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Old 08-10-2007, 08:29 PM   #1
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Default Post here if you want me to fuck you in the ass.

Well?


Please note: any post in this thread (regardless of disclaimers about the post not counting) represents your legal signature that you would like me to fuck you in the ass. You are signing a binding contract that you cannot press criminal or civil charges as a result of any assfucking you may receive from me in the future. You also agree to accept a random encounter where you may have unexpected anal intercourse with me, and agree to these arrangements.

 
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Old 08-10-2007, 08:33 PM   #2
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FIST FUCK

 
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Old 08-10-2007, 08:36 PM   #3
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after reading the fine print i must say that i am in

 
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Old 08-10-2007, 09:13 PM   #4
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As her attorney, I am posting in this thread for kristin jones. My client agrees to all legal terms you have put forth.

 
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Old 08-10-2007, 10:36 PM   #5
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As her attorney, I am posting in this thread for kristin jones. My client agrees to all legal terms you have put forth.

Are you accepting new clients? Warsaw needs some representation in this matter.

 
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Old 08-10-2007, 11:08 PM   #6
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Are you accepting new clients? Warsaw needs some representation in this matter.
only in matters regarding requests for sodomy. if this is the case Warsaw knows where to find me.

 
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Old 08-11-2007, 12:20 AM   #7
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if this is the case Warsaw knows where to find me.
Excellent point.

 
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Old 08-11-2007, 12:27 AM   #8
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are you buying me dinner? i need to be romanced a little.

 
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Old 08-11-2007, 01:19 AM   #9
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oh hell, i'll try anything once. or....11 or 12 times

 
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Old 08-11-2007, 01:36 AM   #10
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Old 08-11-2007, 01:42 AM   #11
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im not quite sure whats going on in that video.

 
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Old 08-11-2007, 03:01 AM   #12
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dude's getting excited about pre-ordering an Iron Man statue. He's a little too into it if you ask me

 
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Old 08-11-2007, 03:03 AM   #13
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del

Last edited by Ever : 08-11-2007 at 03:23 AM. Reason: big text never seems to do anything but look silly

 
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Old 08-11-2007, 03:07 AM   #14
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it's like borat mixed with the most annoying person you knew in college

 
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Old 08-11-2007, 03:15 AM   #15
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ill be waiting for you.. hopefully its in a large public area and you man handle me into submission

 
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Old 08-11-2007, 03:23 AM   #16
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lol i can't belive i watched that and im going to get fucked in the ass. what a day to be me.

 
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Old 08-11-2007, 03:33 AM   #17
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Will lubricant be used?
Will a condom be used?

Graveflower wanted me to ask before he makes his decision.

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 06:45 PM   #18
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LOL NICE RIP @ GRAVEFL0WERz!!!!

 
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Old 08-15-2007, 07:20 PM   #19
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