tell me your "one time, I was so fucked up.." stories

Helena Handbasket · 03-30-2003, 02:29 AM

Tell me what you were on and what kinds of boneheaded things you have done.

Caligula · 02:37 AM

Well, I was on Hashish that was adulterated with PCP. I killed four priests, a chicken and an ardvark. Also, I jumped off an overpass. I did it all to allay my fears that I wasn't going to fit in with my friends. I'm glad that you made this post because now I can see how common it is to be 'fucked up' and do 'bonehead things' and have people I don't even know give me some positive reinforcement as we bond. I guess I'll do it again tomorrow.

Salena Child · 03-30-2003, 02:36 AM

i would rather not say :erm

Helena Handbasket · 03-30-2003, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Caligula
Well, I was on Hashish that was adulterated with PCP. I killed four priests, a chicken and an ardvark. Also, I jumped off an overpass. I did it all to allay my fears that I wasn't going to fit in with my friends. I'm glad that you made this post because now I can see how common it is to be 'fucked up' and do 'bonehead things' and have people I don't even know give me some positive reinforcement as we bond. I guess I'll do it again tomorrow.

If you're not going to play right don't play at all, fucker.

Caligula · 03-30-2003, 02:49 AM

I thought this was a thread of acceptance. If I would have known you were going to belittle my experience, I never would have posted it.

Djed · 03-30-2003, 03:04 AM

oh well, i'm in quite the pickle right now..:erm

there are no substances involved, but i'm still fucked.

my girlfriend breaks up with me because her parents are crazy and won't let her see me. She's really awesome though. She still likes me a lot. I'm her first boyfriend. First kiss. I still like her a lot.

Well, one way or another she breaks up with me because of her parents and a week later, a couple of days ago that is, i kind of end up making out with her good friend , that i'm kind of friends with too. So i can continue to make out with her friend and feel guilty for what i'm doing since my ex still likes me and i still like her, or i can tell this girl i'm making out with that I feel guilty and we should stop. Which she'd understand. We both decided that we can't tell anyone what we're doing. But.... there are two other people that know that we've been making out that we're friends with so they've been busting our asses.

on top of this this girl i'm making out with, her ex boyfriend is still obsessed with her and wants to kick my ass anyways, and he doens't even know i've been making out with her.

I don't know what to do.

a) I continue to make out with this chick and feel guilty because my ex still likes me and i like her, and on top of this maybe get my ass kicked

or

B) i tell this girl i can't make out with her anymore. NO MORE ACTION FOR ME.

this shit is hard

Caligula · 03-30-2003, 03:13 AM

Well first of all man, you're 37; stop hanging out with these preteens, and go and join a church. Please, Jesus will save your soul.

Honestly, it's quite obvious that you don't like the original girl enough to stay faithful to her, and you're all about scoring with this second chick. So, you should try and score with this second chick, because you're too worthless to realize what you want long term, bastard.

Silverstream · 03-30-2003, 03:20 AM

i had a few bong hits and a few puffs on a pipe after getting drunk, just after i got my labret pierced.
my friends tell me i was insistant that my piercing was growing and making my teeth loose. apparently i tried to pull it out.
i really dont remember anything apart from being violently sick a few hours later. a lot of it was blood that i swallowed because i kept pulling at the new piercing and making it bleed a lot.

my labret was so incredibly infected in the morning that my whole lip and chin was swollen.

last time i ever smoked up.

Djed · 03-30-2003, 03:22 AM

holy crap you have my number.

but, yeah, i went out with her for almost 4 months and she could hardy ever do anything. I got to do something with her like once every 2 weeks max. Her parents are really strict. This other thing just happend. and i'm 17 so you know i don't know what the fuck i'm ever doing. Stupid punkass kids.:erm

Djed · 03-30-2003, 03:24 AM

even if i don't mess around with this other girl. My ex still can't date me

wtf? this is netphoria, shouldn't i have more people calling me a dumbass

Caligula · 03-30-2003, 03:32 AM

Unfortunately you should probably look at it this way:

It's very unlikely that you would have stayed with the girl that you actually like, for very many years. So go for this one chick and one day you'll realize that it was the wrong decision, but right now... you have no idea what is right and wrong for you according to experience, and your hormones are stronger than your social mores to keep you from trying to bang this girl anyhow.

04-04-2003, 01:35 PM

I used to think these stories were hilarious, but now I think "wow I had no self control at all."

Getting completely fucked up is lame.

Travis Meekz · 04-04-2003, 01:48 PM

I had a drunken threesome

One time I got a DUI, that was awesome

One time my roomate was tripping on acid and for like 2 hours he thought his apendix burst and that he was dying

my ex girlfriend shit herself while passed out at a party, she was ruined the entire summer...didn't see her once

unknowingly smoked PCP....blacked out, woke up full of mud in my friend's bed...me and her had no idea how I got there....that was an odd awakening.

when I was drunk and ate a nasty, huge slug

...I could go on for hours

Travis Meekz · 04-04-2003, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
I used to think these stories were hilarious, but now I think "wow I had no self control at all."

Getting completely fucked up is lame.

we're getting old son

KrazeeStacee · 04-04-2003, 01:50 PM

Well hmm, I'm sure there's more than I can account for, but see most aren't me being stupid while I was on drugs, it was mainly my friends. Like my one friend that freaked out because he saw the whole mall melt to the ground. Or the time when he "saw" a light pole fall on some guys car, he started pointing and laughing saying "your car's FUCKED up!!! hahahaha"

But one time I remember I felt really bad for...but it was so funny at the time.

My best friend and I were on some really crazy acid. We went on a journey to the other side of the city on busses to get some from a friend of ours. They were sugar cubes, we popped them right away. On our way back we were just sitting on the busses, talking like normal when all of a sudden it started to kick in.

She looked at me and I looked at her. We busted up laughing. Then we were like "shh, shhh!" so we wouldn't be all loud and ignorant on the bus.

Well just then the worst thing that could possibly happen, happened.

This mom walked on the bus with her retarded child. This little boy, about 8 years old, who was mentally & physically handicapped.
Why oh why did he have to sit in front of us...
I know we're going to hell for this one...
He sat down and looked at us and was like "durrraaaa durr" and drooling and omg we tried to hold it with all our might but we couldn't...
we busted up laughing, loud ass laughing, right in this poor little boys face. His mom looked at us and I swear I felt terrible but I couldn't stop laughing. We ran off the bus at the next stop and never looked back.

Later on that day we went to Wendy's to try to eat something. I had to go to the bathroom, Joanne waited in line. The place was packed.

I come out and she's on the floor laughing. Everyone's looking at her, I'm like omg what now. So she pulls out her pager and starts laughing and says "look who paged me!!! bahahaha"...well I didn't know she was just trying to make something up to make it seem like someone just paged her with something funny...I said "Joanne, thats your own phone number"...everyone looked at us like we were nuts. Later she told me that she had really busted up laughing at some woman who's head looked like a lemonhead, she pointed the woman out to me and I yelled out "LEMONHEAD!" while I fell to the floor laughing. We swiftly left that place and went straight to her house, realizing we shouldn't be out in the world right now.

04-04-2003, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Travis Meeks

we're getting old son

I'll be 22 on the 25th, bro. It's about time I grew up somewhat.

Travis Meekz · 04-04-2003, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros

I'll be 22 on the 25th, bro. It's about time I grew up somewhat.

I'll be 23 on the 21st of this month

Toby · 04-04-2003, 02:00 PM

anyway, me and my friends had this hotel party. We got a jacuizzi(sp) suite. Now that I am thinking about it I don't think I drank all that much, but I guess I was young. So I had a 6 pack and I think I smoked 3 or 4 joints, well before I knew I was wasted and I think football was on and some guys were getting really loud and we ended up getting kicked out, so we all rushed to leave before the police showed up and I was sandwhiched in between Katee Caradine and Dawn Freemon in Katee's truck, well I had to puke and I remember thinking I don't want to puke on Katee because she is pretty and Dawn is a good friend so she won't care if I puke on her so I conciously decided to puke on Dawn, well....I didn't I ended up puking on Katee...she got pissed and made me ride in the back of her truck and drove us to the race track where all the fast and the furious types would hang out, well I get out and fall on the pavement still concious but NOT ABLE TO FUNCTION I remember I got beer poured on me and I was told I got pissed on:erm who knows. So someone chimes in that I need to be taken home, so I get tossed back in the truck and we head out to my house. My house (at the time) was on a big hill in the country and our driveway was 1 mile long. NOBODY wanted to drive up my driveway, so I said fuck it and got out and walked with one shoe on. I only made it a little bit before I just collapsed and passed out. Well around 4 or 5am my dad pulls up coming home from work. I can only imagine what he was thinking when he saw his son lying in the middle of the driveway. He picks me up and throws me in the backseat. Once I got inside the house I immediatley went to the shower and just sat in there for what seemed like forever until I decided I needed to get in bed. I remember my mom coming to my room holding me and crying, I told her I would never drink again, but that lasted all of maybe a month:erm

Horrible horrible experience for me.

guz · 04-04-2003, 02:01 PM

Heh, a few weeks ago i was out w/ this girl...and ended up at a friends (a friend i had just recently met) apt. later in the night (4am or so), we took a 'break' and went up to the rooftop (pool, jacuzzi) and were up there a little while. We ended up not exactly knowing the way back to the room, so figuring it'd be the only place w/ the unlocked door (as i left it) i went to check each door one by one. the very first door i try ends up being unlocked, i slowly walk in....lights are out....place is silent. once my eyes adjust to the lack of light, i see about 6 or 7 guys all laying on the living room floor...and a few more all snuggled up in the bedroom beside it (studio, bedroom has no wall). I turn to the girl I'm with and quietly tell her to go, go, go....but she's confused and starts calling out her friends name. Luckily no one woke up, we left, and eventually found our room.

I have no clue what was going on or what had went on in that room

noir cat · 04-04-2003, 05:02 PM

Oh, Stacey, Pumpkin. I can so relate to your stories.

I have a tale to tell.

Hm, well. A long time ago, in a land called High School far, far away was a young teenager. Her name was Ailicec and she had a lying, cheating, slut of a boyfriend temA. She was aware of his terrible ways, and she originally went out with him for some tail.

Despite all those fucked up reasons for being thrown together, they were involved some sort of relationship. One day, at temA's apartment, Aili and temA had just taken some ecstacy and both were high as a kite as well as temA's friend Frankie. Or "Fuck Frankie" as Ailicec liked to call him. They were all in the 'hood, and they decided to go to Frankie's place for some wheelings and dealings. However, the only way of transportation was Frankie's scooter that can fit two people at a time. They decided that Frankie would take Aili first, and then temA.

So Aili and Frankie both arrived at the apartment. Frankie's roomates were shady people. They were gay drug dealers. Frankie led Aili to his room, and closed the door. Aili collapsed on the bed in exhaust from being in the humid heat of Florida, grateful for the darkness and airconditioning.

Frankie proceded to hit on Aili.
"Can I see your pussy?" he asks, "I've never seen an asian vagina before."
"Um. I don't know. I guess you can," replies Aili awkwardly.

She unbuttoned and unzipped her pants. She pulls down her pants, and her underwear just enough to let him have a glimpse of it.

"Can I touch it?" asks Frankie, as he looked on with interest.
"I don't know, Frankie," said Aili, unsettled to be caught in such a fucked up situation. But she was high, and eventually Frankie convinced her to let him.

"But I'm going to touch it with my tongue, okay?" says Frankie.

He procededs to eat her out alittle, and Aili fakes an orgasm just so he can stop bothering her.

"Can I put my dick in?" he asks.
"FUCK NO." said Aili.

Instead, Frankie pulls out his dick, lays next to her, and begins to jack off.

"Ummm," says Aili, and wondered what she got herself into. When Frankie was finished, he wanted to keep the incident between them. Frankie goes out the door to pick up temA.

temA comes in, happy to be reunited with Aili again. He gives her a bear hug, and then immediatedly wanted to fuck her. temA asks Frankie for the privacy of his room for a few minutes. Aili and temA goes in, temA presents to her rubbers he bought. He starts to take off her clothes, and then goes for her vagina. As he was eating Aili out, she closed her eyes and thought about how comical it was that his best friend was down on her thirty minutes ago, and if he could still taste Frankie's spit.

guz · 04-04-2003, 05:12 PM

You seem to know Aili's story quite well.....

rasheed · 04-04-2003, 05:15 PM

Weed + alcohol + BBGun = dangerously fun times.

Basically got drunk and high as a kite and started shooting everything we could think of inside my buddies house at university. Including trying to hit each other ........ in retrospect it was obviously pretty dangerous but at the time it was fuckin' hilarious.

noir cat · 04-04-2003, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by guz
You seem to know Aili's story quite well.....

WELL. You can almost say that Aili and Cec are one person.

(You know, with my name being Cecilia (nickname Cec or Ceci) and all).

KrazeeStacee · 04-04-2003, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by undivinemartyr

thats terrible! but hillarious!

man, I won't even get into my ecstasy stories...Thats the only drug I miss and get a racing heart for...see its doing it now...

I never really liked doing anything sexual while on ecstasy, but I always loved smacky pills, anyways. The first and only time I'd ever done a speedy pill, and the only time I felt really sexual, my girl friend and I went at it

The funniest time was when me and a close male friend of mine layed in the middle of the street, rolling hard as hell, at 4:30am, giving eachother massages on the cool cement street, with our shirts off, binkies in our mouth. Some old lady came out and was like "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" and we freaked out and ran inside. lol. crazy shit.

guz · 04-04-2003, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

The funniest time was when me and a close male friend of mine layed in the middle of the street, rolling hard as hell, at 4:30am, giving eachother massages on the cool cement street, with our shirts off, binkies in our mouth.

sex on a dirty, hard cement road. sounds wonderful :erm

Nimrod's Son · 04-04-2003, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Djed
oh well, i'm in quite the pickle right now..:erm

there are no substances involved, but i'm still fucked.

my girlfriend breaks up with me because her parents are crazy and won't let her see me. She's really awesome though. She still likes me a lot. I'm her first boyfriend. First kiss. I still like her a lot.

Well, one way or another she breaks up with me because of her parents and a week later, a couple of days ago that is, i kind of end up making out with her good friend , that i'm kind of friends with too. So i can continue to make out with her friend and feel guilty for what i'm doing since my ex still likes me and i still like her, or i can tell this girl i'm making out with that I feel guilty and we should stop. Which she'd understand. We both decided that we can't tell anyone what we're doing. But.... there are two other people that know that we've been making out that we're friends with so they've been busting our asses.

on top of this this girl i'm making out with, her ex boyfriend is still obsessed with her and wants to kick my ass anyways, and he doens't even know i've been making out with her.

I don't know what to do.

a) I continue to make out with this chick and feel guilty because my ex still likes me and i like her, and on top of this maybe get my ass kicked

or

B) i tell this girl i can't make out with her anymore. NO MORE ACTION FOR ME.

this shit is hard

Step 1 - find someone to get you alcohol.
Step 2 - invite BOTH girls over - have girl #1 sneak out.
Step 3 - Drink it up with both of them, or rather let them drink most of it
Step 4 - tell girl #1 you still really like her, but since she dumped you, ask her permission to fool around with girl #2
Step 5 - ask girl #1 to make out with girl #2
Step 6 - take pictures
Step 7 - score with both of them
Step 8 - post pictures on Netphoria

Nimrod's Son · 04-04-2003, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Travis Meeks

I'll be 23 on the 21st of this month

Ah, you're both still punk kids.

KrazeeStacee · 04-04-2003, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by guz

sex on a dirty, hard cement road. sounds wonderful :erm

There was no sex. Read the posts.

03-30-2003, 02:34 AM	#2
Caligula Demi-God Posts: 423	Well, I was on Hashish that was adulterated with PCP. I killed four priests, a chicken and an ardvark. Also, I jumped off an overpass. I did it all to allay my fears that I wasn't going to fit in with my friends. I'm glad that you made this post because now I can see how common it is to be 'fucked up' and do 'bonehead things' and have people I don't even know give me some positive reinforcement as we bond. I guess I'll do it again tomorrow. Last edited by Caligula : 03-30-2003 at 02:37 AM.

04-04-2003, 01:50 PM	#15
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	BAAACK IN THE DAY..... Well hmm, I'm sure there's more than I can account for, but see most aren't me being stupid while I was on drugs, it was mainly my friends. Like my one friend that freaked out because he saw the whole mall melt to the ground. Or the time when he "saw" a light pole fall on some guys car, he started pointing and laughing saying "your car's FUCKED up!!! hahahaha" But one time I remember I felt really bad for...but it was so funny at the time. My best friend and I were on some really crazy acid. We went on a journey to the other side of the city on busses to get some from a friend of ours. They were sugar cubes, we popped them right away. On our way back we were just sitting on the busses, talking like normal when all of a sudden it started to kick in. She looked at me and I looked at her. We busted up laughing. Then we were like "shh, shhh!" so we wouldn't be all loud and ignorant on the bus. Well just then the worst thing that could possibly happen, happened. This mom walked on the bus with her retarded child. This little boy, about 8 years old, who was mentally & physically handicapped. Why oh why did he have to sit in front of us... I know we're going to hell for this one... He sat down and looked at us and was like "durrraaaa durr" and drooling and omg we tried to hold it with all our might but we couldn't... we busted up laughing, loud ass laughing, right in this poor little boys face. His mom looked at us and I swear I felt terrible but I couldn't stop laughing. We ran off the bus at the next stop and never looked back. Later on that day we went to Wendy's to try to eat something. I had to go to the bathroom, Joanne waited in line. The place was packed. I come out and she's on the floor laughing. Everyone's looking at her, I'm like omg what now. So she pulls out her pager and starts laughing and says "look who paged me!!! bahahaha"...well I didn't know she was just trying to make something up to make it seem like someone just paged her with something funny...I said "Joanne, thats your own phone number"...everyone looked at us like we were nuts. Later she told me that she had really busted up laughing at some woman who's head looked like a lemonhead, she pointed the woman out to me and I yelled out "LEMONHEAD!" while I fell to the floor laughing. We swiftly left that place and went straight to her house, realizing we shouldn't be out in the world right now.

04-04-2003, 02:00 PM	#18
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	This was back in 1997 or 1998 I forget... anyway, me and my friends had this hotel party. We got a jacuizzi(sp) suite. Now that I am thinking about it I don't think I drank all that much, but I guess I was young. So I had a 6 pack and I think I smoked 3 or 4 joints, well before I knew I was wasted and I think football was on and some guys were getting really loud and we ended up getting kicked out, so we all rushed to leave before the police showed up and I was sandwhiched in between Katee Caradine and Dawn Freemon in Katee's truck, well I had to puke and I remember thinking I don't want to puke on Katee because she is pretty and Dawn is a good friend so she won't care if I puke on her so I conciously decided to puke on Dawn, well....I didn't I ended up puking on Katee...she got pissed and made me ride in the back of her truck and drove us to the race track where all the fast and the furious types would hang out, well I get out and fall on the pavement still concious but NOT ABLE TO FUNCTION I remember I got beer poured on me and I was told I got pissed on:erm who knows. So someone chimes in that I need to be taken home, so I get tossed back in the truck and we head out to my house. My house (at the time) was on a big hill in the country and our driveway was 1 mile long. NOBODY wanted to drive up my driveway, so I said fuck it and got out and walked with one shoe on. I only made it a little bit before I just collapsed and passed out. Well around 4 or 5am my dad pulls up coming home from work. I can only imagine what he was thinking when he saw his son lying in the middle of the driveway. He picks me up and throws me in the backseat. Once I got inside the house I immediatley went to the shower and just sat in there for what seemed like forever until I decided I needed to get in bed. I remember my mom coming to my room holding me and crying, I told her I would never drink again, but that lasted all of maybe a month:erm Horrible horrible experience for me.

04-04-2003, 05:15 PM	#22
rasheed Oblivious Virgin Location: Kingston/Oshawa,Canada Posts: 49	Weed + alcohol + BBGun = dangerously fun times. Basically got drunk and high as a kite and started shooting everything we could think of inside my buddies house at university. Including trying to hit each other ........ in retrospect it was obviously pretty dangerous but at the time it was fuckin' hilarious. __________________ "Give me one more medicated peaceful moment"

03-30-2003, 02:29 AM	#1
Helena Handbasket Apocalyptic Poster Location: grove street Posts: 4,265	tell me your "one time, I was so fucked up.." stories Tell me what you were on and what kinds of boneheaded things you have done.

03-30-2003, 02:36 AM	#3
Salena Child Apocalyptic Poster Location: Ohio Posts: 2,127	i would rather not say :erm

03-30-2003, 02:49 AM	#5
Caligula Demi-God Posts: 423	I thought this was a thread of acceptance. If I would have known you were going to belittle my experience, I never would have posted it.

03-30-2003, 03:04 AM	#6
Djed Demi-God Location: Indiana Posts: 281	oh well, i'm in quite the pickle right now..:erm there are no substances involved, but i'm still fucked. my girlfriend breaks up with me because her parents are crazy and won't let her see me. She's really awesome though. She still likes me a lot. I'm her first boyfriend. First kiss. I still like her a lot. Well, one way or another she breaks up with me because of her parents and a week later, a couple of days ago that is, i kind of end up making out with her good friend , that i'm kind of friends with too. So i can continue to make out with her friend and feel guilty for what i'm doing since my ex still likes me and i still like her, or i can tell this girl i'm making out with that I feel guilty and we should stop. Which she'd understand. We both decided that we can't tell anyone what we're doing. But.... there are two other people that know that we've been making out that we're friends with so they've been busting our asses. on top of this this girl i'm making out with, her ex boyfriend is still obsessed with her and wants to kick my ass anyways, and he doens't even know i've been making out with her. I don't know what to do. a) I continue to make out with this chick and feel guilty because my ex still likes me and i like her, and on top of this maybe get my ass kicked or B) i tell this girl i can't make out with her anymore. NO MORE ACTION FOR ME. this shit is hard

03-30-2003, 03:13 AM	#7
Caligula Demi-God Posts: 423	Well first of all man, you're 37; stop hanging out with these preteens, and go and join a church. Please, Jesus will save your soul. Honestly, it's quite obvious that you don't like the original girl enough to stay faithful to her, and you're all about scoring with this second chick. So, you should try and score with this second chick, because you're too worthless to realize what you want long term, bastard.

03-30-2003, 03:20 AM	#8
Silverstream Demi-God Location: Australia Posts: 493	i had a few bong hits and a few puffs on a pipe after getting drunk, just after i got my labret pierced. my friends tell me i was insistant that my piercing was growing and making my teeth loose. apparently i tried to pull it out. i really dont remember anything apart from being violently sick a few hours later. a lot of it was blood that i swallowed because i kept pulling at the new piercing and making it bleed a lot. my labret was so incredibly infected in the morning that my whole lip and chin was swollen. last time i ever smoked up.

03-30-2003, 03:22 AM	#9
Djed Demi-God Location: Indiana Posts: 281	holy crap you have my number. but, yeah, i went out with her for almost 4 months and she could hardy ever do anything. I got to do something with her like once every 2 weeks max. Her parents are really strict. This other thing just happend. and i'm 17 so you know i don't know what the fuck i'm ever doing. Stupid punkass kids.:erm

03-30-2003, 03:24 AM	#10
Djed Demi-God Location: Indiana Posts: 281	even if i don't mess around with this other girl. My ex still can't date me wtf? this is netphoria, shouldn't i have more people calling me a dumbass

03-30-2003, 03:32 AM	#11
Caligula Demi-God Posts: 423	Unfortunately you should probably look at it this way: It's very unlikely that you would have stayed with the girl that you actually like, for very many years. So go for this one chick and one day you'll realize that it was the wrong decision, but right now... you have no idea what is right and wrong for you according to experience, and your hormones are stronger than your social mores to keep you from trying to bang this girl anyhow.

04-04-2003, 01:35 PM	#12
Mr. Rhinoceros Posts: n/a	I used to think these stories were hilarious, but now I think "wow I had no self control at all." Getting completely fucked up is lame.

04-04-2003, 01:48 PM	#13
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	I had a drunken threesome One time I got a DUI, that was awesome One time my roomate was tripping on acid and for like 2 hours he thought his apendix burst and that he was dying my ex girlfriend shit herself while passed out at a party, she was ruined the entire summer...didn't see her once unknowingly smoked PCP....blacked out, woke up full of mud in my friend's bed...me and her had no idea how I got there....that was an odd awakening. when I was drunk and ate a nasty, huge slug ...I could go on for hours

04-04-2003, 02:01 PM	#19
guz El Gringo Mexicano Location: I'd rather just have dome anyway Posts: 8,599	Heh, a few weeks ago i was out w/ this girl...and ended up at a friends (a friend i had just recently met) apt. later in the night (4am or so), we took a 'break' and went up to the rooftop (pool, jacuzzi) and were up there a little while. We ended up not exactly knowing the way back to the room, so figuring it'd be the only place w/ the unlocked door (as i left it) i went to check each door one by one. the very first door i try ends up being unlocked, i slowly walk in....lights are out....place is silent. once my eyes adjust to the lack of light, i see about 6 or 7 guys all laying on the living room floor...and a few more all snuggled up in the bedroom beside it (studio, bedroom has no wall). I turn to the girl I'm with and quietly tell her to go, go, go....but she's confused and starts calling out her friends name. Luckily no one woke up, we left, and eventually found our room. I have no clue what was going on or what had went on in that room

04-04-2003, 05:02 PM	#20
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	Oh, Stacey, Pumpkin. I can so relate to your stories. I have a tale to tell. Hm, well. A long time ago, in a land called High School far, far away was a young teenager. Her name was Ailicec and she had a lying, cheating, slut of a boyfriend temA. She was aware of his terrible ways, and she originally went out with him for some tail. Despite all those fucked up reasons for being thrown together, they were involved some sort of relationship. One day, at temA's apartment, Aili and temA had just taken some ecstacy and both were high as a kite as well as temA's friend Frankie. Or "Fuck Frankie" as Ailicec liked to call him. They were all in the 'hood, and they decided to go to Frankie's place for some wheelings and dealings. However, the only way of transportation was Frankie's scooter that can fit two people at a time. They decided that Frankie would take Aili first, and then temA. So Aili and Frankie both arrived at the apartment. Frankie's roomates were shady people. They were gay drug dealers. Frankie led Aili to his room, and closed the door. Aili collapsed on the bed in exhaust from being in the humid heat of Florida, grateful for the darkness and airconditioning. Frankie proceded to hit on Aili. "Can I see your pussy?" he asks, "I've never seen an asian vagina before." "Um. I don't know. I guess you can," replies Aili awkwardly. She unbuttoned and unzipped her pants. She pulls down her pants, and her underwear just enough to let him have a glimpse of it. "Can I touch it?" asks Frankie, as he looked on with interest. "I don't know, Frankie," said Aili, unsettled to be caught in such a fucked up situation. But she was high, and eventually Frankie convinced her to let him. "But I'm going to touch it with my tongue, okay?" says Frankie. He procededs to eat her out alittle, and Aili fakes an orgasm just so he can stop bothering her. "Can I put my dick in?" he asks. "FUCK NO." said Aili. Instead, Frankie pulls out his dick, lays next to her, and begins to jack off. "Ummm," says Aili, and wondered what she got herself into. When Frankie was finished, he wanted to keep the incident between them. Frankie goes out the door to pick up temA. temA comes in, happy to be reunited with Aili again. He gives her a bear hug, and then immediatedly wanted to fuck her. temA asks Frankie for the privacy of his room for a few minutes. Aili and temA goes in, temA presents to her rubbers he bought. He starts to take off her clothes, and then goes for her vagina. As he was eating Aili out, she closed her eyes and thought about how comical it was that his best friend was down on her thirty minutes ago, and if he could still taste Frankie's spit.

04-04-2003, 05:12 PM	#21
guz El Gringo Mexicano Location: I'd rather just have dome anyway Posts: 8,599	You seem to know Aili's story quite well.....