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Old 08-24-2007, 12:59 PM   #1
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Default Any of you dorks watch America's Got Talent?

I guess it was an older show but this was the only one I caught - while searching around I just realized that's the burlesque teacher at my belly dancing school! Probably not exciting for you guys but it surprised the hell out of me, at the time I don't think I was even in belly dancing cuz this was an older show wasn't it?



She's SO cute. Last night she did a belly dance and was amazing. There's nothing that girl can't do.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 01:01 PM   #2
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lol



And I'm trying to get someone to take her burlesque classes with me next summer.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 01:16 PM   #3
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Old 08-24-2007, 01:30 PM   #4
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lol

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:06 PM   #5
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i was in the middle of a conversation with my dad on the phone the other night and he got all serious and he's like 'okay *******, i need to go because ......america's got talent is coming on in 20 mins and i've been waiting ALL SEASON FOR THIS SHOW' it was some kind of finale ?


wtf he couldnt finish up the convo in 20 mins? he had to go prepare the pillows and incense he uses while watching this trash? also, to hear my dad use the word 'season' in conjunction with tv....its truly got its talons into him. i said something disparaging about tv in general -- not even a specific show that he likes -- and he was like "WATCH YOUR MOUTH, TV IS GOOD". i just stared at him and repeated what he said. he left the room

haha!

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:13 PM   #6
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i "WATCH YOUR MOUTH, TV IS GOOD". i just stared at him and repeated what he said. he left the room
i would really like to have been standing in the next room when this happened.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:18 PM   #7
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"Bart I know you're mad at me but never EVER say anything bad about television again."

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:18 PM   #8
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dorks?

why dorks?

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:22 PM   #9
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Who the fuck watches America's Got Talent?

Dorks do.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:23 PM   #10
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how was your dancing last nite, stac?

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:31 PM   #11
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HAH!

Well the storm pretty much wiped out some of the people who would've been attending - pretty much anyone who lived 30+ mins away didn't show, including dancers. There was a leak on the dance floor, of all places - so we had to constantly mop up the floor. The ceiling in the VIP room collapsed. Our changing room was the moldy, scary basement that had 1 light bulb and 2 broken mirros to put our makeup on and all that. Uhhh...what else, oh yeah they ran out of change to give people at the door for the cover, and the 3 people that were working that night didn't speak English.

Our poor instructor Sonya did such a good job of pulling it all together and we only started 15 minutes late. The manager of the club wanted to shut it down but Sonya was like NUH UH! And on top of all that she was trying to help the DJ cuz he had no idea what was going on, and didn't speak English, and she was in two performances.

I had tons of fun though, made a new friend, got to drool over this girl I'm in love with (she did a cane dance and balanced a cane on her head), and I didn't fuck up the dance at all! I think I even smiled a bit. My friend video taped it so hopefully I'll have it up soon - it was so dark and they had these crazy club lights going. God it was awful but we all had a good time, you had to just laugh it off you know?

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 04:08 PM   #12
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i'm glad it worked out in some way.


these fucking storms are unbelievable. the thunder and lightning was pretty incredible, though. i hear there's another one on the way. i'm in schaumburg right now, so it'll tear through here first if it's actually gonna happen.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 04:33 PM   #13
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Yeah it was weird - I was napping while it started and when I woke up to the alarm they were talking about a tornado, I thought I was dreaming. I didn't really notice that it was so dark then my Dad called to check and make sure I was okay and I was all wtf is going on? When I let the dog out it had temporarily cleared up and the sun was out - I didn't get it. Then I left the house...trees down EVERYWHERE. It was pretty nuts.

I kinda hope another one hits - after I get home though. I love huge thunderstorms like that.


...oh and btw I've been searching for a picture of my new favorite girl and I found one from her wedding day. I'm such a stalker.



You can't really tell there but her eyes are like emeralds. *deep sigh*
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Old 08-24-2007, 04:46 PM   #14
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i was in the middle of a conversation with my dad on the phone the other night and he got all serious and he's like 'okay *******, i need to go because ......america's got talent is coming on in 20 mins and i've been waiting ALL SEASON FOR THIS SHOW' it was some kind of finale ?


wtf he couldnt finish up the convo in 20 mins? he had to go prepare the pillows and incense he uses while watching this trash? also, to hear my dad use the word 'season' in conjunction with tv....its truly got its talons into him. i said something disparaging about tv in general -- not even a specific show that he likes -- and he was like "WATCH YOUR MOUTH, TV IS GOOD". i just stared at him and repeated what he said. he left the room

are these two separate incidents, or were you talking to your dad on the phone while in the same room?

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 04:49 PM   #15
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do you have to have pudge to be a belly dancer?

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 05:00 PM   #16
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Nope.


 
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Old 08-24-2007, 05:06 PM   #17
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You'd think she would have displayed some sort of dancing ability on a talent show rather than amateurish strip teases

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 05:11 PM   #18
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Um she's a burlesque dancer. Hell, I figured you might be old enough to know about that.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 05:14 PM   #19
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yes only old people know about burlesque.

i understand what burlesque is, what i'm saying is she didn't do very much with it

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 05:23 PM   #20
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would it be possible to just go and watch the class.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 05:28 PM   #21
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Well you don't know much about anything so I just figured...

Anyway, wikipedia defines burlesque as:

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burlesque emerged as a populist blend of satire, performance art, and adult entertainment, that featured strip tease and broad comedy acts
I think we can all agree that she *******d the strip tease aspect of it - and I don't know how you can't think doing it with KITT from Knight Rider could be anything short of comedic and the snow white bit was just cute. You try taking off your bra on national television without showing a nipple using nothing but a spin and a well-placed feather boa.

If you want to see some of her better performances, check this out and tell me she's amateur...



(hah! she wore that hip scarf last night)


...you really should stop trying to talk shit about stuff you don't know about. Go join in on the stripper discussion in the other thread, I'm sure you'd do a little better over there.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 05:33 PM   #22
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would it be possible to just go and watch the class.
lol no. Besides, they practice in sweat pants...it's not like they strip in class.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 05:46 PM   #23
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Well you don't know much about anything so I just figured...

Anyway, wikipedia defines burlesque as:



I think we can all agree that she *******d the strip tease aspect of it - and I don't know how you can't think doing it with KITT from Knight Rider could be anything short of comedic and the snow white bit was just cute. You try taking off your bra on national television without showing a nipple using nothing but a spin and a well-placed feather boa.

If you want to see some of her better performances, check this out and tell me she's amateur...



(hah! she wore that hip scarf last night)


...you really should stop trying to talk shit about stuff you don't know about. Go join in on the stripper discussion in the other thread, I'm sure you'd do a little better over there.
it's too bad she looked the hottest with the snow white outfit still on

I understand what burlesque is, dummy. I'll give you a comparison to how our conversation just went down.

You: Oh, did anyone see my favorite baseball player Darin Estad last night? Man, I love him so much. *posts youtube*
Me: Darin Erstad sucks. You'd think he could do better.
You: No, you don't understand baseball. He was at bat and trying to hit the ball.
Me: I understand what baseball is. What I'm saying is, he's not very good at it.
You: wikipedia defines a baseball player as - one who plays baseball, through use of a bat, ball and glove. Now see in that clip, he's clearly using a bat and ball, and look, there's a glove later on. You simply don't understand what baseball is. You should go to another discussion. There's a thread about football, go over there.
Me: No, I understand baseball. He is just not good at playing baseball.

 
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Old 08-24-2007, 05:58 PM   #24
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it's too bad she looked the hottest with the snow white outfit still on

I understand what burlesque is, dummy. I'll give you a comparison to how our conversation just went down.

You: Oh, did anyone see my favorite baseball player Darin Estad last night? Man, I love him so much. *posts youtube*
Me: Darin Erstad sucks. You'd think he would demonstrate some sort of playing ability in a game.
You: No, you don't understand baseball. He was at bat and hit a home run.
fixed.

 
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fixed.
completely invalid. darin erstad cannot hit a home run.

 
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Old 08-25-2007, 01:09 AM   #27
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I wouldn't argue that...because I don't know anything about baseball. See where I'm going with this?

 
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Old 08-25-2007, 01:47 AM   #28
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Stacey, that's really weird... I think I actually saw that first clip on TV before-- or at least on the internet. I watched the second clip first, and when she looked familiar I went back to the first one and thought, "I bet it's the Snow White girl!"

WEIRD!

 
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Old 08-25-2007, 01:58 AM   #29
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burlesque is boring cock tease crap you can't jerk off too.

why do women take a good idea and then fuck it up?

IT'S A MAN'S WORLD GODDAMMIT.

 
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