Joy To The World The Teacher's Dead

lawson · 04-04-2003, 12:57 PM

THEY BARBEEQUEEED HER HEEEEAD!
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER BOOOODY
THEY FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY!

i mean damn, that's some hardcore shit! that would infer they had to actually cut up the dead body of their teacher in order to flush her, piece by piece, down the toilet. then there's the problem of large pieces of bone which i guess would have to be slammed against the edge of something strong or perhaps cut with a chainsaw

and heaven and nature sing

Junebug · 04-04-2003, 01:21 PM

I love Christmas songs. Whenever we sang that at school though we'd look around to make sure no teachers were actually near us and stuff. Heh. I wonder who the first person was to make that up and how it got spread around so far.

Mason R Butler · 04-04-2003, 04:27 PM

I hope that doesn't actually happen to a teacher. It'll totally ruin singing that for, like, weeks at least.

04-04-2003, 12:57 PM	#1
lawson Apocalyptic Poster Location: raleigh Posts: 4,176	Joy To The World The Teacher's Dead THEY BARBEEQUEEED HER HEEEEAD! WHAT HAPPENED TO HER BOOOODY THEY FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY! i mean damn, that's some hardcore shit! that would infer they had to actually cut up the dead body of their teacher in order to flush her, piece by piece, down the toilet. then there's the problem of large pieces of bone which i guess would have to be slammed against the edge of something strong or perhaps cut with a chainsaw and heaven and nature sing

04-04-2003, 01:21 PM	#2
Junebug Minion of Satan Posts: 7,072	I love Christmas songs. Whenever we sang that at school though we'd look around to make sure no teachers were actually near us and stuff. Heh. I wonder who the first person was to make that up and how it got spread around so far.

04-04-2003, 04:27 PM	#3
Mason R Butler walks among us Location: MNUSA Posts: 7,768	I hope that doesn't actually happen to a teacher. It'll totally ruin singing that for, like, weeks at least.