Spinoff: Your strangest first date

[I'm Hardcore]

i think i just suck at dating

[shannon]

watch that show the pick up artist or something

[KrazeeStacee]

Originally Posted by shannon

this kid came and picked me up in a full length leather jacket made of patchy material to see "in the bedroom"

it was creepy and i didn't go out with him again

This reminded me of my strange date! Woah, I must've forced it out of my memory...

He was a friend of my friend's and I talked to him a lot on the internet. I knew he was a goth kid, I kinda was at the time too - at least the look of me. We decided to go out for a movie...The Faculty (lol)

So he says he'll meet me at the train stop - for some reason he rode all the way from the sw side to meet me on the nw side, then ride back down to the south side to go to the movies at this mall called Ford City. Well I wait at the train stop for over an hour and come to find he'd been waiting for me at the other end for an hour. I finally meet up with him and he's wearing a long black trench coat with all sorts of weird things pinned to it, signs and lyrics written on it. The usual goth stuff, but he had a knife stuck through it and handcuffs too...me being the dumb teenager I was, I went with him anyway.

We finally get to the theater and walk around for a while before the movie starts, he walks with his hand in my back pocket The mall is mostly all black people - so needless to say we got a LOT of strange looks and people were talking about us left and right. The movie starts, and almost immediately he starts making out with me, I try pushing him away making it obvious I wanted to watch some of the movie - kissing turns to biting and he's pretty much biting the shit out of me. I stop him finally and sit with my hands in my lap the rest of the movie. We leave, and in the empty parking lot he handcuffs me to him. He finally let me go once we got to the train station but he ended up taking the train with me all the way back up north so I didn't get "attacked by weirdos"...obviously oblivious to the fact that HE was the weirdo. I was never so humiliated, well probably but it was ridiculous. Riding the train with everyone staring at me handcuffed to him was the last straw, I didn't say goodbye, I just ran and ran until I got home and never spoke to him again.

Still, no gorilla suit.

[silent_brian13]

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

man my problem is getting the girl to sleep with me on the first date.

how do you do it, silent_brian13?

i didn't plan it.
we just got drunk.

alcohol is the cause and solution to many problems.

[bardy]

I never have first dates becuase I am a loser

[sickbadthing]

Originally Posted by bardy

I never have first dates becuase I am a loser

How did you meet your boyfriend then?

[bardy]

work related function, then we started hanging out.

[yo soy el mejor]

ive had one first date. we went to a place called dicks.. it was right next to hooters. i had salad and he had pasta. then we went a bar and i saw some buds there. i drank too much and we kissed lol. he knew i lived in rockwall so he drove towards rockwall. once we were in rockwall he tried to wake me up to ask me where i lived but i wouldnt wake up. so then he pulled into a 24 hour fitness.. lol.. parking lot and went to sleep.

then cops showed up and made him get out. he said he couldnt get me up and they asked if they needed an ambulance. so they woke me up finally and gave me a sobriety test which i failed.. he also failed even though he had two beers. they said his breath stunk of alcohol. he blamed it on kissing me. so we both end up spending the night in jail.. next morning we walked 4 miles back to his car. i thought he would hate me but we both thOUGHT it was super funny. it was hot as hell, too!!!!!!!!!!

[Lucy Sky Diamonds]

Some of you guys date some real weird freaks.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by shannon

the thought of sleeping with someone on the first date is disgusting

[mv2007]

Originally Posted by shannon

it's just gross to think of someone else's junk touching my junk with no clue of that individual's previous endeavors

Word of advice: avoid Dewey Beach in the summer.