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Old 08-13-2007, 11:13 PM   #1
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Default the portion control diet sucks

Sooooo....... I've kinda been over eating for the past year or so and gained a good 15 lbs as a result (i'm up to 170, still not fat but now I have the 'athletic' build which I hate, because everything I wear ends up looking tacky like cargo shorts). It wasn't so much that I was hungry as it was the fact that I have a somewhat good paying job now and I tend to impulse buy food.

Long story short I've decided to go back on the "portion control, lots of walking and lots of water no soda no saturated fats no sugar" diet. For the past 2 weeks I've been on it and it's been treating me well.

...and this is the first time in a very very long time I feel "hungry". I guess that's good because it means my stomach is stretching back down to a normal size, but fuck man.

 
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:16 PM   #2
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chicken sandwiches, man

 
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:17 PM   #3
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I don't eat livestock!

 
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:20 PM   #4
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I think part of the reason I'm so hungry are these damned marlboro 72's i've been smoking. Fuck

 
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:20 PM   #5
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OH thats right. The pitfalls of vegetarianism.

during the work week, all i eat is chicken sandwiches, tomato soup, and coffee. Its what keeps my body lookin hot

 
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:21 PM   #6
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POIDH

 
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:21 PM   #7
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don't stop smoking, if you're starving yourself you need to keep your metabolism up

 
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:23 PM   #8
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I didn't stop! I bought the 72's because they were buy one get one free.

 
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:26 PM   #9
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Quote:
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POIDH
what is this

 
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:28 PM   #10
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It's "Pics Or It Didn't Happen"

Meaning, I need pics of your hot body, preferably naked...and with a hard on.

 
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:30 PM   #11
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well, how about a sequence of sandwiches, soup, coffee and body?

 
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:31 PM   #12
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whats going on in here?

 
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:43 PM   #13
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an apple (breakfast) and a can of tuna fish (lunch, dinner, fourthmeal)

 
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:55 PM   #14
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eggs for b-fast. sandwich for lunch. soup for dinner. lots of water at work.

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:20 AM   #15
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bad news, that hungriness is your fat cells screaming to your brain to fill them up, not your stomach shrinking. you will always be hungry from this day forward whenever your fat cells are not at a record high. the fatter you get, the more screamers you get. i'm at this point as well. im running a mile every other day or so and trying to eat 3 meals a day maximum

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:22 AM   #16
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So what you're saying is....ignore the screamers?

 
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:25 AM   #17
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I didn't stop! I bought the 72's because they were buy one get one free.
when i would buy cigarettes i would ask the cashier for marlboro 27s and they would almost invariably go for the 72s, leaving me to give them awkward, stunted directions to the proper variety
i hated it. it made it that much easier to quit

 
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