Netphoria Message Board


Go Back   Netphoria Message Board > Archives > General Chat Archive
Register Netphoria's Amazon.com Link Members List

 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-09-2003, 01:42 PM   #1
jczeroman
Socialphobic
 
jczeroman's Avatar
 
Location: In my house.
Posts: 14,465
Default in the year of ____ (post count), ____ happened

We're gonan try this one out. Take your post count as a numerical year (BC or AD) and tell what happened, or will happen. We'll have to see how well this works.

 
jczeroman is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 01:44 PM   #2
jczeroman
Socialphobic
 
jczeroman's Avatar
 
Location: In my house.
Posts: 14,465
Default

1391 -- playing cards are "invented" in europe

 
jczeroman is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 01:51 PM   #3
strange_one
No Chance
 
strange_one's Avatar
 
Location: Here
Posts: 13,788
Default

11482....my great x 134 grandson makes his first netphorian post, and he posts gore

 
strange_one is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 01:58 PM   #4
jczeroman
Socialphobic
 
jczeroman's Avatar
 
Location: In my house.
Posts: 14,465
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by strange_one
he posts gore

 
jczeroman is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 02:05 PM   #5
Toby
Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
Toby's Avatar
 
Location: the mtns
Posts: 43,034
Default In the year 2262

New Year's Masquerade.

Free Mars Terrorist tries to assassinate Victoria.

Annie breaks her ankle after Vir's out of control costume has him steal her hula hoop at the Masquerade.

Dalir and Fellmar meet.

Organizers of Interplanetary Poker Tournament relocate due to continuing threats of violence on Mars.

Dalir meets with Vir in order to get an appointment with Londo.

The entire acting world was stunned today when, noted thespian and humanitarian, Jonathan Briggs died of natural causes at his home in Orono, Maine late last night.

Retired Admiral Esteban Santiago starts to mentor Lieutenant Victoria Carruthers, deciding she needs a bit of help to get her moving on the command track.

Julie Musante tries to seduce Captain Sheridan and fails.

Interplanetary Poker Tournament starts on Babylon 5.

Donavich and Julie have their interview/dinner. Julie tries to seduce the journalist, but fails.

After Tori is hurt at the New Years Party, she and Kevin clear the air about Free Mars (Tori was never a member) as well as a few other things that have been worrying them.

* OOC: Jereth arrives on station.

Victoria gets advice on how to get a promotion from Retired Admiral Esteban Santiago.



February
G'Tal opens an electronics repair shop in Brown 1.

At Donavich's suggestion, Fresca's studio is turned into a paintball battleground for a little while. Innocent victims *******d Jake Bailey and Krystal Bannerji.

Interplanetary Poker Tournament ends. Jurgen Yarokovich came out first, followed by Londo and Dean.

* OOC: Donovan Jeremiah Desmond, a Starfury pilot, arrives on Babylon 5.

Jacob Donavich from ISN interviews Jurgen, the winner of the poker tournament.

* OOC: Demetrio Scortino arrives on the station.

The Drazi population seems to be divided into two groups that are fighting each other at every opportunity. The situation is eventually resolved by Commander Ivanova.

Jennifer Sanborn becomes an official, full fledged doctor.

Tori is looking for extra flight time.



March
A tourist merchandise store is open on the station.

Julie tries to convince Ross to join NightWatch, but fails.

A fight breaks out in the Zocalo, leading to a few minor injuries. It was stopped by the combined efforts of Jereth, Ruscal, and Victoria.

The station intercepts a distress call from an Earth freighter, but the pilots sent out to investigate are too late - the unidentified attackers are gone and the freighter crew is dead.

A mysterious group of humans calling themselves Technomages has arrived on the station.

Jereth lets Victoria and Donavich know that he's considering leaving Earthforce.

The Drazi are no longer doing the Purple/Green thing.

Donovan and Victoria practice flying in the sims, and the tech running the sim has them face off against a giant pacman, since he's in the mood for a practical joke.

Brendan tests out Tori's flying abilities and she does pass, though there are definitely areas for improvement.

Some poor drunk fellows decide to pick on Tori. She's out of uniform so they don't know she's in EarthForce. Ruscal and Jereth jump in to help her out. When all is said and done, Tori ends up in MedLab, and Brendan stops by to visit, offering her some sound advice.

Tori is still in medlab, injured. She gets a couple of visitors, and signs up for Bren's lectures on alien ships. She and Kevin decide to take a vacation, soon's they can manage it.

Ruscal arrives on station and receives a dressing down for carrying his ppg without permission.

Londo files a complaint about the souvenir store selling attributeless dolls of him.

Ambassador Kosh makes a showy arrival - though who knows where he's been off station.

Fresca begins to think she's being haunted by a ghost or a stalker.

Vir meets Llewen in Customs and Llewen informs Vir why he is on board.


April
Llewen and Varra discuss Varra's learnings on her walks and all Llewen wants to do is leave B5.

Londo makes Vir find the Technomages to set up a meeting, The Cortez makes a docking appearance at Babylon 5, sending the station into all sorts of havoc.

Jennifer breaks up with KC.

The Cortex departs for its mission out on the Rim but is soon in danger as an explosion occurs on board. B5's pilots go out on a rescue mission.

Fresca is placed in a safe house by Security to protect her from her stalker, Vir goes hunting for the Technomages as per Londo's request.

After Patrick asks Jennifer to join him on a trip to Earth, and she agrees.



May
Londo and G'Kar are verbally trading insults. Vir has passed Londo's request for a meeting to Llewen the Technomage, and Llewen agrees to meet Londo.

Vir meets Desirae and gives her a job running errands for him, just to give her something to do.

Varra tells Brendan that she's planning to head out to the Rim, though he doesn't realize that she's going with all the rest of the technomages.



June
Jennifer talks to Brendan about the late KC Lordan and her reaction to his death. It turns out that Lordan left Jen something in his will, but she doesn't know what, as yet.

Vir meets Gillant.



July
Ross meets a musically inclined technomage - not that he knows it - and he runs the risk of Varra's wrath when she leaves her harp behind and he tries to open it up to see what makes it tick.

Donovich is still in a coma, Fresca is in a wheelchair, after their altercation with the "ghost" who was stalking Fresca. Delenn and Fresca meet in the library and discuss clones, vampires, Narns and Centauri, as well as art.

The Narn Freighter Gan'dor is attacked by Raiders and comes through the jump gate out of control, right in the midst of a training exercise involving Delta squadron and Lieutenant Victoria Carruthers. The squad manages to grapple the freighter and bring it in safely.

Sheridan and Catarine chat and discover that they each dislike Bester.

Sheridan invites Delenn to dinner.

Sheridan and Delenn have their first public meal.

Vir runs into Ross in the Bookstore, but their casual conversation is interrupted by a confused Rahne. Delenn tries to help the confusion when she comes across it, but it's not until Londo arrives that things get sorted out and the mayhem about the terran goddess named Shirley and her Temples is sorted out.

Delenn meets Brendan.

Londo asks Llewen (the technomage) for his blessing and receives it, though it's coupled with warnings of disaster.

Mariah offers tours of the Copernicus to anyone who is interested.

Delenn and Jennifer meet. The technomages have not yet departed. Council meeting. The LNAW, lead by the Brakiri ambassador, are just about rioting over the monster killing people down below. The aliens want Mariah killed or removed from the station in hopes of ending the killing by the soldier of darkness from the past. Sheridan refuses, and in the end, nothing is decided other than to search for evidence and for security to try to catch the monster.



August
Mariah Desmond, in cryogenic stasis for 100 years, is revived aboard the station, although her husband did not survive the process. A string of mysterious murders begins soon after.

The Technomages leave the station.

Brendan attempts to explain baseball to Delenn and Vir with limited success.

Delenn and Mariah force Sheridan and Franklin to take a much needed break by having dinner at the Fresh Aire.

Delenn invites Sheridan to dinner in her quarters.

Rumors of a monster on the loose begin to spread from Down Below. The monster's appearance is soon linked to Mariah's arrival.

Brendan gets Sheridan's permission to try and convince the EarthForce brass to have some Thunderbolts assigned to the station.

B5's command staff meets to discuss ways to deal with the monster plaguing Down Below.

G'Kar identifies the monster as a 'Soldier of Darkness,' an idea shared by several of the League Ambassadors.

Guided by Mariah, Victoria leads a security force in Down Below with the intention of killing the monster. In the ensuing firefight, one security officer is killed, and a few others including Mariah and Victoria are injured. G'Myk and Ross stumble onto the scene, helping to attack the monster, which is apparently killed and vanishes in on itself.



September
Mariah leaves the station for Earth, hoping to settle in with her descendants.

Vir hires a Narn, G'Myk, to be his personal bodyguard.

Taro Isogi arrives on the station to conduct some sort of negotiations with the Mars Provisional Government. Julie Musante unsuccessfully tries to get Sheridan to spy on the meeting.

Raider activity seems to increase.



October
Still working as Vir's bodyguard, G'Myk eventually befriends the Centauri attache.



November
Shortly after the Hallowe'en festival, Jennifer discovers a small blue furry creature in some chocolate, and Jean-Claude finds one soon after. The "fuzzles," as they are called, eventually begin multiplying and are adopted by more of Babylon 5's residents, including Delenn.

Brendan receives a communiqué from Admiral Dupont, who encourages him to keep researching and pushing the issue if he wants to see Thunderbolts assigned to B5.

Londo forces Vir to fire G'Myk, although the Narn and the Centauri attaché remain friends. Based on a recommendation from Vir, G'Myk is soon hired by Delenn.

G'Myk and Jennifer agree to help each other learn Minbari Adronato; G'Myk is learning the dialect as part of his new job, while Jennifer learns the language for personal reasons. The Narn also starts to grow attached to the Human doctor, a point of some confusion at least for him.

Fallon, the new arrival to B5's fighter squadrons, makes his initial report to Brendan.

G'Myk is prevented from attending his first Council Meeting as Delenn's bodyguard after an unfortunate experiment with popcorn and Swedish Meatballs.

B5's Advisory Council begins investigating the possibility of a security leak from the Council to the Raider attacks, which are growing in frequency.

Delenn convinces Kevin to rejoin the Rangers as a messenger or doctor, rather than a soldier.

Taro Isogi proposes to Amanda Carter that FutureCorp set up a number of trade agreements between the various alien races and Mars separate from EarthGov and the Consortium. If successful, the independent trade agreements would be a major step towards Martian independence.

Fresca begins attempting to part the red tape and stage an art show in the Zocalo.

 
Toby is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 04:30 PM   #6
dusty
Minion of Satan
 
dusty's Avatar
 
Location: holding on.
Posts: 5,932
Talking i did BC.

2826 BC:

The Cenozoic Era had lots of mammals, of course, and human remains in plenty (including Africa at last); it ended at 1 million atomic years = 2826 B.C., with Job's test, marked by vulcanism and rifting, tsunamis, ice-ages and people taking to caves.

 
dusty is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 04:32 PM   #7
bonsor
Minion of Satan
 
bonsor's Avatar
 
Location: midwest
Posts: 8,771
Default

18 thousand something AD: everyone is dead.

 
bonsor is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 04:38 PM   #8
Mooney
Socialphobic
 
Mooney's Avatar
 
Location: halifax
Posts: 14,821
Arrow

2006: the year i would have graduated from uiversity, but won't for another couple years. canada has an innuit prime minister who doesn't speak english. or french.
__________________

 
Mooney is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 04:41 PM   #9
dusty
Minion of Satan
 
dusty's Avatar
 
Location: holding on.
Posts: 5,932
Red face

Quote:
Originally posted by Mooney
canada has an innuit prime minister who doesn't speak english. or french.

 
dusty is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 04:47 PM   #10
ammy
yer mom
 
ammy's Avatar
 
Posts: 23,180
Default

:erm

world is gone. no human history to report.

 
ammy is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 04:58 PM   #11
THRILLHO
Apocalyptic Poster
 
THRILLHO's Avatar
 
Location: vancouver
Posts: 2,092
Default

the year 9683: things continue the same way they are today. earth has 512 trillion people on it, 100 million people die of AIDS ever hour and america celebrates 9407 years of independence and still being the most industrialized country by bringing out the 8432nd james bond movie featuring an iraqi bond girl.

 
THRILLHO is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 04:59 PM   #12
Mayfuck
Banned
 
Location: i'm from japan also hollywood
Posts: 57,812
Red face

http://members.rogers.com/alberts/cob2000.JPG

In the year two thouuusaaaand...

 
Mayfuck is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 05:03 PM   #13
Mooney
Socialphobic
 
Mooney's Avatar
 
Location: halifax
Posts: 14,821
Thumbs down

Quote:
Originally posted by Mayfuck

In the year two thouuusaaaand...
that was the dumbest segment ever!

 
Mooney is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 05:04 PM   #14
Mooney
Socialphobic
 
Mooney's Avatar
 
Location: halifax
Posts: 14,821
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by dusty
innuit, as in eskimo, or aboriginal of the north. or was that not what you were questioning? i'm an idiot.

 
Mooney is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 05:14 PM   #15
guz
El Gringo Mexicano
 
guz's Avatar
 
Location: I'd rather just have dome anyway
Posts: 8,599
Arrow

A systematic persecution of Christians begins in Rome under Emperor Marcus Aurelius in 177. Many Christians worship secretly in underground catacombs.

 
guz is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 05:15 PM   #16
Nimrod's Son
Master of Karate and Friendship
 
Nimrod's Son's Avatar
 
Location: in your butt
Posts: 72,943
Default

The year was 372. The Pope was St. Damasus I, and it was 339 years after the ressurection of Our Lord Jesus Christ. I also believe this was around the last time the Red Sox won a World Series.

Last edited by Nimrod's Son : 04-09-2003 at 05:28 PM.

 
Nimrod's Son is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 05:22 PM   #17
guz
El Gringo Mexicano
 
guz's Avatar
 
Location: I'd rather just have dome anyway
Posts: 8,599
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by THRILLHO
america celebrates 9407 years of independence and still being the most industrialized country by bringing out the 8432nd james bond movie featuring an iraqi bond girl.
http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/...uble0smile.gif

 
guz is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 05:25 PM   #18
cap'n jazz
Socialphobic
 
cap'n jazz's Avatar
 
Location: FUCKING HELL
Posts: 11,689
Talking

ahahahaha you win!

 
cap'n jazz is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 05:25 PM   #19
MonteLDS
*sigh*
 
MonteLDS's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,850
Default in 1772 AD

Samuel Adams,
The Rights of the Colonists
The Report of the Committee of Correspondence
to the Boston Town Meeting, Nov. 20, 1772

http://history.hanover.edu/texts/adamss.html

 
MonteLDS is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 05:26 PM   #20
Mayfuck
Banned
 
Location: i'm from japan also hollywood
Posts: 57,812
Default

25,571 AD: Through some kind of miracle, I am still posting here.

 
Mayfuck is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 05:27 PM   #21
cap'n jazz
Socialphobic
 
cap'n jazz's Avatar
 
Location: FUCKING HELL
Posts: 11,689
Default

IN 1258 OR WHUTEVAH, SNOOP DOGG HADNT BEEN INVENTED. FUCK THAT.

 
cap'n jazz is offline
Old 04-09-2003, 06:45 PM   #22
jczeroman
Socialphobic
 
jczeroman's Avatar
 
Location: In my house.
Posts: 14,465
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by Mayfuck
http://members.rogers.com/alberts/cob2000.JPG

In the year two thouuusaaaand...

 
jczeroman is offline
 



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is On
Google


Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:47 AM.




Smashing Pumpkins, Alternative Music
& General Discussion Message Board and Forums
www.netphoria.org - Copyright © 1998-2020