Drinking Pop, a users guide!

Fathoms (unadored) · 04-05-2003, 06:41 AM

here it is folks! the big tko...

first off, I'd like to report that in no way do I consider my technique to be fullproff as it merely concerns itself with the earliest stage of the experience. Heed my advice though, if your not on the trolly already it is time too get yo ass on board...

K!... Heres what you need...

1. Plastic Coca Cola cup! (dem big ones)
2. Set of Ice Cubes
3. Fresh 2L bottle of COKE... or your loser preference of softdrink.

Now is where I like to combine item number 1 with item number 2. So as too prepare for the pouring the appropriate amount of the freshly opened 2L of COKE into this new hybrid Iced Coca Cola cup. At a good speed, fast enough so that is erupts. A good ratio to shoot for is 60:40 foam over pop. Before all the shnizzling dies down, I dip by nose right into it and breath in all of the evaporating foam particles. Simultaniously, I take a mouthful of the luminous ice cold pop and let it sit for about half a second on my toungue before taking it down. Amazingly, I can do this without any hint of the choke or gag reflex. All in all the experience is b l i s s!!!!

Are you getting the performance you deserve?

Elvis The Fat Years · 04-05-2003, 07:02 AM

whut da phuck

wangcomputers · 04-05-2003, 06:43 PM

i go for the choice of a new generation.

04-05-2003, 06:41 AM	#1
Fathoms (unadored) Apocalyptic Poster Location: Iceland Posts: 4,669	Drinking Pop, a users guide! here it is folks! the big tko... first off, I'd like to report that in no way do I consider my technique to be fullproff as it merely concerns itself with the earliest stage of the experience. Heed my advice though, if your not on the trolly already it is time too get yo ass on board... K!... Heres what you need... 1. Plastic Coca Cola cup! (dem big ones) 2. Set of Ice Cubes 3. Fresh 2L bottle of COKE... or your loser preference of softdrink. Now is where I like to combine item number 1 with item number 2. So as too prepare for the pouring the appropriate amount of the freshly opened 2L of COKE into this new hybrid Iced Coca Cola cup. At a good speed, fast enough so that is erupts. A good ratio to shoot for is 60:40 foam over pop. Before all the shnizzling dies down, I dip by nose right into it and breath in all of the evaporating foam particles. Simultaniously, I take a mouthful of the luminous ice cold pop and let it sit for about half a second on my toungue before taking it down. Amazingly, I can do this without any hint of the choke or gag reflex. All in all the experience is b l i s s!!!! Are you getting the performance you deserve? __________________ thank you very much, for dying. I'll tell you more about it at the after party, when I'm done lying...

04-05-2003, 06:43 PM	#3
wangcomputers Apocalyptic Poster Location: UK Posts: 4,058	i go for the choice of a new generation. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

04-05-2003, 07:02 AM	#2
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	whut da phuck