appiration of the virgin mary in my kitchen

jczeroman · 04-06-2003, 04:42 AM

So I was doing my dishes last night and managed to see the virgin on one of them. Crazy-ass shit.

http://www.augustfalling.com/mary.jpg

Lie · 04-06-2003, 04:47 AM

And you also happened to have a camera in your hand.

noyen · 04-06-2003, 04:51 AM

looks like she's bending over, about to suck some cock. that's not the virgin mary. that's her whore sister.

Elvis The Fat Years · 04-06-2003, 04:51 AM

better than having his you know what in his hand while washing dishes.

jczeroman · 04-06-2003, 04:53 AM

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Originally posted by Lie
And you also happened to have a camera in your hand.

well it was set down a few feet away

jczeroman · 04-06-2003, 04:55 AM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
better than having his you know what in his hand while washing dishes.

no photos of that today... maybe she is trying to come onto me? WHAT ARE THE RAMIFICATIONS OF HAVING SEX WITH THE MOTHER OF GOD?

Lie · 04-06-2003, 04:55 AM

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Originally posted by jczeroman
well it was set down a few feet away

Well, if you had time to grab a camera, didn't you also have time to observe if it was just a shadow or where the hell it was coming from and how come this information which would inevitably come up in questioning was not divulged to us in the first place, HMMMMMMMM?

Lie · 04-06-2003, 04:56 AM

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Originally posted by jczeroman
no photos of that today... maybe she is trying to come onto me? WHAT ARE THE RAMIFICATIONS OF HAVING SEX WITH THE MOTHER OF GOD?

It means you must be God.

jczeroman · 04-06-2003, 04:57 AM

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Originally posted by Lie

Well, if you had time to grab a camera, didn't you also have time to observe if it was just a shadow or where the hell it was coming from and how come this information which would inevitably come up in questioning was not divulged to us in the first place, HMMMMMMMM?

Oh, it is definitely the shaddow of one of my squirt bottles, but I didn't put it that way so it must have been a miracle. the statistics of the light, dish, and bottle all coming together make for a genuine miracle.

Fathoms (unadored) · 04-06-2003, 04:57 AM

I dont think Bolly would approve.

Lie · 04-06-2003, 04:59 AM

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Originally posted by jczeroman
Oh, it is definitely the shaddow of one of my squirt bottles, but I didn't put it that way so it must have been a miracle. the statistics of the light, dish, and bottle all coming together make for a genuine miracle.

Uh-huh. Your "squirt bottle." I guess Elvis was right. Priceless.

jczeroman · 04-06-2003, 04:59 AM

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Originally posted by Lie

It means you must be God.

Me-dammit!

I want out of this... any ideas on how to "ease out" of this relationship with the virgin mary?

Lie · 04-06-2003, 05:01 AM

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Originally posted by jczeroman

Me-dammit!

I want out of this... any ideas on how to "ease out" of this relationship with the virgin mary?

Sorry, man. It would result in the destruction of the universe. I mean, those are some pretty harsh consequences. We're all a part of this now.

jczeroman · 04-06-2003, 05:03 AM

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Originally posted by Lie

Sorry, man. It would result in the destruction of the universe. I mean, those are some pretty harsh consequences. We're all a part of this now.

13 · 04-06-2003, 06:05 AM

I don't know. Looks like Satan to me.

jczeroman · 04-06-2003, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by 13
I don't know. Looks like Satan to me.

NO wonder she didn't want it "up front"

Best Looking Boy · 04-06-2003, 01:44 PM

This is the biggest fucking cornball thread. I hope you all get cancer.
Oh yeah...

apparition

Lie · 04-06-2003, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by Best Looking Boy
apparition

Thank you!

jczeroman · 04-06-2003, 08:21 PM

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Originally posted by Best Looking Boy

apparition

wht teh hel iz thet?

mirrar · 04-06-2003, 09:35 PM

there's an upsidedown jesus in my living room....

04-06-2003, 04:42 AM	#1
jczeroman Socialphobic Location: In my house. Posts: 14,465	appiration of the virgin mary in my kitchen So I was doing my dishes last night and managed to see the virgin on one of them. Crazy-ass shit. http://www.augustfalling.com/mary.jpg

04-06-2003, 04:57 AM	#10
Fathoms (unadored) Apocalyptic Poster Location: Iceland Posts: 4,669	I dont think Bolly would approve. __________________ thank you very much, for dying. I'll tell you more about it at the after party, when I'm done lying...

04-06-2003, 04:47 AM	#2
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	And you also happened to have a camera in your hand.

04-06-2003, 04:51 AM	#3
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	looks like she's bending over, about to suck some cock. that's not the virgin mary. that's her whore sister.

04-06-2003, 04:51 AM	#4
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	better than having his you know what in his hand while washing dishes.

04-06-2003, 06:05 AM	#15
13 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,453	I don't know. Looks like Satan to me.

04-06-2003, 01:44 PM	#17
Best Looking Boy Apocalyptic Poster Location: Austin, TX Posts: 3,414	This is the biggest fucking cornball thread. I hope you all get cancer. Oh yeah... apparition

04-06-2003, 09:35 PM	#20
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	there's an upsidedown jesus in my living room....