my girlfriend just broke up with me - Page 2

redbull · 08-22-2007, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D.

i could have sworn this thread was already made, only by redbull.

i'm losing my mind in my old age.

seriously, thread is old newz

redbull i got dumped 3 weeks ago it sucked

redbull · 08-22-2007, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by waltermcphilp

use your new freedom to bang all her hot friends and if there is time, bang the not so hot ones.

this is my current plan

Luke de Spa · 08-22-2007, 03:37 AM

well now you can go find some punk rock chick who loves your music and shares your crazy anti-establishment beliefs...someone just like you, who could come into your life and you would be even MORE perfect together.

Luke de Spa · 08-22-2007, 03:38 AM

...someone who buys into the punk mindset (fuck everything, fuck everyone, I'm going to do what I want).

D. · 08-22-2007, 03:39 AM

LDS ftw

null123 · 08-22-2007, 04:45 AM

I was hoping someone would come through with that.

Boycott Graceland · 08-22-2007, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by darcyismybass

Girls are fucking stupid.

you come to this conclusion because a member on this internet messageboard's girlfriend left him over reasons that none of us will ever know?

talk show host · 08-22-2007, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by duovamp

Was it the "We're going to college now and I want to be a little whore" deal, or the "I cheated on you and am a little whore" deal or the "I want to cheat on you because I'm a little whore" deal?

Fuck, it astounds me how universal some things are.....

monkeyfritters · 08-22-2007, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D.

i could have sworn this thread was already made, only by redbull.

i'm losing my mind in my old age.

it's the damn ipods scrambling your brain.

BumbleBeeMouth · 08-22-2007, 06:55 AM

Shouldnt have been an outstanding boyfriend, they get bored, you should have fucked her in the arse and dumped her in a parking lot.

But sorry guy.

dean_r_koontz · 08-22-2007, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

a man who lets a woman destroy his soul really isnt a man at all

shut up

dean_r_koontz · 08-22-2007, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BumbleBeeMouth

Shouldnt have been an outstanding boyfriend, they get bored, you should have fucked her in the arse and dumped her in a parking lot.

But sorry guy.

well said. why can't all posters be more like you and less like i'm hardcore.

mpp · 08-22-2007, 08:07 AM

for a lot of chicks, unless they're in love, if a guy treats them very well and there's no turmoil, they just end up not caring anymore

girlz are strange

Luke de Spa · 08-22-2007, 08:09 AM

at least most of the time if you punch them while they're breaking up with you they're still emotionally attached enough to change their mind

ella · 08-22-2007, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbull

this is my current plan

you're just trying to fill the void.

Sandra · 08-22-2007, 06:08 PM

1. what did you learn?

2. was it fun while it lasted?

redbreegull · 08-23-2007, 01:30 AM

I learned absolutely nothing, it was a perfect relationship with perfect communication and we always had fun. All I learned was that she is exactly the kind of girl I need.

It was closer to the "I'm going to college so I'm dumping you to be a little whore" option. That first one. She is going to Costa Rica for a few months at a time over the next year through the University of Long Island, and has decided she doesnt want to have any sort of life here at all, she wants to completely remake her entire existance. So whatever.

redbull · 08-23-2007, 01:33 AM

redbull
she's going to be in costa rica
you're going to be in virginia or wherever you live
as someone who just got out of a long distance relationship lasting a year
that shit sucks

darcyismybass · 08-23-2007, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boycott Graceland

you come to this conclusion because a member on this internet messageboard's girlfriend left him over reasons that none of us will ever know?

No, I come to this conclusion based upon my own experience...it seemed appropriate to the thread.

tear stained glass · 08-23-2007, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke de Spa

...someone who buys into the punk mindset (fuck everything, fuck everyone, I'm going to do what I want).

you left out the part about spending eight hours in line to get tickets for a show.

redbreegull · 08-23-2007, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by tear stained glass

you left out the part about spending eight hours in line to get tickets for a show.

How the fuck do you guys remember this shit?

redbreegull · 08-23-2007, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbull

redbull
she's going to be in costa rica
you're going to be in virginia or wherever you live
as someone who just got out of a long distance relationship lasting a year
that shit sucks

I don't care, I love her

tear stained glass · 08-23-2007, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

How the fuck do you guys remember this shit?

back in the day of netphoria.org/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi, users with 2000+ posts were given the title "no life." i think.

I'm Hardcore · 08-23-2007, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

shut up

so very clever

Nate the Grate · 08-23-2007, 09:52 AM

Dude, college is a time to grooooow. As someone who was in a relationship for four years, class couple yada yada yada, went to college, struggled with the relationship for a year, and broke up the next year...you'll be better off. College is a time where you mature, figure yourself out, and start your adult life. I know you'll miss your old girlfriend but it's for the best in the end. A couple years from now you'll know what I mean.

tear stained glass · 08-26-2007, 02:19 AM

bumped because dude's gonna off himself.

redbull · 08-26-2007, 02:20 AM

redbull - a special kid?

redbreegull · 08-26-2007, 03:08 AM

I thought aspecialkid died of natural causes

smurfing · 08-26-2007, 11:29 AM

nobody likes you when youre twenty threee

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08-22-2007, 03:37 AM	#33
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	well now you can go find some punk rock chick who loves your music and shares your crazy anti-establishment beliefs...someone just like you, who could come into your life and you would be even MORE perfect together.

08-22-2007, 03:38 AM	#34
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	...someone who buys into the punk mindset (fuck everything, fuck everyone, I'm going to do what I want).

08-22-2007, 03:39 AM	#35
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	LDS ftw

08-22-2007, 04:45 AM	#36
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,274	I was hoping someone would come through with that.

08-22-2007, 06:55 AM	#40
BumbleBeeMouth Apocalyptic Poster Location: assertive, tattooed and tough, dangerous, etc, Posts: 4,381	Shouldnt have been an outstanding boyfriend, they get bored, you should have fucked her in the arse and dumped her in a parking lot. But sorry guy.

08-22-2007, 08:07 AM	#43
mpp Minion of Satan Posts: 7,577	for a lot of chicks, unless they're in love, if a guy treats them very well and there's no turmoil, they just end up not caring anymore girlz are strange

08-22-2007, 08:09 AM	#44
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	at least most of the time if you punch them while they're breaking up with you they're still emotionally attached enough to change their mind

08-22-2007, 06:08 PM	#46
Sandra Demi-God Location: Providence, RI Posts: 255	1. what did you learn? 2. was it fun while it lasted?

08-23-2007, 01:30 AM	#47
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,021	I learned absolutely nothing, it was a perfect relationship with perfect communication and we always had fun. All I learned was that she is exactly the kind of girl I need. It was closer to the "I'm going to college so I'm dumping you to be a little whore" option. That first one. She is going to Costa Rica for a few months at a time over the next year through the University of Long Island, and has decided she doesnt want to have any sort of life here at all, she wants to completely remake her entire existance. So whatever.

08-23-2007, 01:33 AM	#48
redbull Immortal Location: like liutenant dan i'm rollin' Posts: 21,035	redbull she's going to be in costa rica you're going to be in virginia or wherever you live as someone who just got out of a long distance relationship lasting a year that shit sucks

08-23-2007, 09:52 AM	#55
Nate the Grate Minion of Satan Posts: 6,212	Dude, college is a time to grooooow. As someone who was in a relationship for four years, class couple yada yada yada, went to college, struggled with the relationship for a year, and broke up the next year...you'll be better off. College is a time where you mature, figure yourself out, and start your adult life. I know you'll miss your old girlfriend but it's for the best in the end. A couple years from now you'll know what I mean.

08-26-2007, 02:19 AM	#56
tear stained glass Minion of Satan Location: el lay Posts: 7,650	bumped because dude's gonna off himself.

08-26-2007, 02:20 AM	#57
redbull Immortal Location: like liutenant dan i'm rollin' Posts: 21,035	redbull - a special kid?

08-26-2007, 03:08 AM	#58
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,021	I thought aspecialkid died of natural causes

08-26-2007, 11:29 AM	#59
smurfing Apocalyptic Poster Location: quit netphor til nov 5, 2007. Posts: 4,360	nobody likes you when youre twenty threee