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Old 04-08-2003, 08:20 PM   #1
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Cool Romantic ways to ask a girl to prom

prom is lame. I know. Let's push that all to the side for the moment though

what's a romantic way to ask a girl to marry me...uhhh i mean go to prom.


i could care less about prom, i just want to see her look gorgeous in her dress

 
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Old 04-08-2003, 09:03 PM   #2
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Shoot. This one has me stumped. What is the best way to get a girl to make a porn for you? I think you should negotiate a good contract but don't overpay her. Work with her agent and not her directly.

 
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Old 04-08-2003, 09:08 PM   #3
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first and foremost find out if she's easy

 
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Old 04-08-2003, 09:08 PM   #4
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Roofies.

 
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Old 04-08-2003, 09:10 PM   #5
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Shoot. This one has me stumped. What is the best way to get a girl to make a porn for you? I think you should negotiate a good contract but don't overpay her. Work with her agent and not her directly.
You never fail to deliver, good sir.


 
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Old 04-08-2003, 09:33 PM   #6
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Woman love to be called, "You" and "Baby." And the height of flattery would be to whistle at her as she walks by, perhaps mentioning what you'd like to do to her to a nearby friend.
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Old 04-08-2003, 09:43 PM   #7
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Unzip your fly and let your schlong hang out. Wrap a corsage around it and offer it to her.

 
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Old 04-08-2003, 11:43 PM   #8
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i think i post here just to see what smartass remarks there are

 
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Old 04-08-2003, 11:54 PM   #9
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Hey, do you want to go to prom with me.....

Then break out the
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Old 04-09-2003, 12:02 AM   #10
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Unzip your fly and let your schlong hang out. Wrap a corsage around it and offer it to her.
if you turn your pockets inside out at the same time you could pretend it's a white eared elephant

chicks dig elephants
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Old 04-09-2003, 12:23 AM   #11
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Old 04-09-2003, 12:26 AM   #12
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if you turn your pockets inside out at the same time you could pretend it's a white eared elephant

chicks dig elephants
AHAHAHAH

 
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