didn't have Lord Huggington?
Marge: It's the same basic bear, Homey.
Homer: [dejected] I guess.

Homer turns the bear on the table around, facing away from him. He then turns away from it. Bart unwraps his gift; it's a pumpkin with big red lips attached -- a "Kisses Make Me Boogie-o-Lantern". He tosses it into the trash.

simply-smashing · 04-10-2003, 06:23 AM

spring fuckin fever, santa cruz is unreal spring quarter.

don't know anything about love tho, all this extra skin doesn't seem to be pure in nature

Blue*Carbonite · 04-10-2003, 06:30 AM

all i smell are stale cigarettes and the half-congealed bowl of stuff that used to be cereal sitting in the far corner of my desk

i'm afraid to touch it

cap'n jazz · 04-10-2003, 06:33 AM

it's fucking cold

simply-smashing · 04-10-2003, 06:49 AM

yah word to both, next cigarette's gonna be inside

mirrar · 04-10-2003, 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by Junebug
seriously dude. I just keep thinking "what the crap is going on". it makes no sense. It's like in Bambi when all his friends went off with their female counterparts. ugh.

awww it's cute though!

guz · 04-10-2003, 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by Donkey

cause thats when the titties come out of hibernation. the glory of spring! damn straight.

pretty much. that, and spring break....and class being in session = meeting more people. everyone's spirits are on the rise when the weather comes around.

04-10-2003, 04:22 AM	#1
YeehaJamesIha Ownz Location: Miami Posts: 926	what is it with spring and love? Seriously, why do people fall in love in the spring? It's like I can smell the love in the air! I know I am completely batshit gaga over someone right now, how about you?

04-10-2003, 05:57 AM	#4
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	my view of love and springtime Act one. In a skyscraper, a man in a business suit delivers the state of financial affairs for his company. Someone in the room coughs. His presentation is not very well-received, and he is promptly carted off by security at the nod of a cigar-smoking business leader, who closes the blinds and addresses his eight underlings. Manager: Okay, people. We need to cook up a new holiday for the spring. Something with, eh, gifts, cards, assorted gougeables. Woman: How about something religious? We had great penetration last spring with "Christmas II"! Man: Ooh, I know, Spendover, like Passover but less talk, more presents! The businesspeople around the table break into serious discussion, until the cigar-smoking man breaks them up. He decides the holiday needs to be something warm and fuzzy, like "Love Day," only not so lame. Cut to The Simpsons in their TV room celebrating Love Day. Marge: Happy Love Day everyone! Lisa: Come on Mom, the stores just invented this holiday because they wanted to make money. Homer: Lisa don't you ruin another love day! Homer opens his gift on the coffee table. It's a talking toy bear with an annoyingly sweet mechanical voice, dressed in a knight's clothing. Bear: I'm Sir Loves-A-Lot! The bear who loves to love. Homer: They didn't have Lord Huggington? Marge: It's the same basic bear, Homey. Homer: [dejected] I guess. Homer turns the bear on the table around, facing away from him. He then turns away from it. Bart unwraps his gift; it's a pumpkin with big red lips attached -- a "Kisses Make Me Boogie-o-Lantern". He tosses it into the trash. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

04-10-2003, 06:23 AM	#5
simply-smashing Oblivious Virgin Location: Bay Area California Posts: 25	yah. spring fuckin fever, santa cruz is unreal spring quarter. don't know anything about love tho, all this extra skin doesn't seem to be pure in nature

04-10-2003, 04:31 AM	#2
Junebug Minion of Satan Posts: 7,072	seriously dude. I just keep thinking "what the crap is going on". it makes no sense. It's like in Bambi when all his friends went off with their female counterparts. ugh.

04-10-2003, 06:30 AM	#6
Blue*Carbonite Apocalyptic Poster Location: stand up and tell em you're from pittsburgh Posts: 3,868	all i smell are stale cigarettes and the half-congealed bowl of stuff that used to be cereal sitting in the far corner of my desk i'm afraid to touch it

04-10-2003, 06:33 AM	#7
cap'n jazz Socialphobic Location: FUCKING HELL Posts: 11,689	it's fucking cold

04-10-2003, 06:49 AM	#8
simply-smashing Oblivious Virgin Location: Bay Area California Posts: 25	yah word to both, next cigarette's gonna be inside