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Demi-God
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prom is lame. I know. Let's push that all to the side for the moment though
what's a romantic way to ask a girl to marry me...uhhh i mean go to prom. i could care less about prom, i just want to see her look gorgeous in her dress ![]() |
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Out fart the hottie!
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Shoot. This one has me stumped. What is the best way to get a girl to make a porn for you? I think you should negotiate a good contract but don't overpay her. Work with her agent and not her directly.
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Minion of Satan
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first and foremost find out if she's easy
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Master of Karate and Friendship
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Roofies.
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Apocalyptic Poster
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Minion of Satan
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Woman love to be called, "You" and "Baby." And the height of flattery would be to whistle at her as she walks by, perhaps mentioning what you'd like to do to her to a nearby friend.
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Master of Karate and Friendship
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Unzip your fly and let your schlong hang out. Wrap a corsage around it and offer it to her.
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Demi-God
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i think i post here just to see what smartass remarks there are
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Banned
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Hey, do you want to go to prom with me.....
Then break out the Quote:
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chicks dig elephants
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Demi-God
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Braindead
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