CompuSTAR Car alarms

Affect · 04-04-2003, 04:44 AM

I recently got the coolest alarm system installed. It's probably the best alarm system on the market.

JACKERZ BEWARE!!!! This fucker will page me, and tell me to get the Glock .40 ready if any bitches are messing with the ride.

Ugly · 04-04-2003, 04:46 AM

does it have a vocal system that sounds all like ED-209 in Robocop or something? "STEP AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO COMPLY!!"

Affect · 04-04-2003, 04:47 AM

I wish.

strange_one · 04-04-2003, 04:47 AM

if I had a car worth stealing I'd love one of this gadgets

Junebug · 04-04-2003, 04:52 AM

My friend has this it's kind of neat. but the keychain is clunky. Can you make the car start with the remote?

Affect · 04-04-2003, 04:57 AM

With a manual transmission, they had to disable that.

severin · 04-04-2003, 05:20 AM

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Originally posted by Affect
Glock .40

you can never go wrong with austrian quality products

SPZero · 04-04-2003, 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by Affect
Glock .40

Glocks suck ass. its all about the desert eagle. and who would want to steal a focus?

Affect · 04-04-2003, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by SPZero

Glocks suck ass. its all about the desert eagle. and who would want to steal a focus?

You have no idea what you're talking about. Have fun driving your mom's car, faggot.

Travis Meekz · 04-04-2003, 01:42 PM

yeah, I didn't know people go to the trouble of stealing focuses

guz · 04-04-2003, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by Travis Meeks
yeah, I didn't know people go to the trouble of stealing focuses

even a tricked out one?

SPZero · 04-04-2003, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
You have no idea what you're talking about. Have fun driving your mom's car, faggot.

Ok, thats the only thing you ever say about me and its not even true because I have my own car so you better get some new material.

severin · 04-04-2003, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by SPZero

Ok, thats the only thing you ever say about me and its not even true because I have my own car so you better get some new material.

he does have a point though. the glock is considered one of the best guns. it is kind strange though, that a country, which isn't allowed to go to war (neutrality) produces 2 of the best weapons there are, the glock and the STG77 automatic rifle....

Affect · 04-04-2003, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by SPZero

Ok, thats the only thing you ever say about me and its not even true because I have my own car so you better get some new material.

No one believes you, faggio!

KrazeeStacee · 04-04-2003, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by strange_one
if I had a car worth stealing I'd love one of this gadgets

KrazeeStacee · 04-04-2003, 02:24 PM

My mom has this alarm on her car thats nuts. She's got those computerized keys that if you start the car with the wrong key, you'll go all of 10 feet and the car will shut down and the alarm will go off.

But if you get out of the car, lock it, it turns the alarm on, when you get in, its something like if you don't turn the key the right way or something, the alarm goes off and you have to basically put a paper bag on your head, bounce on one foot while clucking like a chicken in order to turn it off.

Its so fucking annoying.

Debaser · 04-04-2003, 03:58 PM

I don't like your car, but the alarm is pretty slick.

guz · 04-04-2003, 04:02 PM

the problem with this alarm, is that what about all the times your alarm will go off when it shouldn't? it's like daily that i set off an alarm just driving by in my Blazer. you'll be getting notified multiple times daily, realize nothing happening, and at some point stop paying attention (like ppl have stopped paying attention to alarm sirens) or even just getting rid of the pager device, no?

Affect · 04-04-2003, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by Debaser
I don't like your car, but the alarm is pretty slick.

I don't give a fuck, nigguh!

noir cat · 04-04-2003, 04:07 PM

Man. A month or two ago, I heard this car alarm go off, but it didn't sound like a car alarm. It was a female voice crying "help, help, someone save me".

Not cool.

guz · 04-04-2003, 04:10 PM

that's messed up.

Ugly · 04-04-2003, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by undivinemartyr
Man. A month or two ago, I heard this car alarm go off, but it didn't sound like a car alarm. It was a female voice crying "help, help, someone save me".

Not cool.

are you kidding me? that's gold! First of all its pretty funny, but #2 it would get more people's attention than the beep-beep horn of a standard car alam.

noir cat · 04-04-2003, 07:47 PM

I think people's lives are more important than a fucking car. What if one day, some woman gets raped or mugged or something in this neighborhood and no one pays attention to her because they'd think it's that fucking car alarm going off?

The alarm sounds funny, yes, but it gets annoying and I wouldn't want to hear it again and again in my neighborhood.

guz · 04-04-2003, 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by undivinemartyr
I think people's lives are more important than a fucking car. What if one day, some woman gets raped or mugged or something in this neighborhood and no one pays attention to her because they'd think it's that fucking car alarm going off?

The alarm sounds funny, yes, but it gets annoying and I wouldn't want to hear it again and again in my neighborhood.

exactly.

Ugly · 04-04-2003, 11:39 PM

04-04-2003, 04:44 AM	#1
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	CompuSTAR Car alarms I recently got the coolest alarm system installed. It's probably the best alarm system on the market. JACKERZ BEWARE!!!! This fucker will page me, and tell me to get the Glock .40 ready if any bitches are messing with the ride.

04-04-2003, 11:39 PM	#25
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	car alarms I want

04-04-2003, 04:46 AM	#2
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	does it have a vocal system that sounds all like ED-209 in Robocop or something? "STEP AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO COMPLY!!"

04-04-2003, 04:47 AM	#3
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	I wish.

04-04-2003, 04:47 AM	#4
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	if I had a car worth stealing I'd love one of this gadgets

04-04-2003, 04:52 AM	#5
Junebug Minion of Satan Posts: 7,072	My friend has this it's kind of neat. but the keychain is clunky. Can you make the car start with the remote?

04-04-2003, 04:57 AM	#6
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	With a manual transmission, they had to disable that.

04-04-2003, 01:42 PM	#10
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	yeah, I didn't know people go to the trouble of stealing focuses

04-04-2003, 02:24 PM	#16
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	My mom has this alarm on her car thats nuts. She's got those computerized keys that if you start the car with the wrong key, you'll go all of 10 feet and the car will shut down and the alarm will go off. But if you get out of the car, lock it, it turns the alarm on, when you get in, its something like if you don't turn the key the right way or something, the alarm goes off and you have to basically put a paper bag on your head, bounce on one foot while clucking like a chicken in order to turn it off. Its so fucking annoying.

04-04-2003, 03:58 PM	#17
Debaser ghost Location: @SactoMacto Posts: 12,201	I don't like your car, but the alarm is pretty slick.

04-04-2003, 04:02 PM	#18
guz El Gringo Mexicano Location: I'd rather just have dome anyway Posts: 8,599	the problem with this alarm, is that what about all the times your alarm will go off when it shouldn't? it's like daily that i set off an alarm just driving by in my Blazer. you'll be getting notified multiple times daily, realize nothing happening, and at some point stop paying attention (like ppl have stopped paying attention to alarm sirens) or even just getting rid of the pager device, no?

04-04-2003, 04:07 PM	#20
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	Man. A month or two ago, I heard this car alarm go off, but it didn't sound like a car alarm. It was a female voice crying "help, help, someone save me". Not cool.

04-04-2003, 04:10 PM	#21
guz El Gringo Mexicano Location: I'd rather just have dome anyway Posts: 8,599	that's messed up.

04-04-2003, 07:47 PM	#23
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	I think people's lives are more important than a fucking car. What if one day, some woman gets raped or mugged or something in this neighborhood and no one pays attention to her because they'd think it's that fucking car alarm going off? The alarm sounds funny, yes, but it gets annoying and I wouldn't want to hear it again and again in my neighborhood.