Derek Jeter gives herpes to all the hot bitches who dare to fuck him

BinLadensBeard · 08-15-2007, 08:23 PM

Jessica Alba May Have Caught Herpes from Derek Jeter!

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Glittery baubles, expensive dinners and sappy endearments weren’t the only surprises Derek Jeter bestowed on his ex-girlfriend Jessica Alba – he also gave her herpes. Or so the rumor mill says.

The Adam Carolla Show dished all the dirt on the viral Jess earlier this morning. The 26-year-old actress and her 33-year-old former flame dated for a while, before Jessica settled into a long-term relationship with Cash Warren. But now Jesse’s STD may be the only gift with staying power.

Apparently Alba regularly filled a Valtrex prescription during her relationship with Cash Warren, but how Derek fits into the puzzle is still a mystery.

Suppose the rumors are true. The list of people in Hollywood making appointments this morning might be astounding:

* Derek may have infected Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica Biel

* Mariah, Vanessa and Jessica may have infected Cash Warren, Nick Lachey and Justin Timberlake

* And if they did two friends and those two friends did two friends… This could be epidemic!

Wonder if there’s an immunization for stupidity?

Nimrod's Son · 08-15-2007, 08:25 PM

welcome to last week, BinLadensBeard!

Kanan Road · 08-15-2007, 08:25 PM

ever notice how celebrity jeopardy is easier than the teen tournament?

BinLadensBeard · 08-15-2007, 08:26 PM

I'm sure my presentation is more interesting.

yo soy el mejor · 08-15-2007, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

welcome to last week, BinLadensBeard!

pfft. dont even go there. you tried to pass off a two year old article as something new once.

Nimrod's Son · 08-15-2007, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

pfft. dont even go there. you tried to pass off a two year old article as something new once.

well then i hope someone posted "Welcome to 2 years ago, Nimrod's Son!"

Nimrod's Son · 08-15-2007, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

pfft. dont even go there. you tried to pass off a two year old article as something new once.

i actually remember this now, and coincidentally it was an article about how jessica alba likes to fuck.

that's WEIRD

yo soy el mejor · 08-15-2007, 08:38 PM

someone did say that and you got booty tight.

Nimrod's Son · 08-15-2007, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

someone did say that and you got booty tight.

a problem you have notably never experienced

dammit paul · 08-15-2007, 09:13 PM

Fuck Jeter and fuck the Yankees

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