has porn ever caught you by surprise?

noyen · 04-04-2003, 02:16 AM

so i was watching Assault my Ass (Part 1) and i'm thinking, aw yeah. but then it gets to the last scene of the movie and TT Boy is fucking this mormon girl and goes straight from her ass to a facial, and low and behold a bunch of shit gets splattered on her face, like all over her chin. she doesn't seem to be aware of this, and continues to gag on his cock. GAH! i can't believe they left such foulness in the final cut of it. WOAH JOEY!

oh, and this other time i was watching a pretty straight laced porno with a friend. i can't remember the name of it at all. but anyway, these two guys are fucking this chick for a good 20 minutes, and then in this very casual, fluid motion, one guy plops his cock into the other guys mouth. WOAH BLOSSOM!

yeah.

Travis Meekz · 04-04-2003, 02:20 AM

lolololerskates

I hate when I click on some orgy page and there is a hot girl (possibly of the Mormon faith) who is getting railed and then, oops, there is a guy banging the guy who is banging the girl of possible Mormon beliefs.

noyen · 04-04-2003, 02:22 AM

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Originally posted by Travis Meeks
lolololerskates

I hate when I click on some orgy page and there is a hot girl (possibly of the Mormon faith) who is getting railed and then, oops, there is a guy banging the guy who is banging the girl of possible Mormon beliefs.

the relief society.. mmhmm!

Affect · 04-04-2003, 02:24 AM

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Originally posted by noyen
then in this very casual, fluid motion, one guy plops his cock into the other guys mouth. WOAH BLOSSOM!

yeah.

That's pretty fucking hardcore.

machinaddict · 04-04-2003, 02:24 AM

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Originally posted by Travis Meeks
oops, there is a guy banging the guy who is banging the girl of possible Mormon beliefs.

that made me LOL

Cactuar · 04-04-2003, 02:25 AM

when fisting COMES OUT OF NOWHERE

Travis Meekz · 04-04-2003, 02:28 AM

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Originally posted by Cactuar
when fisting COMES OUT OF NOWHERE

yeah that happened to me the other day. wtf. how does that turn people on? OMIFUK, I NEED TO MARRY THAT GIRL, I CAN KEEP MY KEYS, WALLET, CELL PHONE AND PHONE BOOK IN THERE

noyen · 04-04-2003, 02:29 AM

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Originally posted by Cactuar
when fisting COMES OUT OF NOWHERE

fisting makes me cringe. even two fingers and i'm like AIGHT. it's funny the laws with fisting.. i mean, you can have 8 fingers in someones ass (4 from each hand, minus the thumb) and it's legal to show, but by god will they let you show a full hand. 8 fingers is okay but 5 on one hand and that's not okay?

hereisnowhy · 04-04-2003, 03:43 AM

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Originally posted by noyen
i can't believe they left such foulness in the final cut of it. WOAH JOEY!

Is there ever a non-final cut?

noyen · 04-04-2003, 03:44 AM

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Originally posted by hereisnowhy

Is there ever a non-final cut?

there's always got to be a cut so you can choke a bitch off camera. do a few 12 foot rails of coke. toss a midget. have some water. oh, and WIPE SHIT OFF YOUR COCK. standard shit.

strange_one · 04-04-2003, 03:48 AM

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Originally posted by Cactuar
when fisting COMES OUT OF NOWHERE

it is really uncomfortable isn't it? especially when you're trying to watch telly

THRILLHO · 04-04-2003, 03:57 AM

once me and my male friends had a guy night, and we had 'the orgy' running in the ********** of playing poker and drinking and what not. no one was really watching it that intently, and it was your average backyard lame porn with ugly people. then all of a sudden these two chicks who are sucking off a guy pull a hot dog bun COMPLETLEY OUT OF NOWHERE. this was pretty weird. she placed the guys dick in it. the other chick then pulled out ketchup and mustard bottles and began to squirt them along the shaft. and THEN they actually took out onions, relish and A SLICE OF CHEESSE and they started to, like, garnish the dick. THEY GARNISHED A PENIS. and then they slowly started to eat the bun and slurp the toppings and it looked like they were eating the dick until voila, the hot dog was gone and the guy was getting seriously deep throated.

the entire room of guys was speechless for like a whole minute.

Debaser · 04-04-2003, 04:52 PM

two words:

goatse. GIRL.

(that vid scared the shit out of me)

spa ced · 04-04-2003, 06:48 PM

Yeah when I see this guy banging this guy, and then I find out the guy in front is banging a girl! I get all grossed out and I want to vomit, I'm like UGH!!!

Just joking. I'm into some bi porn actually. I think bi guys are sexy.

INFECTED · 04-04-2003, 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
That's pretty fucking hardcore.

no.. that´s just gross

Nimrod's Son · 04-04-2003, 07:46 PM

Actually, yeah.. once I saw a porn that was completely, well, normal for lack of a better word, with a guy who is reliving past events through flashbacks while he's in a hospital bed. In the end he calls the nurse (who he's already fucked, natch) and asks for a phone to call his daughter. Rather than having one last visit with her, he asks her if he can fuck her, and she says "sure!" At the close, he tells his kids they are all adopted so they can all have sex with each other. The last 5 minutes had nothing to do with the rest of it.

INFECTED · 04-04-2003, 08:16 PM

i saw this oral scene where the guy actually fuck the woman... she started to cry in the middle of the scene... i felt sorry for her... the guy had a monster cock

Donkey · 04-04-2003, 10:52 PM

This time it's on purpose.

www.edonkey2000.com

www.sharereactor.com

04-04-2003, 02:16 AM	#1
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	has porn ever caught you by surprise? so i was watching Assault my Ass (Part 1) and i'm thinking, aw yeah. but then it gets to the last scene of the movie and TT Boy is fucking this mormon girl and goes straight from her ass to a facial, and low and behold a bunch of shit gets splattered on her face, like all over her chin. she doesn't seem to be aware of this, and continues to gag on his cock. GAH! i can't believe they left such foulness in the final cut of it. WOAH JOEY! oh, and this other time i was watching a pretty straight laced porno with a friend. i can't remember the name of it at all. but anyway, these two guys are fucking this chick for a good 20 minutes, and then in this very casual, fluid motion, one guy plops his cock into the other guys mouth. WOAH BLOSSOM! yeah.

04-04-2003, 02:20 AM	#2
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	lolololerskates I hate when I click on some orgy page and there is a hot girl (possibly of the Mormon faith) who is getting railed and then, oops, there is a guy banging the guy who is banging the girl of possible Mormon beliefs. __________________ ...

04-04-2003, 02:25 AM	#6
Cactuar Apocalyptic Poster Location: ur pants lol Posts: 2,915	when fisting COMES OUT OF NOWHERE

04-04-2003, 03:57 AM	#12
THRILLHO Apocalyptic Poster Location: vancouver Posts: 2,092	once me and my male friends had a guy night, and we had 'the orgy' running in the ********** of playing poker and drinking and what not. no one was really watching it that intently, and it was your average backyard lame porn with ugly people. then all of a sudden these two chicks who are sucking off a guy pull a hot dog bun COMPLETLEY OUT OF NOWHERE. this was pretty weird. she placed the guys dick in it. the other chick then pulled out ketchup and mustard bottles and began to squirt them along the shaft. and THEN they actually took out onions, relish and A SLICE OF CHEESSE and they started to, like, garnish the dick. THEY GARNISHED A PENIS. and then they slowly started to eat the bun and slurp the toppings and it looked like they were eating the dick until voila, the hot dog was gone and the guy was getting seriously deep throated. the entire room of guys was speechless for like a whole minute.

04-04-2003, 04:52 PM	#13
Debaser ghost Location: @SactoMacto Posts: 12,201	two words: goatse. GIRL. (that vid scared the shit out of me)

04-04-2003, 06:48 PM	#14
spa ced Braindead Location: Machu Picchu Posts: 15,291	Yeah when I see this guy banging this guy, and then I find out the guy in front is banging a girl! I get all grossed out and I want to vomit, I'm like UGH!!! Just joking. I'm into some bi porn actually. I think bi guys are sexy.

04-04-2003, 07:46 PM	#16
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	Actually, yeah.. once I saw a porn that was completely, well, normal for lack of a better word, with a guy who is reliving past events through flashbacks while he's in a hospital bed. In the end he calls the nurse (who he's already fucked, natch) and asks for a phone to call his daughter. Rather than having one last visit with her, he asks her if he can fuck her, and she says "sure!" At the close, he tells his kids they are all adopted so they can all have sex with each other. The last 5 minutes had nothing to do with the rest of it.

04-04-2003, 08:16 PM	#17
INFECTED Apocalyptic Poster Location: sp Posts: 1,514	i saw this oral scene where the guy actually fuck the woman... she started to cry in the middle of the scene... i felt sorry for her... the guy had a monster cock

04-04-2003, 10:52 PM	#18
Donkey Ownz Location: Roseland and Alabama Posts: 823	This time it's on purpose. www.edonkey2000.com www.sharereactor.com