server depreciation post~!

[strange_one]

yowzas!

[Debaser]

could somebody explain to me, a non-expert in computers, why this shit happens?

[cap'n jazz]

correctamundo.

[Orchestra]

Originally posted by cap'n jazz
correctamundo.

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[jczeroman]

Why don't we have a petition to hit/kick the server?

[MonteLDS]

Originally posted by Debaser
could somebody explain to me, a non-expert in computers, why this shit happens?

i guess i can't answer u

but to put it simple terms

the server isn't strong enough to take care of all the people that are on it.

[meow]

Originally posted by MonteLDS



the server isn't strong enough to take care of all the people that are on it.

THANK YOU DR COMPUTER

[Debaser]

Originally posted by MonteLDS
the server isn't strong enough to take care of all the people that are on it.

so it just needs to join a health club? lift weights? eat right foods?

[MonteLDS]

Originally posted by meow

THANK YOU DR COMPUTER]

no problem

[MonteLDS]

Originally posted by Debaser


so it just needs to join a health club? lift weights? eat right foods?

it needs more CPU power and possibly more RAM. i think we don't currently have a dual xeon machine for this board. but with the ammount of people who are on it we might need it, along with possibly more bandwidth. I have been getting 404 errors (this page can not be displayed) recently.

also i think we have IDE HD instead of scsi.

[INFECTED]

que server horrivel

[Debaser]

Originally posted by MonteLDS


it needs more CPU power and possibly more RAM. i think we don't currently have a dual xeon machine for this board. but with the ammount of people who are on it we might need it, along with possibly more bandwidth. I have been getting 404 errors (this page can not be displayed) recently.

also i think we have IDE HD instead of scsi.

Originally posted by meow


THANK YOU DR COMPUTER

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by MonteLDS


it needs more CPU power and possibly more RAM. i think we don't currently have a dual xeon machine for this board. but with the ammount of people who are on it we might need it, along with possibly more bandwidth.

Or, it could be the board software. Or the version of PHP. Or the SQL database could be totally hosed. Or perhaps gremlins are pissing in the machine. You really don't know.

Originally posted by MonteLDS

also i think we have IDE HD instead of scsi.

Why don't you just say "we need a black server case instead of a beige one." IDE has come a long way, and you show your ignorance of that fact by not specifying what kinds of drives you would recommend. There are numerous classifications of IDE. Along with the ability to make IDE RAIDs (redundant and dependable, but no speed increase) IDEs are much faster than ever before, with ATA 133, 8 MB buffering, 7200 RPM, etc. Your newer IDE drives, properly implemented, will blow away a SCSI drive of a couple of years ago.

You really should know what you're talking about for playing buzzword bingo on the board.

[Toby]

http://nhd.usgs.gov/images/server_busy.jpg
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[neopryn]

*depreciates*

[skippy]

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

Or, it could be the board software. Or the version of PHP. Or the SQL database could be totally hosed. Or perhaps gremlins are pissing in the machine. You really don't know.

Why don't you just say "we need a black server case instead of a beige one." IDE has come a long way, and you show your ignorance of that fact by not specifying what kinds of drives you would recommend. There are numerous classifications of IDE. Along with the ability to make IDE RAIDs (redundant and dependable, but no speed increase) IDEs are much faster than ever before, with ATA 133, 8 MB buffering, 7200 RPM, etc. Your newer IDE drives, properly implemented, will blow away a SCSI drive of a couple of years ago.

You really should know what you're talking about for playing buzzword bingo on the board.

Goddamn son. You really pwned ol' Monte boy.