how come just vodka doesn't get you as drunk

[puss in boots]

as when it's in soda? do the bubbles help?

[bardy]

yeah thats why champagne gets you fucked up

[puss in boots]

cool

this is a good time to say i don't actually think you're the worst person on netphoria. i just said that because i didn't like the thread

[bardy]

what thread was that? if it was yesterday it might not have been entirely my fault.

and have you tried drinking beer with a straw? apparently it's illegal in some states to serve beer with a straw! it gets you fucked up faster but that may be an urban legend.

[puss in boots]

it was sppunk's thread. he really is awful, but that's not your fault

i'm going to try that right now! if i can find a straw

[bardy]

oh yeah he likes to bait me into arguments

and get drunk and make posts!

[puss in boots]

we couldn't find any

i was sure my sister had a bunch of pink ones. maybe she took them with her

[Toby]

vodka makes me

whiskey is where its at!

[puss in boots]

whiskey makes me sick!

[Toby]

your face makes me sick!

[puss in boots]

fuck you

[Toby]

no thanks.

[Boycott Graceland]

i don't trust the advice nor logic given in the posts of this thread

[brendo_91]

Originally Posted by bardy

what thread was that? if it was yesterday it might not have been entirely my fault.

and have you tried drinking beer with a straw? apparently it's illegal in some states to serve beer with a straw! it gets you fucked up faster but that may be an urban legend.

isnt that the logic behind the beer bong?

my engineer friend has created a totally overengineered beer bong... instead of using a bit of garden hose, a cut in half bottle and a roll of gaffa tape, he's used hose fittings, there is a tap, and a clear bit of tubing from the heavy-duty funnel. and it does seem to make people throw up faster, i'm not entirely sure that this makes them drunker though.

[GlasgowKiss]

Brendo, truly a cock amongst dicks.

[Boycott Graceland]

a dong amongst schlongs

[smurfing]

because noone slips you any drugs when youre at home drinking straight from the bottle

[Ihaman]

Who would waste perfectly good drugs on that guy?

[puss in boots]

that's a mean thing to say!

[labrador]

I played Edward 40-Hands last night, that game is a riot and will surely get you drunk. Someone duct tapes a 40 oz brew in each of your hands, and they don't come off until you drink both of them entirely. So you can't answer your cell phone, pee, open doors, or do anything with your hands except drink. I played soccer though, it was so fucking fun!

[ella]

I hate that game, last time i played it i had to have someone help me get my pants down when I had to pee. I just did the shake.

[bardy]

the last time I played that game I only taped one 40 to my hands, becuase I am a small girl, and taped the other one into a fist

the fist was hilarious and the star of the night, I figured out how to do things with it, like open phones and doors and things, but I looked like a retard and it was pretty funny. mind you we were all wasted.

[labrador]

lol my friend's pants sagged way down and he couldn't pull them up, so he gave up and walked around with his pants around his ankles until he was done.

[Caine Walker]

Originally Posted by bardy

becuase I am a small girl

i really hate when girls say this. do you justify other shortcomings this way? my drug addled ex used to pull this bullshit all the time, and i ended up accommodating her ass in ridiculous ways. then again, that kind of makes me the sucker. anyway, you either play Edward 40-hand the right way, or don't do it at all.

[Rarely]

carbonation gets alcohol to absorb quicker in your system