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cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
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i'm single again. yay. whoop-dee-fucking-doo. c'mon everybody, cheer me on.
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Minion of Satan
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NETPHORIA IS A HAPPY PLACE, HAPPY PLACE, HAPPY PLACE.
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Braindead
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At least you had someone.
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Minion of Satan
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now you are single and you don't have to hold yourself back. you can hand out your phone number like candy on holloween! you can flirt, you can dance with anyone you want! you are free!
besides, were you going to marry this person? were they rich?perfect? or was it just someone to hold you over for the time being?. there are plenty of fish in the sea, and now you have a goal. to make yourself as hot and attractive as ever, find this person in a few months, and show them what they're missing. *passes the pipe to you* |
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Minion of Satan
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what's so wrong with being single?
why is everyone so dependent on relationships?! |
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HI ASL WANT 2 FUKK?
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Minion of Satan
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But I guess being single isn't a bad thing, I just can't handle loneliness... oh shit, I'm sorry, I'm not being helpful. I'm sorry. Let's just say that at this period in my life, there are some things (or people) I would vaguely like to try, and it won't happen because I"m attached. You're young, don't tie yourself down! |
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Fuck
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Relationships are strange sometimes.
I'm sorry. |
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