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Old 08-21-2007, 02:09 AM   #1
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BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans

 
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:10 AM   #2
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First.

 
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:11 AM   #3
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douche bag.

 
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:11 AM   #4
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Yep, bear'sll do that

 
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:12 AM   #5
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I love the zoo director's quote. No sympathy for the victim. No talk about adding a higher fence or something like that. "Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage."

 
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:13 AM   #6
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now that i have you fellow minions here, what are we gunna do about this "God" fellow?

 
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:14 AM   #7
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Why was a beer festival being held at a zoo anyway?

 
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:16 AM   #8
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Why was a beer festival being held at a zoo anyway?
seriously, recipe for disaster

 
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:16 AM   #9
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It is funny as well that the clothes were off the body intact. he must have gotten into the cage, disrobbed, then been dinner...

 
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:16 AM   #10
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Serbia!?!?!

 
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:17 AM   #11
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are you saying God is a comedian? he must be considering he let a bear eat a man at a beer festival. thats just comedy gold.

 
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:17 AM   #12
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That place is nuts, real nuts.

 
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:19 AM   #13
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:29 AM   #14
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title is a tongue twister.

 
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:48 AM   #15
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i bet this is the plot of a ravenguy2000 porno

 
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