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Old 08-14-2007, 01:02 AM   #1
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could you tell me a story, about me. make it about me. just me. all about me.

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:06 AM   #2
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also, pm me so we can have a talk

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:07 AM   #3
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also, pm me so we can have a talk
hey Nathaniel, where are my promised bed-time stories?

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:09 AM   #4
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hey Nathaniel, where are my promised bed-time stories?
i'm sorry to have left you hanging. i'm a dick.
which one(s) do you have, btw? the prophet from jupiter?

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:10 AM   #5
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i'm sorry to have left you hanging. i'm a dick.
which one(s) do you have, btw? the prophet from jupiter?
pt1, pt2

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:10 AM   #6
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i hope julio falls in front of a lawn mower.

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:13 AM   #7
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pt1, pt2
i think you are about to have "the swimmer"

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:14 AM   #8
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what are some theories you guys have to explain noyen's sudden dislike for me

i would say it is beacuse i am mexican. he has never liked that aspect of me and its clearly coming out now.

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:15 AM   #9
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*salivates*

you should meet my other favourite Netphorian story reader - Ana:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/nbk6x2

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:16 AM   #10
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what are some theories you guys have to explain noyen's sudden dislike for me

i would say it is beacuse i am mexican. he has never liked that aspect of me and its clearly coming out now.
you're a disgusting human being. i can still eat my street tacos with pride.

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:21 AM   #11
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i love a good eastern european accent on a woman

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:23 AM   #12
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*salivates*

you should meet my other favourite Netphorian story reader - Ana:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/nbk6x2
aw i wish her cell phone still worked. i could focus my creepy advances towards her instead of mirrar.

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:23 AM   #13
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its all coming true, brother. your dreams are becoming my reality. my gyno is getting removed. i'm starting over again, eating healthy. doing it right. its all changing.
i had a dream you were getting a breast reduction and i was encouraging you

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:26 AM   #14
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i had a dream you were getting a breast reduction and i was encouraging you
its all coming true, brother. your dreams are becoming my reality. my gyno is getting removed. i'm starting over again, eating healthy. doing it right. its all changing.

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:28 AM   #15
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aw i wish her cell phone still worked. i could focus my creepy advances towards her instead of mirrar.
hands off - bitch is mine now!

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:29 AM   #16
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what a "fun" thread.

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 02:34 AM   #17
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noyen is pretty hot

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 02:41 AM   #18
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hey Nathaniel, where are my promised bed-time stories?
pm'ed you the link to "the swimmer"

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 04:42 AM   #19
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what are some theories you guys have to explain noyen's sudden dislike for me

i would say it is beacuse i am mexican. he has never liked that aspect of me and its clearly coming out now.
woah. it's classic Mayfuck!

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 04:50 AM   #20
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hating mexicans is so NOW. maybe there should be a poll!

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 04:54 AM   #21
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Make this thread a sticky.

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:07 AM   #22
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oh boy there's a lot of "boarding" going on in this thread isn't there.

 
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